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A screenshot a fake The Onion headline that says "Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Hot Dogs".
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Just came back from Copenhagen where frequencies are awesome. Was welcomed back to NYC by 9 minute headways on the R during rush hour.
A photo of a platform-level departures board for the Copenhagen metro showing trains arriving every 1-2 minutes.
July 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Lots of teenagers today don’t even drive.
Aa screenshot of an article that says “Are teens really not driving anymore? Not as much, certainly. The trend has been developing for a while now. In 2013, National Geographic noted a Michigan study showing that the percentage of 19-year-olds with a license had fallen from 87 percent in 1983 to 70 percent in 2010 - and that the percentage of 17-year-old drivers fell from 69 to 43 percent during the same time period. And The Wall Street Journal in 2019 reported that while nearly half of 16-year-olds were driving in the 1980s, just a quarter were by 2017. The Washington Post, drawing on data from the Federal Highway Administration, suggests the number remained at about 25 percent in 2020.”
July 7, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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What THE FUCK is this?
A screenshot of an iOS notification with the text: Apple Pay $10 off at Fandango Save on 2+ tickets to F1® The Movie with APPLEPAYTEN. Ends 6/29. While supplies last. Terms apply.
June 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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TIL the NYC DOE wifi networks block discord. They also block Tailscale, so I can’t even VPN my way around it.
A screenshot of a tailscale error message with the text Logged Out You are logged out. The last login error was: fetch control key: Get "https://controlplane.tailscale.com/ key?v=116": x509: "Zscaler Intermediate Root CA (zscalerone.net)" certificate is not trusted Code: login-state Error: fetch control key: Get "https:// controlplane.tailscale.com/key?v=116": x509: "Zscaler Intermediate Root CA (zscalerone.net)" certificate is not trusted.
June 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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My "EWR is totally safe" tshirt is raising a lot of questions answered by my tshirt.
A screenshot of an email blast from United CEO Scott Kirby about the safety of EWR.
May 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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"We are currently clean on OPSEC"
A still of the diner scene from Reservoir Dogs.
March 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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March 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Doing my part 🫡. Later @nytimes.com!
February 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Yesterday’s gate delay at EWR did have the benefit of some excellent spotting.
A United Airlines plane takes off behind other planes at EWR with cranes from the port in the background. An Alaska Airlines plane takes off behind other planes at EWR with cranes from the port in the background. A United airlines plane taxiing into the gate.
February 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Eggs abound in Whistler.
February 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Screenshot of a confirmation of my wired subscription.
February 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Did a lion write this?
A picture of a magazine cover with a lion and the text “Lions: king of all creatures”
January 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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*enhance*
January 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Should be more frequent. I just looked at a station in London randomly and they have 3-4 minute headways on the Bakerloo.
January 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Churches? Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
A google earth screenshot of the meadowlands sports complex surrounded by a sea of parking.
January 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Twelve small plastic bottles are apparently "Climate Pledge Friendly".
A screenshot of an Amazon.com listing of a 12 pack of 16.9oz tea bottles with a "Climate Pledge Friendly" label.
December 28, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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I'm sorry, welcome Brentford to _what_?
A screenshot from nbcsports.com that says "Chelsea vs Brentford: Chelsea look to secure their fifth consecutive victory as they welcome Brentford into the Emirates in Matchweek 16."
December 15, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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How would this work for the space in front of city parks? Just walked by JJ Byrne in Park Slope. There was a huge setup including two temporary enclosed structures and a portajohn.

Not cheap either.
November 29, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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Hit me with the most recent airplane photo on your phone. I’ll start.
An AA A320 family aircraft taxing out of DCA.
November 24, 2024 at 10:53 PM
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That man had a family @weisenthal.bsky.social
November 22, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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WWYD?

This is the shop before the boss blind on ante 8. The boss is “force one card to be selected”.

My deck is built around spade or club flushes and between Fortune Teller and Supernova I have 57 flat mult.

With the current jokers, two flushes from 4 hands/3 discards would be a win.
A screenshot of Balatro
November 19, 2024 at 3:56 AM
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Deactivated Nov 6. 🫡
A screenshot of the now-deactivated @eebfg Twitter account.
November 14, 2024 at 8:01 PM