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Chris
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engineering, soccer, transit, yimby. 🚫🚗
This is going to end with Trump pardoning himself and then SCOTUS upholding it.
November 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I feel like we’re due for some innovation in hibachi restaurants. A new trick? A new joke? Something, anything.
November 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I love the idea of Cuomo running for, and losing, a series of lesser offices.
Cuomo’s next comeback attempt: Staten Island BP
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Hershey's Candy Corn Kisses (2007-2011): Hershey's Kisses that were colored to look like pieces of candy corn, and flavored to ostensibly taste like them as well. A Target exclusive, they saw five consecutive Halloween-season releases
October 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
At a restaurant where the last few songs have been:

Dancing Queen
Kid A
Last Kiss (Pearl Jam)
October 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I think they just didn’t care either.
I think the Trump admin assumed no one would try to find out who the people on the boats they blew up really were
September 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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"Backpacks and other large containers are subject to random search by police" - NYC Subway announcement
September 11, 2023 at 12:46 PM
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WE ARE LEAGUES CUP CHAMPIONS!
September 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
What THE FUCK is this?
June 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Solidarity.
June 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
TIL the NYC DOE wifi networks block discord. They also block Tailscale, so I can’t even VPN my way around it.
June 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
This edit war over how to structure the iPad hardware / OS compatibility chart(s) is sending me. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Templat...
Template talk:IPad supported OS release - Wikipedia
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June 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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June 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Secretary of Transportation says you should be scared of public transportation. Four million people will ignore him, justifiably, and ride the NY subway tomorrow. 🤡
Duffy: "If you're liberal, they want you to take public transportation ... the problem is that it's dirty. You have criminals. It's homeless shelters. It's insane asylums. It's a work ground for the criminal element of the city to prey upon the good people."
May 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Bind but not protect. Protect but not bind.
Tell me: if these dudes show up with guns in an unmarked van to grab someone, why don’t the Second Amendment fans think they should be shot?
Here's a picture that a @kuow.org photographer took in Seattle yesterday, showing the ICE officers masked up in the hallways as they waited to arrest people coming out of their hearings.
May 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
My "EWR is totally safe" tshirt is raising a lot of questions answered by my tshirt.
May 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I hate that this is so good.
The cameras are staying on.
April 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"We are currently clean on OPSEC"
March 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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March 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I don’t care much about the Oscars, but man Conclave was bad. Bad performances, bad writing.
March 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Doing my part 🫡. Later @nytimes.com!
February 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Yesterday’s gate delay at EWR did have the benefit of some excellent spotting.
February 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM