Effehezepe
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Effehezepe
@effehezepe.bsky.social
Wizard
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February 1, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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Yeah but what if the Melania movie was called Seven Samurai instead? And then when you went to see it they just showed you Akira Kurosawa’s 1954 masterpiece Seven Samurai? I bet you liberals would *love* it then. Typical.
January 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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Sasquatch Diaries Jan 29th
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January 30, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I plan to exit this world the same way I entered it. Yelling "Wu-Tang".
January 30, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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"I'm not a big soda person, but when they start to let you mix and match ... I got involved with that" 😂

— Ryan Coogler

(via Good Hang Pod)
January 28, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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Excited for the Iron Lung Movie
January 29, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
January 24, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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Take me to bed
January 22, 2026 at 5:40 AM
I have a crippling addiction to buying old books on ebay. Someone should stop me, but no one will.
January 22, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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“The Ents are going to war”
I've lived in Minnesota my whole life and have experienced some major cold snaps but this is the first time I've heard about exploding trees.
January 21, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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I hate it when people ask me if I'm a dog or a cat person. I'll pet a wolverine if I know the little shit won't bite me.
January 19, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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I'm going to have 5,000 children and name them like I do my morrowind saves
January 19, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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People think the male fantasy is power, but no

The male fantasy is having an actually cool midlife crisis that you meet a goth baddie in the middle of, like in Fight Club or The Matrix

The female fantasy is getting lost in a big maze populated by muppets and a singing twunk, like in Labyrinth
January 19, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Why does she look like that
January 19, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
January 11, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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I've been doom scrolling for the past two hours and, much to my surprise, it hasn't helped at all
January 15, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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January 10, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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THAT IS NOT "BABYGIRL"

THAT IS AN

EXTREMELY

and I want to be clear on this

>>EXTREMELY<< TRAUMATIZED

42 YEAR OLD MAN
January 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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CNN graphics put the asterisk in the wrong place, it appears…
January 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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Top Cat will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.
January 7, 2026 at 12:48 AM