EJ Ford
@ejford.bsky.social
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Allergies are kicking my ass right now. I yearn for the sweet release of death
December 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Allergies are kicking my ass right now. I yearn for the sweet release of death
Out at a bar with friends and the cat keeps triggering the security camera cause she knows we're all gonna turn on the mic and say hi
December 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Out at a bar with friends and the cat keeps triggering the security camera cause she knows we're all gonna turn on the mic and say hi
Wisdom teeth pain so bad I had to dig out the Polish codeine. Pray for me
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Wisdom teeth pain so bad I had to dig out the Polish codeine. Pray for me
My doctor had a galah that she rescued in my appointment today, and despite having two broken wings, it was dancing around and singing to the music I had playing in the background
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My doctor had a galah that she rescued in my appointment today, and despite having two broken wings, it was dancing around and singing to the music I had playing in the background
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*emerging from beneath the waves of a cold black lake*: do you have a lighter on you?
October 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
*emerging from beneath the waves of a cold black lake*: do you have a lighter on you?
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Cat has been beefing with the lego shelf, so her cat tree has been banished to the middle of the lounge room where she cant use it to jump onto the bookcase, and boy, is she mad about it.
August 22, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Cat has been beefing with the lego shelf, so her cat tree has been banished to the middle of the lounge room where she cant use it to jump onto the bookcase, and boy, is she mad about it.
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Assert dominance by continually stating “I’d prefer not to.”
August 17, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Assert dominance by continually stating “I’d prefer not to.”
Cat is mad at me cause I was gone all day travelling too and from an engagement party, but she's also very interested in the chicken i just ate. She's very conflicted right now
August 17, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Cat is mad at me cause I was gone all day travelling too and from an engagement party, but she's also very interested in the chicken i just ate. She's very conflicted right now
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I'm really loving having a set shift time instead of arotating one. Like, I get to finish work at the same time every day????? I dont have to change my alarms???? I can actually plan things in advance????
August 14, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I'm really loving having a set shift time instead of arotating one. Like, I get to finish work at the same time every day????? I dont have to change my alarms???? I can actually plan things in advance????
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Wow! Bendigo Writers Festival (15 - 17 Aug) is making guest speakers sign a last-minute agreement to not mention Israel's genocide of Palestinians. Writers who care about human rights are cancelling. Any writer/guest still thinking of appearing should seriously reconsider. Stand up! Refuse to comply
August 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Wow! Bendigo Writers Festival (15 - 17 Aug) is making guest speakers sign a last-minute agreement to not mention Israel's genocide of Palestinians. Writers who care about human rights are cancelling. Any writer/guest still thinking of appearing should seriously reconsider. Stand up! Refuse to comply
Popping a couple of muscle relaxers and doing back stretches
a man with long curly hair and a beard is eating a piece of cheesecake
ALT: a man with long curly hair and a beard is eating a piece of cheesecake
media.tenor.com
August 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Popping a couple of muscle relaxers and doing back stretches
One of my baby sisters had her baby the other day, and within hours of the kid being born, I had already given him a dumb nickname. That I will ensure he knows about when he's older
July 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
One of my baby sisters had her baby the other day, and within hours of the kid being born, I had already given him a dumb nickname. That I will ensure he knows about when he's older
I hurt my wrist trying to wave the cat away from a bunch of wires. Great start to my annual leave. Might possibly be stuck at home the entire time now cause it's the side I use my cane on 🥲
July 15, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I hurt my wrist trying to wave the cat away from a bunch of wires. Great start to my annual leave. Might possibly be stuck at home the entire time now cause it's the side I use my cane on 🥲
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they’re casting me in The Pitt season 2 as a guy who overdosed on eating pussy
July 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
they’re casting me in The Pitt season 2 as a guy who overdosed on eating pussy
Cat was running absolutely apeshit this morning while I was getting ready for work, so I plopped my phone down in front of her, and she just happily sat there watching The Pitt edits on the clock app
July 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Cat was running absolutely apeshit this morning while I was getting ready for work, so I plopped my phone down in front of her, and she just happily sat there watching The Pitt edits on the clock app
I love getting halfway to work and suddenly thinking, "Oh shit, did I pack my laptop?????". It happens every week. I've never not packed my laptop. Why does my brain do this?
July 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I love getting halfway to work and suddenly thinking, "Oh shit, did I pack my laptop?????". It happens every week. I've never not packed my laptop. Why does my brain do this?
I bought a trench coat on a whim the other day cause it was on sale and I've lowkey been thinking about it for over a decade. I'm so in love with it
June 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I bought a trench coat on a whim the other day cause it was on sale and I've lowkey been thinking about it for over a decade. I'm so in love with it
My cat is an idiot (I love her dearly) who climbed into my shirt with me (the light of my life) and shuffled around for a little bit (she's never done anything wrong in her life), then she bit my fucking armpit (I would burn a city down for this bastard baby)
May 20, 2025 at 12:18 PM
My cat is an idiot (I love her dearly) who climbed into my shirt with me (the light of my life) and shuffled around for a little bit (she's never done anything wrong in her life), then she bit my fucking armpit (I would burn a city down for this bastard baby)
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new pope is american ?
May 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
new pope is american ?
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floor time with Toast
April 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
floor time with Toast
I got gut punched by a hand rail while in line to vote this morning because some old lady shoved me out of her way, mumbling about how my having a walking stick was offensive to people who actually need one. I think it could be celebrated that I didn't hit her with the damn stick
May 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I got gut punched by a hand rail while in line to vote this morning because some old lady shoved me out of her way, mumbling about how my having a walking stick was offensive to people who actually need one. I think it could be celebrated that I didn't hit her with the damn stick
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Interesting how everyone yells at me when I say something stupid but nobody compliments me when I go a whole day without saying something stupid
April 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Interesting how everyone yells at me when I say something stupid but nobody compliments me when I go a whole day without saying something stupid