‘The Sims’ Turns 25
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if you're a tech journalist in the present climate, it's incumbent upon you to ask why big tech is pursuing dead ends like AI when they could just start using the number 2. ones and zeroes have taken us as far as they can. either chuck a few 2s in there or cede the future of tech to those who will

they should make video games so that they listen through your mic for the sound of a beer opening and when it detects it your character in the game will also have a beer in their hand

bluesky should have all-day breakfast. i just don't understand why they end breakfast service at 11 am when they obviously still have the ingredients on hand to make everything on the breakfast menu

paying a composer to write some leitmotifs associated with healthy behaviors to prompt me to remember to do them...for instance i'd be ignoring all the cups cans glasses and mugs on my desk until i hear the orchestra i've also hired playing Cleaning Up the Empty Vessels (Reprise)

#9.969.131! how fun.

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY