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Effehezepe
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I support making Joe our new emperor of Earth. My own SIC Luna, can be his grand vizier.
January 31, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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A comic panel of an antelope woman saying "Inter-species anthropomorphic lesbian sex. Why else?"
January 24, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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Why does she look like that
A standard issue cat just sitting there like she's stoned
January 19, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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This may be the best picture I've ever taken of my cat
A calico cat sitting on a chair looking adorable.
December 23, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Found these exercise instructions in the basement, and that is definitely a picture of a dude having buttsex with a ghost.
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Four panel comic. 1st Panel: A man with glasses asks the X logo "Hey Twitter hows it goin?" 2nd Panel: The X logo with the trending topic "Repeal the 19th" 3rd Panel: Man with glasses is silent 4th Panel: Man with glasses says "yea"
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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The Great Horned Rat has just-just endorsed-supported the Andrew Cuomo-thing, yes-yes!
Concept art of the Great Horned Rat from the video game Total War: Warhammer II
November 4, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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SkekSo, leader of the Skeksis and emperor of Thra, has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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My money's on the pigs
October 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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October 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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October 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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September 22, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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September 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Two comics panels. The first is of a man cutting a ribbon off a box while saying "Maybe there's a puppy inside! A cute little puppy would cheer me up..." another man watches. The second panel reveals that the box contains a decaying corpse in a Santa outfit with a note that says "Ho-ho-ho! You scumbag. Love, Stern"
September 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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A photo of a coelacanth with the following text laid over it "If coelacanth has a million fans, I'm one of them. If Coelacanth has 5 fans, I'm one of them. If coelacanth has 1 fan, that one is me. If coelacanth has no fans, I am no longer alive. If the world is against coelacanth, I'm against the world. Till my last breath, I'll support coelacanth."
September 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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A comic panel of the character Battle Beast from Invincible saying "Goodbye computer. You were not a worthy adversary and will not be missed."
August 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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A comic panel of Sam, an anthropomorphic dog wearing a suit and hat, and Max, an anthropomorphic rabbit. Both are holding firearms. Sam is kicking down a trash can. Sam is saying "I love making a racket. It's one of my favorite parts of this job." Max is saying "I love discharging unregistered firearms within city limits."
August 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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A comic panel of godzilla and some angels with butterfly wings. The angels are saying "Now that we have aided you in your victory against spacegodzilla, you shall serve us in our battle against Hell! Serve peace! Submit! Serve Peace! Submit!"
June 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM