“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.

Nation’s Older Brothers Recommend Not Being Such A Little Bitch
https://theonion.com/nation-s-older-brothers-recommend-not-being-such-a-litt-1823191955/

“Tell your children who the cowards were.”

In trying times, remember that there are small ways to make a difference.

Absolutely love this Behind the music clip

“long term viability” is somebody else’s problem. “short term kicking ass and notching w’s” is the ethos

Guy designing the Nostromo: However many chains you think we need on the ship, double--then triple that number and that's what we'll put in the ship's chain room.

Assistant: Yes, sir. And the chains are dry, of course?

Designer: You're fired

thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants

i know MIA is a total crank but her first few records are great and critically for my purposes they are great treadmill music youtu.be/3Yuqxl284cg?...

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time

Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

Let me tell you the story of Narasimha protecting Prahlad

normal holiday thoughts

Something I have never believed is that you should read conservatives to get their perspective. It’s actually very easily gotten; a little goes a long way. Conservatism is an intellectual defense of selfishness where the conservative is always in a superior in group. That’s it to me.