Eddie Edwards
@ededwardscomedy.bsky.social
Comedian, dog enabler, professional Star Trek appreciater, invisibly disabled.
@aewontv.bsky.social not uploading an English version of Dynamite to Triller is definitely a weird Christmas choice
December 18, 2025 at 7:29 AM
@aewontv.bsky.social not uploading an English version of Dynamite to Triller is definitely a weird Christmas choice
Would just like to apologise to @robinince.bsky.social for my vaguely complimentary drunk yelling at Waterloo. Genuinely do love your work, sir.
December 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Would just like to apologise to @robinince.bsky.social for my vaguely complimentary drunk yelling at Waterloo. Genuinely do love your work, sir.
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
Imagine the first time a human gets to bust out "if it bleeds we can kill it" to an alien buddy, motherfuckers gonna look like a badass
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Imagine the first time a human gets to bust out "if it bleeds we can kill it" to an alien buddy, motherfuckers gonna look like a badass
Scientists: We gave the world's biggest loser more money than anyone in human history to see if money makes you cool.
Results: Money does not make you cool.
Results: Money does not make you cool.
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Scientists: We gave the world's biggest loser more money than anyone in human history to see if money makes you cool.
Results: Money does not make you cool.
Results: Money does not make you cool.
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Once every 20 years or so, the director-general of the BBC is forced to resign for being insufficiently rightwing. Alastair Milne in 1987. Greg Dyke in 2004. Tim Davie in 2025. The great irony is that the BBC was in all cases profoundly biased towards established power. But just not biased enough …
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Once every 20 years or so, the director-general of the BBC is forced to resign for being insufficiently rightwing. Alastair Milne in 1987. Greg Dyke in 2004. Tim Davie in 2025. The great irony is that the BBC was in all cases profoundly biased towards established power. But just not biased enough …
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Hitler died underground doing diarrhoea round the clock, knowing his vision had failed spectacularly, so we know that's also how Trump's gonna go.
But who will be the Mengele, drowning in a lake in 1979, free but despised by all he came in to contact with coz he was such a bitch? Gotta be Vance.
But who will be the Mengele, drowning in a lake in 1979, free but despised by all he came in to contact with coz he was such a bitch? Gotta be Vance.
October 26, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Hitler died underground doing diarrhoea round the clock, knowing his vision had failed spectacularly, so we know that's also how Trump's gonna go.
But who will be the Mengele, drowning in a lake in 1979, free but despised by all he came in to contact with coz he was such a bitch? Gotta be Vance.
But who will be the Mengele, drowning in a lake in 1979, free but despised by all he came in to contact with coz he was such a bitch? Gotta be Vance.
Aside from the murder part, I think I'd really enjoy the mind games part of serial killing.
October 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Aside from the murder part, I think I'd really enjoy the mind games part of serial killing.
Every minor frustration in my life is made infinitely worse by knowing how easily I could've robbed the Louvre.
October 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Every minor frustration in my life is made infinitely worse by knowing how easily I could've robbed the Louvre.
@maffewgregg.bsky.social given your Hall Of Fame pick I thought you might appreciate this:
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Kunt and the Gang - The Wrong Ian Watkins (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by KuntGangVEVO
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October 18, 2025 at 7:43 AM
@maffewgregg.bsky.social given your Hall Of Fame pick I thought you might appreciate this:
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youtu.be/_nlJgA_xWU8?...
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If you're new to Bluesky, you should follow me. I'm okay.
October 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If you're new to Bluesky, you should follow me. I'm okay.
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"Oh Tilly Norwood's in this, she's great" has the exact same energy as "Oh I hear the new bond movie has a brand integration deal with Sony, those phones always add so much to every scene".
#tillynorwood #aislop #growup
#tillynorwood #aislop #growup
October 3, 2025 at 8:28 AM
"Oh Tilly Norwood's in this, she's great" has the exact same energy as "Oh I hear the new bond movie has a brand integration deal with Sony, those phones always add so much to every scene".
#tillynorwood #aislop #growup
#tillynorwood #aislop #growup
Like Batman always says, every crime is a hate-crime when you hate crime.
October 3, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Like Batman always says, every crime is a hate-crime when you hate crime.
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Jane Goodall, who transformed understanding of humankind by studying chimpanzees, dies at 91
Jane Goodall, trailblazing naturalist whose intimate observations of chimpanzees transformed our understanding of humankind, has died
Jane Goodall, the trailblazing naturalist whose intimate observations of chimpanzees in the African wild produced powerful insights that transformed basic conceptions of humankind, has died. She was 91.
www.latimes.com
October 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Jane Goodall, who transformed understanding of humankind by studying chimpanzees, dies at 91
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Oh look, it's that easy. 🤷🏼♀️
September 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Oh look, it's that easy. 🤷🏼♀️
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One would think Photograph and Hanging Chad, but it turns out they're 100% platonic and are just really good work friends.
September 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
One would think Photograph and Hanging Chad, but it turns out they're 100% platonic and are just really good work friends.
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I would legitimately write a lore book about Balatro. It would be the most preposterous and least necessary videogame tie-in of all time, but I’d bloody revel in it.
Convince the commissioner they really want a book about Balatro
September 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I would legitimately write a lore book about Balatro. It would be the most preposterous and least necessary videogame tie-in of all time, but I’d bloody revel in it.
Was War, the horseman of the apocalypse, unavailable?
September 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Was War, the horseman of the apocalypse, unavailable?
You love to see it.
September 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
You love to see it.
Raptures cancelled, Jesus tried to come back in Palestine...
September 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Raptures cancelled, Jesus tried to come back in Palestine...
I'm still here, this is not evidence either for or against the rapture.
September 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I'm still here, this is not evidence either for or against the rapture.
A FIELD GUIDE TO RECOGNISING WHALES AND SEABIRDS:
If it's in the air, and can stay there it's a seabird, if it falls out of the sky it's a whale.
If it's in the air, and can stay there it's a seabird, if it falls out of the sky it's a whale.
September 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
A FIELD GUIDE TO RECOGNISING WHALES AND SEABIRDS:
If it's in the air, and can stay there it's a seabird, if it falls out of the sky it's a whale.
If it's in the air, and can stay there it's a seabird, if it falls out of the sky it's a whale.
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
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September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From