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✨Indulgence instead of abstinence✨
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Disney plus more like minus Disney

*a crescendo of strings. sunlight, breaking through dark clouds swollen by rain, illuminates my proud visage. the masses cheer; they weep and become inconsolable. “Enthrone him!” they cry in one great, thundering voice. I am enthroned*
September 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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I'm woke. I'm the wokest bish there is. In fact, I'm so woke, I don't sleep for a week.
September 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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“Charlie Kirk in His Own Words”

17 quotes you should read from the right-wing activist and Trump ally who was tragically shot and killed on Wednesday in Utah.
Charlie Kirk in His Own Words
17 quotes you should read from the right-wing activist and Trump ally who was tragically shot and killed on Wednesday in Utah.
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September 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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What happened to Charlie Kirk is also what happened to 20 children (ages 6 and 7) at the Sandy Hook Elementary School.

I don’t remember the right being this upset back then—do you? 🤨
September 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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charlie kirk died for what he believed in. in a very literal sense: he believed in a world where gun deaths are inevitable and the solution to problems is violence. he excused his own death years before it happened. and if anyone else had been killed he'd already be weaponizing and relativizing it.
September 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Good.
September 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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August 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Bunnies really *should* have toe beans...

I dunno.

Seems like a quality control issue to me.

Factory should issue a recall.
August 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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New Death With Indignity Law Lets Terminally Ill Be Crushed By Falling Vending Machines theonion.com/new-dea...
August 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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August 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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August 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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I would pay good money for a reporter to ask Donald Trump to explain what an mRNA vaccine is and what his administration’s exact objection to it is.
REPORTER: You were the driving force behind Operation Warp Speed, these mRNA vaccines that are the gold standard. Now your Health Secretary is pulling back all the funding for research ... what is going on?

TRUMP: Research into what?

REPORTER: mRNA vaccines

TRUMP: We're onto other things
August 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Man, it’s hard to be an American right now.
July 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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computer enhance on the pee spot
August 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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August 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
A conservative voter commits arson in an attempt to kill Josh Shapiro and his family? I'm sure the news will be talking about this, right??

R-Right???
April 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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🐖
April 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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poop brother HH
March 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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March 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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First trailer for "City" anime series by Taichi Ishidate & Kyoto Animation.
Based on the manga by Keiichi Arawi (Nichijou).
Coming on July 6.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldLd...
March 23, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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March 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Doc Seismic did nothing wrong.
March 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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why does everyone hate my car | patreon.com/lubchansky
March 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM