Egoist Hedonist
egoisthedonist.bsky.social
Egoist Hedonist
@egoisthedonist.bsky.social
The tiger is out.
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Creo que voy a compartir por aquí las chorradas que me encuentro de manera online¹.

Visto en Reddit (r/twinpeaks)

¹ - Mis felicitaciones si entendiste.
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December 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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"Lo hago cuando este en casa"
-Yo cuando estoy en casa:
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Un streamer muy importante de derechas en EEUU ofendiéndose porque ha leído una noticia, irónica, que dice que el nuevo alcalde de NY obligará a que los alumnos de primaria a estudiar los números árabes.
Son ridículos.
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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"¿Qué hay detrás de la ventana?"

Reseña completa (sin spoilers): www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Bueno no sería la primera vez que dispara a una persona
Parece que la policía italiana ya tiene una lista con nombres de millonarios que pagaron por ir a matar gente a Sarajevo. Además de italianos hay españoles.
November 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Celebraré Halloween el día que en Wichita salten una verja enfarlopados hasta las trancas para sacar a pasear una virgen.
November 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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I'm trying, but it's very hard, 2400-years mosaic skeleton...
2,400 year-old skeleton mosaic reads:

“Be cheerful, enjoy your life”

Discovered in Turkey
November 1, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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I told my dad that i knew how to fix our toilet, he sounded mildly impressed but then said “oh was there and episode of the simpsons where they fix a toilet or something.”
October 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Ludicrous take to say nobody misses the video store. Going to my local video store as a teenager was so fucking good. They had a five movies for five days for five dollars deal that was pretty much the greatest thing ever and a super stoned clerk who had seen every movie known to man
October 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Los libros SE LEEN, las películas SE VEN y los discos SE ESCUCHAN

HARTITO ME TENÉIS CON ESTA COSA CAPITALISTAROÑOSA DE QUE TODO SE CONSUME

Y ESTE ERIZO TB ESTÁ HARTO
October 23, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Juan del Val me acogió en su casa cuando mi octava mujer me puso de patitas en la calle por comentar sin ninguna maldad que sus pechos ya no eran vivarachos.
October 16, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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October 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Countries I’ve visited in Africa
October 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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SHIVERS - The road ascends; a raised motorway loops above the ghetto. Beneath its concrete columns -- a sea of rooftops, woodwork, and tar stretches northward. Four-story buildings as far as the rain can fall. The snows melt in Jamrock.
October 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.

If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!

Donate at blinkingguy.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Arranca por la derecha el genio del fútbol mundial.
September 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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September 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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El dibujo de este mes es EL BIGOTE compartiendo tiempo de calidad con su hija TEELA.
September 23, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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Los ciclistas no pudieron acabar la carrera. Tuvieron que dar... La Vuelta.
September 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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¿No te gustaba tanto la fruta?
Pues toma sandía.
September 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Your wish is my command, @stephenking.bsky.social: the King of Kings!

Run, don't walk to see #TheLongWalk now in theaters... EVERYWHERE.

You can thank me later.
September 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Lo doy por terminado : )
September 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM