Edina Coyote
@edinacoyote.bsky.social
Bone vivant of Edina, MN. Purveyor of non sequiturs. Advocate for two spaces and the Oxford comma. I like cake, dogs, music, hockey, and basketball -- not necessarily in that order. Tell your dog I said hi.
And here is the same trippy sky about a half hour later.
October 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
And here is the same trippy sky about a half hour later.
Please enjoy this trippy sky from a few nights ago.
October 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Please enjoy this trippy sky from a few nights ago.
This is a fun little bop -- quite reminiscent of HAIM's "The Wire."
October 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
This is a fun little bop -- quite reminiscent of HAIM's "The Wire."
Belated note from the morning constitutional:
The bees are being total layabouts these days. The early bee gets the pollen, dontchaknow.
The bees are being total layabouts these days. The early bee gets the pollen, dontchaknow.
September 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Belated note from the morning constitutional:
The bees are being total layabouts these days. The early bee gets the pollen, dontchaknow.
The bees are being total layabouts these days. The early bee gets the pollen, dontchaknow.
Notes from the morning constitutional:
1. In today's "America's Birds Got Talent," the bluejays took first place with their sweet, flute-like notes.
2. PuppyFren™ and I have seen more chipmunks in the last week than we did all summer.
3. Butterflies must not be the only ones who love milkweed.
1. In today's "America's Birds Got Talent," the bluejays took first place with their sweet, flute-like notes.
2. PuppyFren™ and I have seen more chipmunks in the last week than we did all summer.
3. Butterflies must not be the only ones who love milkweed.
September 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Notes from the morning constitutional:
1. In today's "America's Birds Got Talent," the bluejays took first place with their sweet, flute-like notes.
2. PuppyFren™ and I have seen more chipmunks in the last week than we did all summer.
3. Butterflies must not be the only ones who love milkweed.
1. In today's "America's Birds Got Talent," the bluejays took first place with their sweet, flute-like notes.
2. PuppyFren™ and I have seen more chipmunks in the last week than we did all summer.
3. Butterflies must not be the only ones who love milkweed.
We all live in a . . .
July 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
We all live in a . . .
Raindrops just look better on certain leaves.
July 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Raindrops just look better on certain leaves.
Then there was the Attack of the Vaguely Menacing Pigs.
June 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Then there was the Attack of the Vaguely Menacing Pigs.
Delayed notes from the morning constitutional:
1. Photograph redbuds while ye may.
2. Our rhododendron has been hosting hundreds of pollinators.
That's the buzz for today.
1. Photograph redbuds while ye may.
2. Our rhododendron has been hosting hundreds of pollinators.
That's the buzz for today.
May 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Delayed notes from the morning constitutional:
1. Photograph redbuds while ye may.
2. Our rhododendron has been hosting hundreds of pollinators.
That's the buzz for today.
1. Photograph redbuds while ye may.
2. Our rhododendron has been hosting hundreds of pollinators.
That's the buzz for today.
Talk about your missed opportunities.
April 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Talk about your missed opportunities.
We wrap up this year's Spring Peeps review with a classic. You know 'em; you love 'em; you can't live without 'em: Lavender Peeps Bunnies. These are the Peeps by which all others are measured. They are Peepperfection -- soft, billowy, unpretentious marshmallow. 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰 of 5 buns.
April 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
We wrap up this year's Spring Peeps review with a classic. You know 'em; you love 'em; you can't live without 'em: Lavender Peeps Bunnies. These are the Peeps by which all others are measured. They are Peepperfection -- soft, billowy, unpretentious marshmallow. 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰 of 5 buns.
In the home stretch: I had high hopes for these Breyers Cookies & Cream Peeps. Sadly, they taste almost identical to Party Cake Peeps--the only difference being that the C&C Peeps are sprinkled with odd chocolate bits instead of multi-colored sanding sugar. Not bad, but disappointing. 🐰🐰🐰 of 5 buns.
April 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
In the home stretch: I had high hopes for these Breyers Cookies & Cream Peeps. Sadly, they taste almost identical to Party Cake Peeps--the only difference being that the C&C Peeps are sprinkled with odd chocolate bits instead of multi-colored sanding sugar. Not bad, but disappointing. 🐰🐰🐰 of 5 buns.
Tonight's tasting notes are on Party Cake Peeps. The only thing distinguishing the flavor of these from regular Peeps is a stronger vanilla taste. In addition, they are *vaguely* reminiscent of angel food cake. Nothing to write home about, but also not offensive. 🐰🐰🐰 of 5 buns.
April 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tonight's tasting notes are on Party Cake Peeps. The only thing distinguishing the flavor of these from regular Peeps is a stronger vanilla taste. In addition, they are *vaguely* reminiscent of angel food cake. Nothing to write home about, but also not offensive. 🐰🐰🐰 of 5 buns.
Dissection. This was reminiscent of my 7th grade dissection of a frog, right down to the colors. After carefully removing a section of the pink marshmallow fluff and a section consisting primarily of green sugar, I ascertained that all the sour is in the sugar. These are baaaaaaaad. 🐰 of five buns.
April 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Dissection. This was reminiscent of my 7th grade dissection of a frog, right down to the colors. After carefully removing a section of the pink marshmallow fluff and a section consisting primarily of green sugar, I ascertained that all the sour is in the sugar. These are baaaaaaaad. 🐰 of five buns.
The 1st thing to hint at the quality of these Peeps is the name: Sour Watermelon. What *is* a sour watermelon?
The 2nd thing you notice is that the interior of the chicks is bright pink, while the exterior is a hideous green. Again, who needs that? Hasn't JustBorn heard about red dye #40? (1/2)
The 2nd thing you notice is that the interior of the chicks is bright pink, while the exterior is a hideous green. Again, who needs that? Hasn't JustBorn heard about red dye #40? (1/2)
April 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The 1st thing to hint at the quality of these Peeps is the name: Sour Watermelon. What *is* a sour watermelon?
The 2nd thing you notice is that the interior of the chicks is bright pink, while the exterior is a hideous green. Again, who needs that? Hasn't JustBorn heard about red dye #40? (1/2)
The 2nd thing you notice is that the interior of the chicks is bright pink, while the exterior is a hideous green. Again, who needs that? Hasn't JustBorn heard about red dye #40? (1/2)
I'd better get cracking. I've got more Peeps to review than days to do it.
The Peeps du jour are Chocolate Pudding Peeps Bunnies -- I dare say the best chocolate Peeps yet! Plus, bunny-shaped Peeps are made from softer, more pillowy marshmallow than chicks. A veritable taste sensation. 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰 of 5
The Peeps du jour are Chocolate Pudding Peeps Bunnies -- I dare say the best chocolate Peeps yet! Plus, bunny-shaped Peeps are made from softer, more pillowy marshmallow than chicks. A veritable taste sensation. 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰 of 5
April 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I'd better get cracking. I've got more Peeps to review than days to do it.
The Peeps du jour are Chocolate Pudding Peeps Bunnies -- I dare say the best chocolate Peeps yet! Plus, bunny-shaped Peeps are made from softer, more pillowy marshmallow than chicks. A veritable taste sensation. 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰 of 5
The Peeps du jour are Chocolate Pudding Peeps Bunnies -- I dare say the best chocolate Peeps yet! Plus, bunny-shaped Peeps are made from softer, more pillowy marshmallow than chicks. A veritable taste sensation. 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰 of 5
Today's review is of Cotton Candy Peeps.
Cotton candy is in and of itself a disgusting thing. Cotton Candy Peeps are no better. Note how the Peep on the package needs a shunt to relieve gastric distress. The only thing that might be worse would be Circus Peanut Peeps. 🐰 out of 5 is overly generous.
Cotton candy is in and of itself a disgusting thing. Cotton Candy Peeps are no better. Note how the Peep on the package needs a shunt to relieve gastric distress. The only thing that might be worse would be Circus Peanut Peeps. 🐰 out of 5 is overly generous.
April 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Today's review is of Cotton Candy Peeps.
Cotton candy is in and of itself a disgusting thing. Cotton Candy Peeps are no better. Note how the Peep on the package needs a shunt to relieve gastric distress. The only thing that might be worse would be Circus Peanut Peeps. 🐰 out of 5 is overly generous.
Cotton candy is in and of itself a disgusting thing. Cotton Candy Peeps are no better. Note how the Peep on the package needs a shunt to relieve gastric distress. The only thing that might be worse would be Circus Peanut Peeps. 🐰 out of 5 is overly generous.
The Peeps du jour are Dr. Pepper Peeps.
Tasting notes: It's been decades since I had a Dr. Pepper, but I can say with certainty that JustBorn missed the mark. Still, these Peeps have a pleasing cola flavor to them with just a hint of cherry. Four buns out of five. 🐰🐰🐰🐰
Tasting notes: It's been decades since I had a Dr. Pepper, but I can say with certainty that JustBorn missed the mark. Still, these Peeps have a pleasing cola flavor to them with just a hint of cherry. Four buns out of five. 🐰🐰🐰🐰
March 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The Peeps du jour are Dr. Pepper Peeps.
Tasting notes: It's been decades since I had a Dr. Pepper, but I can say with certainty that JustBorn missed the mark. Still, these Peeps have a pleasing cola flavor to them with just a hint of cherry. Four buns out of five. 🐰🐰🐰🐰
Tasting notes: It's been decades since I had a Dr. Pepper, but I can say with certainty that JustBorn missed the mark. Still, these Peeps have a pleasing cola flavor to them with just a hint of cherry. Four buns out of five. 🐰🐰🐰🐰
Today's menu special is Rice Krispies Treats Peeps. Yes, I also asked why. These are only vaguely reminiscent of RK treats, but I do appreciate the level of vanilla flavoring. Barely different than regular Peeps, so these get just two buns. 🐰🐰
March 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Today's menu special is Rice Krispies Treats Peeps. Yes, I also asked why. These are only vaguely reminiscent of RK treats, but I do appreciate the level of vanilla flavoring. Barely different than regular Peeps, so these get just two buns. 🐰🐰
Are you sure about that?
March 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Are you sure about that?
It's time. Let's start with Icee Blue Raspberry Peeps. Full disclosure: I have never had an Icee, blue raspberry or otherwise. If I want something slushy, I have a margarita.
Tasting notes:
First of all, these things are blue all the way through. Nobody needs that. (cont'd)
Tasting notes:
First of all, these things are blue all the way through. Nobody needs that. (cont'd)
March 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
It's time. Let's start with Icee Blue Raspberry Peeps. Full disclosure: I have never had an Icee, blue raspberry or otherwise. If I want something slushy, I have a margarita.
Tasting notes:
First of all, these things are blue all the way through. Nobody needs that. (cont'd)
Tasting notes:
First of all, these things are blue all the way through. Nobody needs that. (cont'd)
I would like a pr*sid*nt who is the brightest, the sharpest, the smartest, and psychologically superior.
January 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I would like a pr*sid*nt who is the brightest, the sharpest, the smartest, and psychologically superior.
I see your charcuterie board, and I raise you a smörgåsbord.
December 13, 2024 at 12:40 AM
I see your charcuterie board, and I raise you a smörgåsbord.