Edina Coyote
@edinacoyote.bsky.social
Bone vivant of Edina, MN. Purveyor of non sequiturs. Advocate for two spaces and the Oxford comma. I like cake, dogs, music, hockey, and basketball -- not necessarily in that order. Tell your dog I said hi.
Notes from the midnight and morning constitutionals:
1. Midnight: We finally heard a flock of snow geese heading south. It was too cloudy to see them, though.
2. Morning: The bluejays were mobbing. Unclear why they were in such a tizzy, but the local Cooper's hawks are often to blame.
1. Midnight: We finally heard a flock of snow geese heading south. It was too cloudy to see them, though.
2. Morning: The bluejays were mobbing. Unclear why they were in such a tizzy, but the local Cooper's hawks are often to blame.
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Notes from the midnight and morning constitutionals:
1. Midnight: We finally heard a flock of snow geese heading south. It was too cloudy to see them, though.
2. Morning: The bluejays were mobbing. Unclear why they were in such a tizzy, but the local Cooper's hawks are often to blame.
1. Midnight: We finally heard a flock of snow geese heading south. It was too cloudy to see them, though.
2. Morning: The bluejays were mobbing. Unclear why they were in such a tizzy, but the local Cooper's hawks are often to blame.
In retrospect, putting roasted root vegetables on today's menu was not the smartest choice, given the recently injured front paw. #OwOwOw
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
In retrospect, putting roasted root vegetables on today's menu was not the smartest choice, given the recently injured front paw. #OwOwOw
Hey, you! Put on your coat and go out to look at the eastern sky. It's phenomenal -- especially Jupiter in the east and Sirius in the low southeastern sky.
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Hey, you! Put on your coat and go out to look at the eastern sky. It's phenomenal -- especially Jupiter in the east and Sirius in the low southeastern sky.
In my script treatment for the next Paddington movie, the beloved bear returns to Peru and becomes the George Washington Carver of blueberries. Queen Elizabeth then rises from the dead to make Paddington a Knight Grand Cross in the Order of the British Empire. The two share a marmalade sandwich.
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
In my script treatment for the next Paddington movie, the beloved bear returns to Peru and becomes the George Washington Carver of blueberries. Queen Elizabeth then rises from the dead to make Paddington a Knight Grand Cross in the Order of the British Empire. The two share a marmalade sandwich.
We have entered the worst season of the year: Peruvian blueberry season.
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
We have entered the worst season of the year: Peruvian blueberry season.
Note from the late-night constitutional:
🚨🚨🚨 The ginkgo leaves are falling. 🚨🚨🚨
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 I repeat: THE GINKGO LEAVES ARE FALLING. 🚨🚨🚨
🚨🚨🚨 The ginkgo leaves are falling. 🚨🚨🚨
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 I repeat: THE GINKGO LEAVES ARE FALLING. 🚨🚨🚨
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Note from the late-night constitutional:
🚨🚨🚨 The ginkgo leaves are falling. 🚨🚨🚨
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 I repeat: THE GINKGO LEAVES ARE FALLING. 🚨🚨🚨
🚨🚨🚨 The ginkgo leaves are falling. 🚨🚨🚨
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 I repeat: THE GINKGO LEAVES ARE FALLING. 🚨🚨🚨
Nope. But we've got a lovely public toilet in Benning Terrace for you.
Report: President Donald Trump Wants Commanders’ Stadium Named After Him
Report: President Donald Trump Wants Commanders’ Stadium Named After Him
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dlvr.it
November 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Nope. But we've got a lovely public toilet in Benning Terrace for you.
PuppyFren™ and I bet a few bones that the ginkgos would drop their leaves last night. We lost. 🙁
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
PuppyFren™ and I bet a few bones that the ginkgos would drop their leaves last night. We lost. 🙁
Notes from the morning constitutional:
1. The birds are quiet today. Still traumatized by last night, I'm guessing.
2. PuppyFren™ and I collected so many abandoned bits and bobs from the urchins' costumes that we are pretty much set for next year.
1. The birds are quiet today. Still traumatized by last night, I'm guessing.
2. PuppyFren™ and I collected so many abandoned bits and bobs from the urchins' costumes that we are pretty much set for next year.
November 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Notes from the morning constitutional:
1. The birds are quiet today. Still traumatized by last night, I'm guessing.
2. PuppyFren™ and I collected so many abandoned bits and bobs from the urchins' costumes that we are pretty much set for next year.
1. The birds are quiet today. Still traumatized by last night, I'm guessing.
2. PuppyFren™ and I collected so many abandoned bits and bobs from the urchins' costumes that we are pretty much set for next year.
We fast.
A quick glimpse of a running coyote, from a few days ago. Video slowed down to 25 percent of actual speed.
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
We fast.
You know that kid in an inflatable coyote costume? That wasn't a kid.
November 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
You know that kid in an inflatable coyote costume? That wasn't a kid.
This year's Halloween vino is a 2007 Barbera d'Asti Superiore. A few years past its prime, perhaps, but pretty delizioso nonetheless.
November 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
This year's Halloween vino is a 2007 Barbera d'Asti Superiore. A few years past its prime, perhaps, but pretty delizioso nonetheless.
Who would like to hear my story about the Halloween Blizzard of 1991?
October 31, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Who would like to hear my story about the Halloween Blizzard of 1991?
Thanks to @stribrooks.bsky.social 's column this morning, The Center for People and Craft is now on my radar. LET THE ARTISANING BEGIN!!! www.peopleandcraft.org
Center for People and Craft | Minneapolis Folk School
Explore hands-on craft workshops and community events at the Center for People and Craft in Minneapolis, fostering cross-cultural and intergenerational learning.
www.peopleandcraft.org
October 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Thanks to @stribrooks.bsky.social 's column this morning, The Center for People and Craft is now on my radar. LET THE ARTISANING BEGIN!!! www.peopleandcraft.org
Murder, she manifested.
Murder, she provoked
Murder, she poked.
October 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Murder, she manifested.
Notes from the morning constitutional:
1. The crows were engaged in aerial combat with a pair of what appeared to be merlins. 😲
2. We observed Leo the Cat attempting to crash morning mass at the local parish. We overheard him telling the ushers he was Il Papa.
1. The crows were engaged in aerial combat with a pair of what appeared to be merlins. 😲
2. We observed Leo the Cat attempting to crash morning mass at the local parish. We overheard him telling the ushers he was Il Papa.
October 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Notes from the morning constitutional:
1. The crows were engaged in aerial combat with a pair of what appeared to be merlins. 😲
2. We observed Leo the Cat attempting to crash morning mass at the local parish. We overheard him telling the ushers he was Il Papa.
1. The crows were engaged in aerial combat with a pair of what appeared to be merlins. 😲
2. We observed Leo the Cat attempting to crash morning mass at the local parish. We overheard him telling the ushers he was Il Papa.
Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and the fact I will not lack for canning lids in the event of another pandemic.
October 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and the fact I will not lack for canning lids in the event of another pandemic.
The Bulldogs would be nowhere without Ève Gascon. #GopherWHockey #SkiUMah
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The Bulldogs would be nowhere without Ève Gascon. #GopherWHockey #SkiUMah
Please enjoy this trippy sky from a few nights ago.
October 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Please enjoy this trippy sky from a few nights ago.
This is a fun little bop -- quite reminiscent of HAIM's "The Wire."
October 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
This is a fun little bop -- quite reminiscent of HAIM's "The Wire."
They were desperate. Starbucks wouldn't let them use the restroom without purchasing something.
Found on Reddit. Yes, it’s a real video, not AI, and yes it just keeps getting weirder.
October 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
They were desperate. Starbucks wouldn't let them use the restroom without purchasing something.
What can I say? They tried to give me soy milk instead of the real thing.
oh it's @edinacoyote.bsky.social trying to order coffee
Typical coyote conversation.
October 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
What can I say? They tried to give me soy milk instead of the real thing.
PuppyFren™ and I are producing an all-bird Broadway revivial of "West Side Story" featuring the Bluejays versus the Cooper's hawks instead of the Jets and Sharks.
October 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
PuppyFren™ and I are producing an all-bird Broadway revivial of "West Side Story" featuring the Bluejays versus the Cooper's hawks instead of the Jets and Sharks.
Belated note from the morning constitutional:
The bees are being total layabouts these days. The early bee gets the pollen, dontchaknow.
The bees are being total layabouts these days. The early bee gets the pollen, dontchaknow.
September 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Belated note from the morning constitutional:
The bees are being total layabouts these days. The early bee gets the pollen, dontchaknow.
The bees are being total layabouts these days. The early bee gets the pollen, dontchaknow.
Reposted by Edina Coyote
The fact that WNBA refs are allowed to post whiny "see? Not a foul" garbage from an official account but Brunson was fined for her comments on her own social media account kinda says it all.
September 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The fact that WNBA refs are allowed to post whiny "see? Not a foul" garbage from an official account but Brunson was fined for her comments on her own social media account kinda says it all.