she's on a diet guys she could only pick one 😔

do you think they work for an R and D Senator respectively and they can normally only gaze wistfully across the aisle

lowkey flirting(?) while your coworkers are forced to read aloud a 900 page plan to fuck over your future is possibly the most Gen Z thing I've ever witnessed (there are a dozen empty seats: they are choosing to keep coming back to sit next to each other on the floor)

What *does* Vladimir Futon actually look like? Science still isn't sure.

getting a cervical exam from my ob/gyn with two interns + ultrasound tech present: call that a pap with paps