Laura Simone
@ebbflowarts.com
Artist. Maker and collector of weird things. Herder of cats.
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what if squid games was in fact too optimistic a depiction of the future
December 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
what if squid games was in fact too optimistic a depiction of the future
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sticks and stones can kiss my ass / thanks to bio-active glass
"A 3D printable bio-active glass could be used to repair bone damage and help them grow back, a study suggests." www.newsweek.com/scientists-c...
Scientists Can Now 3D Print Glass To Help Bones Grow Back
bones
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September 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
sticks and stones can kiss my ass / thanks to bio-active glass
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my main criticism of life in general I think is that everything seems to require vast quantities of money which I do not possess
also fruit flies 😒
also fruit flies 😒
September 2, 2025 at 11:29 AM
my main criticism of life in general I think is that everything seems to require vast quantities of money which I do not possess
also fruit flies 😒
also fruit flies 😒
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Arguably the most useful website on the internet. www.thistothat.com
This to That (Glue Advice)
How to glue this to that
www.thistothat.com
August 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Arguably the most useful website on the internet. www.thistothat.com
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i think we should stop calling it “enshittification” because it makes things getting worse sound like an inevitable process as opposed to a series of active decisions by the executives and investors in charge
August 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i think we should stop calling it “enshittification” because it makes things getting worse sound like an inevitable process as opposed to a series of active decisions by the executives and investors in charge
Folks checking through their voicemail on speaker in a VERY open and large space (the breakfast area at a hotel) are a trip.
Also, I think the first time I’ve heard “You’ve got mail” out loud from a device outside the movies in years…
Also, I think the first time I’ve heard “You’ve got mail” out loud from a device outside the movies in years…
June 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Folks checking through their voicemail on speaker in a VERY open and large space (the breakfast area at a hotel) are a trip.
Also, I think the first time I’ve heard “You’ve got mail” out loud from a device outside the movies in years…
Also, I think the first time I’ve heard “You’ve got mail” out loud from a device outside the movies in years…
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I’m at the Conclave
I’m at the Taco Bell
I’m at the combination Conclave and Taco Bell
I’m at the Taco Bell
I’m at the combination Conclave and Taco Bell
May 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’m at the Conclave
I’m at the Taco Bell
I’m at the combination Conclave and Taco Bell
I’m at the Taco Bell
I’m at the combination Conclave and Taco Bell
I went to bed last night with the same mantra I’ve gone to bed with most nights since January. “Unclench your Jaw”
I feel like there are bees under my skin I’m so angry most of the time. Is it perimenopause or the avalanche-style downfall of the United States? Maybe both?
I feel like there are bees under my skin I’m so angry most of the time. Is it perimenopause or the avalanche-style downfall of the United States? Maybe both?
March 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I went to bed last night with the same mantra I’ve gone to bed with most nights since January. “Unclench your Jaw”
I feel like there are bees under my skin I’m so angry most of the time. Is it perimenopause or the avalanche-style downfall of the United States? Maybe both?
I feel like there are bees under my skin I’m so angry most of the time. Is it perimenopause or the avalanche-style downfall of the United States? Maybe both?
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I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.
March 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.
One of the songs to go along with the making of angry art for the day is “So Ha” by Splashdown. This song is 28 years old and glorious.
Favorite line: “As long as I’m kept from laying hands on a weapon then maybe you’ll be ok.”
youtu.be/wVWOSKYkUwE?...
Favorite line: “As long as I’m kept from laying hands on a weapon then maybe you’ll be ok.”
youtu.be/wVWOSKYkUwE?...
Splashdown - So Ha
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February 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
One of the songs to go along with the making of angry art for the day is “So Ha” by Splashdown. This song is 28 years old and glorious.
Favorite line: “As long as I’m kept from laying hands on a weapon then maybe you’ll be ok.”
youtu.be/wVWOSKYkUwE?...
Favorite line: “As long as I’m kept from laying hands on a weapon then maybe you’ll be ok.”
youtu.be/wVWOSKYkUwE?...
