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Eric Eisenberg
@eeisenberg.bsky.social
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CinemaBlend Assistant Managing Editor & Movie Reviews Manager/Senior Film Critic – HCA member – Film & Comics Obsessive – Constant Reader – Let's Go Mets! – he/him
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asherelbein.bsky.social
I cosign every single word of this

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I do understand: you want permission. There’s a machine in the corner wrapped in human skin that makes things out of shit and blood to look like whatever you want (as long as you don’t look too closely). You gave one to your teacher and they didn’t notice. Your boss told you to use it after they laid off half the team and it was fine. You fed one to your kids and they liked it. You want to know you can use it sometimes without me thinking less of you. You don’t need me to believe it’s useful, you just want me to be polite about it. But I am a hater, and I will not be polite. The machine is disgusting and we should break it. The people who build it are vapid shit-eating cannibals glorifying ignorance. I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
eeisenberg.bsky.social
Wild whiskers #Caturday
Black and white cat with yellow eyes sits on a sofa arm table in front of a bookcase
November 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair Trailer Teases Quentin Tarantino's Full Vision, And It's A Must-See Even If You've Watched Vol. 1 And 2 A Million Times
It's special!
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November 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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zachsilberberg.bsky.social
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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silaslesnick.bsky.social
The Republican Party is doing so poorly tonight that you'd be forgiven for assuming it's likely headlined by Jared Leto.
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Happy Halloween! 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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IT: Welcome To Derry Co-Creator Says Stephen King ‘Was Mystified’ By The Show’s Three-Season Plan, But There’s A ‘Specific Reason’ For The Approach
The new Stephen King series arrives on Sunday.
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October 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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stephenking.bsky.social
No Kings Day message to Trump: Other than your coterie of ass-kissers, nobody likes you.
October 20, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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stephenking.bsky.social
SALEM'S LOT turns 50 as of today. Didn't know until my pal (and co-writer) Rich Chizmar told me.
October 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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guy from christine
October 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
eeisenberg.bsky.social
Less than eight months after The Monkey, already getting an early look at the latest from Osgood Perkins! #Keeper
Movie theater with a poster for Keeper on the screen
October 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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THE WHITE COMMANDS YOU (2003)
Oil on Panel - 28" x 18"

Interior illustration for THE DARK TOWER (book 7) by @stephenking.bsky.social 1/3
Father Callahan, a white haired man with a cross-shaped scar on his forehead, stands atop a table surrounded by vampires and low men. He thrusts his hands upward with a small turtle figurine glowing intensely bright. He is dressed all in black with a pistol tucked in his belt. Bathed in light, his face is etched with determination as his eyes draw to beads. The hideous creatures immediately surrounding him draw back in pain, grasping at their heads in agony with his shouted command. The room behind is lit yellow and orange where a curtain is drawn back and more creatures pile. Above, the light of the turtle radiates in defined white lines that shift the background purple.
October 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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wajali.bsky.social
With receipts!

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‘Amoral, evil’: vitriolic backlash builds against comics who played Riyadh festival
Murder by bone-saw, lashings for rape victims, punishment amputation, jail for satirists … these are the Saudi human rights abuses fuelling the fury being directed at the likes of Louis CK, Dave Chapp...
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October 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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We've had Hereditary, Get Out, Sinners and Weapons so it frustrates me that horror films are still seen as "less than" & must be seen as "more than just". Having seen Frankenstein (which I really enjoyed) it's a fucking horror film and there's nothing wrong with that

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Don’t Call Guillermo Del Toro’s ‘Frankenstein’ a Horror Movie
Everyone involved sees it as much more than that.
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October 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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realgdt.bsky.social
Was completely on purpose
juliansingleton.bsky.social Julian Singleton 🎃 @juliansingleton.bsky.social · Oct 8
Threw on the new Criterion of NIGHTMARE ALLEY 2021 and forgot that the reappearance of Richard Jenkins and Mary Steenburgen makes this the Catalina Wine Mixer of Guillermo Del Toro's oeuvre.
October 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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stephenking.bsky.social
WELCOME TO DERRY is amazing. First episode is terrifying.
October 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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New replica added to the Stephen King library! #TheLongWalk
Prop replica of Ray Garraty's dog tag from The Long Walk
October 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity https://theonion.com/physical-media-collector-pumped-for-downfall-of-humanity/
Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity
October 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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From the clever and creepy minds of Stephen King, Michael McDowell, George A. Romero, and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle comes an all-star anthology of horror. TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE: THE MOVIE 4K SteelBook is out 12/23.

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September 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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stephenking.bsky.social
THE LIFE OF CHUCK returns to theaters on October 1st for one-night-only screenings across the nation, featuring a special conversation with director Mike Flanagan and legendary actor Mark Hamill.

Get tickets now at thelifeofchuck.film

@lifeofchuckfilm @neonrated
The Life of Chuck: Back in theaters October 1. Tickets on sale now. Image of Chuck dancing.
September 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Just finished this new piece of @markhamillofficial.bsky.social from The Long Walk!
September 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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stephenking.bsky.social
You were never meant to leave.

#ITWelcomeToDerry premieres October 26 on HBO Max.
September 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
eeisenberg.bsky.social
General at her sweetest (also known as "her hungriest")
September 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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michaelwhelan.bsky.social
THE GUNSLINGER ON THE BEACH (1982)
Acrylic on Board - 28" x 18"

The winter months of 1980-81 were tough. My wife and I became parents with the arrival of our daughter in November, and I needn't tell anyone who has children what that means in terms of lifestyle changes...like lack of sleep. 1/4
Roland Deschain, the last gunslinger, stares contemplatively across the sea as waves gently lap the shore. Footprints can be seen in the damp sand leading to where he sits, pistol unstrapped at his hip and bedroll at his side. The sun hangs low but intense, blazing a line of orange across the horizon. Over a low stretch of wispy clouds, the silhouette of an asymmetrical tower rises dream-like in the sky. Odd projections mark the sides while spires of varying height sit atop the peak like chaotic crenelations.
September 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM