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einlarzer.bsky.social
@einlarzer.bsky.social
✨no funeral✨
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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Nation’s Older Brothers Recommend Not Being Such A Little Bitch
https://theonion.com/nation-s-older-brothers-recommend-not-being-such-a-litt-1823191955/
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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In trying times, remember that there are small ways to make a difference.
July 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Absolutely love this Behind the music clip
June 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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“long term viability” is somebody else’s problem. “short term kicking ass and notching w’s” is the ethos
May 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Guy designing the Nostromo: However many chains you think we need on the ship, double--then triple that number and that's what we'll put in the ship's chain room.

Assistant: Yes, sir. And the chains are dry, of course?

Designer: You're fired
April 19, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants
March 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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i know MIA is a total crank but her first few records are great and critically for my purposes they are great treadmill music youtu.be/3Yuqxl284cg?...
M.I.A. - Bad Girls
YouTube video by MIAVEVO
youtu.be
March 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier
January 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
January 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Let me tell you the story of Narasimha protecting Prahlad
November 25, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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normal holiday thoughts
September 2, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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Something I have never believed is that you should read conservatives to get their perspective. It’s actually very easily gotten; a little goes a long way. Conservatism is an intellectual defense of selfishness where the conservative is always in a superior in group. That’s it to me.
August 6, 2023 at 4:40 PM