I decided at age 11 that I would birth nothing into this world, and that has NEVER wavered. I was put on B.C. for skin issues when I was 14. I have kept every single placebo pill since that time because I am a “potential art supply” hoarder. Now insurance is fighting me on getting B.C. Time for art.
February 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I decided at age 11 that I would birth nothing into this world, and that has NEVER wavered. I was put on B.C. for skin issues when I was 14. I have kept every single placebo pill since that time because I am a “potential art supply” hoarder. Now insurance is fighting me on getting B.C. Time for art.
I hate that I’ve done so little fucking around and yet, I’m finding out SO MUCH.
February 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I hate that I’ve done so little fucking around and yet, I’m finding out SO MUCH.
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there’s a reason the phrase “may you live in interesting times” is understood to be a curse
January 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
there’s a reason the phrase “may you live in interesting times” is understood to be a curse
I’ll be teaching another weekend workshop on Painted Beads The Studio of The Corning Glass Museum April 26 & 27th!
Come paint some beads with me!!
classes.cmog.org/classes/479/...?
Classes are officially open today! Look at your own risk…. There are some fantastic options this round!! 🤩🎉
Come paint some beads with me!!
classes.cmog.org/classes/479/...?
Classes are officially open today! Look at your own risk…. There are some fantastic options this round!! 🤩🎉
Classes | Corning Museum of Glass
classes.cmog.org
December 16, 2024 at 4:20 PM
I’ll be teaching another weekend workshop on Painted Beads The Studio of The Corning Glass Museum April 26 & 27th!
Come paint some beads with me!!
classes.cmog.org/classes/479/...?
Classes are officially open today! Look at your own risk…. There are some fantastic options this round!! 🤩🎉
Come paint some beads with me!!
classes.cmog.org/classes/479/...?
Classes are officially open today! Look at your own risk…. There are some fantastic options this round!! 🤩🎉
The ONLY thing I want augmented reality glasses for are to have subtitles in everyday life.
July 11, 2023 at 4:40 PM
The ONLY thing I want augmented reality glasses for are to have subtitles in everyday life.
Glass flower murrini coins and coldworked ends from Mathieu Grodet’s recent class at Corning Studios.
July 4, 2023 at 12:01 AM
Glass flower murrini coins and coldworked ends from Mathieu Grodet’s recent class at Corning Studios.
Your eyes are not and will never be “mood rings” they are the color they are and that’s ok.
I think folks are focusing on the wrong part. The texture of an eye is as interesting as the color! Do you have flecks? Webbing? Hatch marks?
It’s like a little piece of art in your face and I love it.
I think folks are focusing on the wrong part. The texture of an eye is as interesting as the color! Do you have flecks? Webbing? Hatch marks?
It’s like a little piece of art in your face and I love it.
June 28, 2023 at 12:01 PM
Your eyes are not and will never be “mood rings” they are the color they are and that’s ok.
I think folks are focusing on the wrong part. The texture of an eye is as interesting as the color! Do you have flecks? Webbing? Hatch marks?
It’s like a little piece of art in your face and I love it.
I think folks are focusing on the wrong part. The texture of an eye is as interesting as the color! Do you have flecks? Webbing? Hatch marks?
It’s like a little piece of art in your face and I love it.
GAS starts today!
Glass Arts Society Conference in Detroit, not gastrointestinal distress.
Best to clarify in these matters. 😬
Glass Arts Society Conference in Detroit, not gastrointestinal distress.
Best to clarify in these matters. 😬
June 7, 2023 at 11:44 AM
GAS starts today!
Glass Arts Society Conference in Detroit, not gastrointestinal distress.
Best to clarify in these matters. 😬
Glass Arts Society Conference in Detroit, not gastrointestinal distress.
Best to clarify in these matters. 😬
Not mine, but nice enough.
June 1, 2023 at 1:10 AM
Not mine, but nice enough.