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Be your own movie.
You can either have the blandest movie title or the blandest movie poster, but both together really doesn't do much.
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Everybody has an answer here. Mine has long been that you just bring back Craig and do THE PRISONER.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
God Bless You, Mr. Vonnegut
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The Republican Party is doing so poorly tonight that you'd be forgiven for assuming it's likely headlined by Jared Leto.
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
STAR TREK: KHAN was great. My only complaint is that I kind of wanted George Takei's final STAR TREK line to remain, "The horsey's going to bite you now."
November 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER is SUPERMAN, but from the perspective of Jonathan Kent.
November 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Clovis is getting pretty good at spelling.
October 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
"They don't call it FRASIER in France? What do they call it?"
October 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Not all monarchies at bad. Clovis, for instance, recently declared herself Queen of the couch and her reign has been much lauded so far.
October 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
ENCOM leveraging four decades of R&D to figure out how to grow new oranges is actually a pretty good metaphor for how A.I. really works.
October 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Captain Batel?
October 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Sorry, TRON ARES. Your potential as the ultimate soldier no longer has any practicality in our post-beardo society.
October 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
TRON ARES is as bad a time as I have ever had at the movies. This is the REBOOT: THE GUARDIAN CODE of the TRON franchise. I truly hated it.
October 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Here's a CLU about tonight's screening.
October 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Hell, come to Frogtown
October 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I only *just* learned that, in SPAWN, John Leguizamo's Clown says, "I say destroy the cosmos, ask questions later." I legitimately thought he was just being a weirdo going, "I say destroy the cosmos and Christian Slater."
September 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
With less than two weeks to go before the new sequel opens, Disney isn't selling a single item related to the TRON franchise on their website.
September 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
You're not helping. Why is that, Leon?
September 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Reposted by Silas
Gentle reminder that in the late '50s, the U.S. government did not censor comics. Comics companies censored themselves.

Not sure why that crossed my mind today but there it is...
September 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Flicker Alley has officially announced the third and final year of LAUREL AND HARDY shorts! This will be arriving the same days the second Kit Parker volume, so November 11 is going to be a big day for L&H fans!
Laurel & Hardy: Year Three
Flicker Alley & Blackhawk Films present Laurel & Hardy: Year Three. Nine newly restored short films, joined by a host of rare archival material.
flickeralley.com
September 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I'm choosing to believe that the song selection of "The Dark End of the Street" in WEAPONS is a nod to its use on MILLENNIUM and that's why Alden Ehrenreich is cosplaying Frank Black in that scene.
September 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The funniest thing Jimmy Kimmel could do is mastermind an Image Comics cinematic universe that immediately outperforms Marvel at the box office five years later.
September 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Fake fascist billboards are legitimately a clever and fun distraction from all the real fascism.
September 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Parasitic eyeball tentacle monsters inside a sheep may seem really cool right now, but don't fall for a fad. They invariably wind up in shelters. If you're truly ready for the responsibility, adopt and don't shop.
September 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Reposted by Silas
All the goofuses killing each other over politics are going feel pretty silly when they find out we’re all part of the same universal megaconsciousness.
September 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM