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she's on a diet guys she could only pick one 😔
July 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
she's on a diet guys she could only pick one 😔
lowkey flirting(?) while your coworkers are forced to read aloud a 900 page plan to fuck over your future is possibly the most Gen Z thing I've ever witnessed (there are a dozen empty seats: they are choosing to keep coming back to sit next to each other on the floor)
June 29, 2025 at 6:03 AM
lowkey flirting(?) while your coworkers are forced to read aloud a 900 page plan to fuck over your future is possibly the most Gen Z thing I've ever witnessed (there are a dozen empty seats: they are choosing to keep coming back to sit next to each other on the floor)
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Putting this on screen in a Bass Pro Shop would completely upend U.S. foreign policy for a generation.
June 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Putting this on screen in a Bass Pro Shop would completely upend U.S. foreign policy for a generation.
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i'm surprised by how low energy and farcical that whole military parade situation was. I was expecting Moscow 1945 and we got Spirit Halloween instead.
June 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
i'm surprised by how low energy and farcical that whole military parade situation was. I was expecting Moscow 1945 and we got Spirit Halloween instead.
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Every 90’s Hip Hop video
June 8, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Every 90’s Hip Hop video
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Judge: And how do you plead?
Me: The seven sisters constellation your honor
Judge: Pleiades?
Me: Plea uh deez n-
My lawyer: OBJECTION
Me: The seven sisters constellation your honor
Judge: Pleiades?
Me: Plea uh deez n-
My lawyer: OBJECTION
August 18, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Judge: And how do you plead?
Me: The seven sisters constellation your honor
Judge: Pleiades?
Me: Plea uh deez n-
My lawyer: OBJECTION
Me: The seven sisters constellation your honor
Judge: Pleiades?
Me: Plea uh deez n-
My lawyer: OBJECTION
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THIS IS HUGE! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a dual-antibody treatment that remains effective against ALL SARS-CoV-2 variants by targeting a less-mutable part of the virus. This breakthrough could lead to longer-lasting therapies that OUTPACE viral evolution. 🧪🧵⬇️
March 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
THIS IS HUGE! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a dual-antibody treatment that remains effective against ALL SARS-CoV-2 variants by targeting a less-mutable part of the virus. This breakthrough could lead to longer-lasting therapies that OUTPACE viral evolution. 🧪🧵⬇️
What *does* Vladimir Futon actually look like? Science still isn't sure.
March 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
What *does* Vladimir Futon actually look like? Science still isn't sure.
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JUST HITTING THE DOCKET:
SCOTUS, in a 5-4 decision, rejects Trump’s attempts to freeze billions in foreign aid from the State Department and the US Agency for International Development.
SCOTUS, in a 5-4 decision, rejects Trump’s attempts to freeze billions in foreign aid from the State Department and the US Agency for International Development.
BREAKING: Supreme Court DENIES President Trump‘s emergency bid to cancel nearly $2 billion in USAID spending. The vote is 5-4.
March 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
JUST HITTING THE DOCKET:
SCOTUS, in a 5-4 decision, rejects Trump’s attempts to freeze billions in foreign aid from the State Department and the US Agency for International Development.
SCOTUS, in a 5-4 decision, rejects Trump’s attempts to freeze billions in foreign aid from the State Department and the US Agency for International Development.
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Trump: DOGE, which is headed by Elon Musk...
DOJ lawyers, who've said that's not the case in court, 🤯
DOJ lawyers, who've said that's not the case in court, 🤯
March 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Trump: DOGE, which is headed by Elon Musk...
DOJ lawyers, who've said that's not the case in court, 🤯
DOJ lawyers, who've said that's not the case in court, 🤯
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This is how I found out that Myrtle Beach is fighting wildfires rn. You can deny it all you want, but your insurance company even agrees that the increase in volatile weather and natural disasters is the result of climate change, not lasers from Mark Zuckerberg.
gizmodo.com/conspiracy-t...
gizmodo.com/conspiracy-t...
Conspiracy Theorists Think Mark Zuckerberg Started Myrtle Beach Wildfires
The dumbest people online believe the Meta CEO is using directed energy weapons to start fires from space.
gizmodo.com
March 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This is how I found out that Myrtle Beach is fighting wildfires rn. You can deny it all you want, but your insurance company even agrees that the increase in volatile weather and natural disasters is the result of climate change, not lasers from Mark Zuckerberg.
gizmodo.com/conspiracy-t...
gizmodo.com/conspiracy-t...
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I think normal people screaming TRAITOR! TRAITOR! at garden variety Republican pigs is Extremely Good Actually And Unironically
Apparently, Trump and Elon Musk's Nazification of America is not as popular as they surmised. Republican MAGA fascist Jay Obernolte found out at his townhall in Yucca Valley. 😳👇
March 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I think normal people screaming TRAITOR! TRAITOR! at garden variety Republican pigs is Extremely Good Actually And Unironically
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Yesterday I went to a meeting of people in my community who are upset about the state of the country. On a random Saturday afternoon in our deeply red state, 350 people showed up to see what can be done. The road is long but it felt good to see I wasn't alone.
March 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Yesterday I went to a meeting of people in my community who are upset about the state of the country. On a random Saturday afternoon in our deeply red state, 350 people showed up to see what can be done. The road is long but it felt good to see I wasn't alone.
"Why even bother with the boycott? One day won't even put a dent in these giants."
No, of course not.
Luckily, that isn't really the point: that may be (one) of the endgoals, but it isn't *really* about teaching those monoliths a lesson, it's about teaching *ourselves*
(Long thread ahead!)
No, of course not.
Luckily, that isn't really the point: that may be (one) of the endgoals, but it isn't *really* about teaching those monoliths a lesson, it's about teaching *ourselves*
(Long thread ahead!)
March 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
"Why even bother with the boycott? One day won't even put a dent in these giants."
No, of course not.
Luckily, that isn't really the point: that may be (one) of the endgoals, but it isn't *really* about teaching those monoliths a lesson, it's about teaching *ourselves*
(Long thread ahead!)
No, of course not.
Luckily, that isn't really the point: that may be (one) of the endgoals, but it isn't *really* about teaching those monoliths a lesson, it's about teaching *ourselves*
(Long thread ahead!)
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Reporter: If you could speak directly to Elon Musk, what would you say?
Rep. Jasmine Crockett: Fuck off.
Rep. Jasmine Crockett: Fuck off.
February 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Reporter: If you could speak directly to Elon Musk, what would you say?
Rep. Jasmine Crockett: Fuck off.
Rep. Jasmine Crockett: Fuck off.
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Here is the pre-RFK vaccination schedule for your kids. Please download it before he is confirmed and changes/deletes it.
Give it to your pediatrician and say this is the schedule you want your kids on.
Making this my pinned post.
Give it to your pediatrician and say this is the schedule you want your kids on.
Making this my pinned post.
February 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Here is the pre-RFK vaccination schedule for your kids. Please download it before he is confirmed and changes/deletes it.
Give it to your pediatrician and say this is the schedule you want your kids on.
Making this my pinned post.
Give it to your pediatrician and say this is the schedule you want your kids on.
Making this my pinned post.
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Boeing has the opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable
(NYT) - President Trump, furious about delays in delivering two new Air Force One jets, has empowered Elon Musk to explore drastic options to prod Boeing to move faster, including relaxing security clearance standards for some who work on the presidential planes.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/19/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/19/u...
February 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Boeing has the opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable
getting a cervical exam from my ob/gyn with two interns + ultrasound tech present: call that a pap with paps
February 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
getting a cervical exam from my ob/gyn with two interns + ultrasound tech present: call that a pap with paps
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"Deport ICE"
Garfield mural seen in Miami
Garfield mural seen in Miami
February 5, 2025 at 11:35 AM
"Deport ICE"
Garfield mural seen in Miami
Garfield mural seen in Miami
Just bought a subscription for WIRED digital and physical, on sale now for $6.50/year. Let's see what else I can do with the $8/month I will no longer be spending on Amazon Prime 😜
Traditional print and cable media has submitted completely and utterly to Trump. Some of the best coverage of the admin so far has been from @wired.com @propublica.org @newrepublic.com @rollingstone.com @teenvogue.com and from freelancers like @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social
Brief break from hawking The Onion to tell everyone I just subscribed to Wired. Please support publications who do brave work right now.
www.wired.com/v2/offers/wi...
www.wired.com/v2/offers/wi...
February 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Just bought a subscription for WIRED digital and physical, on sale now for $6.50/year. Let's see what else I can do with the $8/month I will no longer be spending on Amazon Prime 😜
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#medsky #pedsky #IDsky 🛟🧪
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▶️VACCINE VIS buff.ly/4jJ1603
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#medsky #pedsky #IDsky 🛟🧪
February 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
✨PLEASE SHARE! CDC GUIDELINE ARCHIVES✨
▶️STI GUIDELINES
buff.ly/4jReLT4
buff.ly/3EmjR9B
▶️Medical Eligibility Criteria (MEC) for Contraceptives buff.ly/3PZzQNf
buff.ly/4aKMEko
▶️VACCINE VIS buff.ly/4jJ1603
▶️Others from @jessicavalenti.bsky.social
LGBTQ CDCGuidelines.com
#medsky #pedsky #IDsky 🛟🧪
▶️STI GUIDELINES
buff.ly/4jReLT4
buff.ly/3EmjR9B
▶️Medical Eligibility Criteria (MEC) for Contraceptives buff.ly/3PZzQNf
buff.ly/4aKMEko
▶️VACCINE VIS buff.ly/4jJ1603
▶️Others from @jessicavalenti.bsky.social
LGBTQ CDCGuidelines.com
#medsky #pedsky #IDsky 🛟🧪