Alice
@starinthetitle.bsky.social
Nerd, artist, proud Library Assistant, absolute homosexual. High femme, low stress. Books, baking, and Babylon 5. Milf-obsessed, dissociating weirdo.
delighted to discover that when I returned home from America everyone was already in FULL Christmas Mode here across the pond, the lights are up, the shops windows are decorated and the Christmas playlists are playing, the Christmas adverts are on the telly and people are putting up their trees ✨
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 AM
delighted to discover that when I returned home from America everyone was already in FULL Christmas Mode here across the pond, the lights are up, the shops windows are decorated and the Christmas playlists are playing, the Christmas adverts are on the telly and people are putting up their trees ✨
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If you don’t derive any benefit from the act of writing, no pleasure or catharsis or satisfaction, why are you doing it? This isn’t meant to be an aggressive question, I’m not demanding an answer, but it’s a thing you may want to ask yourself. Life is short and you could do something else?
Sometimes I wonder if our many years of jokes about writers hating writing and doing anything but writing, etc, have convinced people that the writing part is the hurdle and the goal is just to have a thing in hand. But I am here to tell you: the writing is the best part. The act is the thing.
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
If you don’t derive any benefit from the act of writing, no pleasure or catharsis or satisfaction, why are you doing it? This isn’t meant to be an aggressive question, I’m not demanding an answer, but it’s a thing you may want to ask yourself. Life is short and you could do something else?
had a dream that I was kidnapped by a cult who lived in the deep forest and fed their victims to an absolutely enormous flesh-eating golden caterpillar that they worshipped as a god
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 AM
had a dream that I was kidnapped by a cult who lived in the deep forest and fed their victims to an absolutely enormous flesh-eating golden caterpillar that they worshipped as a god
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i would enjoy chores more if they unlocked some cool loot like a new hairstyle or a weapon
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
i would enjoy chores more if they unlocked some cool loot like a new hairstyle or a weapon
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is it better for countries to invest in boring things like transport and energy infrastructure or should they invest all their money in useless chatbots that talk in reddit-voice on the vague and completely unsubstantiated hope that they'll be able to do something profitable one day
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
is it better for countries to invest in boring things like transport and energy infrastructure or should they invest all their money in useless chatbots that talk in reddit-voice on the vague and completely unsubstantiated hope that they'll be able to do something profitable one day
I gotta go to bed because I have to be up at 6am tomorrow for work but I feel like I've just run a marathon lmao #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I gotta go to bed because I have to be up at 6am tomorrow for work but I feel like I've just run a marathon lmao #CelebrityTraitors
the most fervent and sincere 'oh fuck!' I have ever heard in my life 😂
HIS LITTLE FACE! #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
the most fervent and sincere 'oh fuck!' I have ever heard in my life 😂
THIS IS INCREDIBLE I CAN'T BREATHE #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
THIS IS INCREDIBLE I CAN'T BREATHE #CelebrityTraitors
I absolutely live for the melodramatic music in #CelebrityTraitors, the pop song covers are fun and all but I just love it when the soundtrack goes all sweeping strings and drums like a goddamn epic fantasy movie soundtrack
the violinist is going WILD tonight 😂
the violinist is going WILD tonight 😂
November 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I absolutely live for the melodramatic music in #CelebrityTraitors, the pop song covers are fun and all but I just love it when the soundtrack goes all sweeping strings and drums like a goddamn epic fantasy movie soundtrack
the violinist is going WILD tonight 😂
the violinist is going WILD tonight 😂
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That lid repeatedly slamming on Joe's head is Sideshow Bob rake levels of funny 😂
#TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
#TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
That lid repeatedly slamming on Joe's head is Sideshow Bob rake levels of funny 😂
#TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
#TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
now desperate to do the 'escape room on a moving steam train' experience, it looks SO much fun 🤩 #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
now desperate to do the 'escape room on a moving steam train' experience, it looks SO much fun 🤩 #CelebrityTraitors
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November 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I was about to get mad about people setting off random fireworks outside again but I noticed the date and realised I'm gonna have to let people have this one haha
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I was about to get mad about people setting off random fireworks outside again but I noticed the date and realised I'm gonna have to let people have this one haha
looks like I picked the wrong day to quit America yesterday
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 AM
looks like I picked the wrong day to quit America yesterday
I’m obsessed with the chill vibe of PDX - it’s always just like…me and maybe a dozen other people tops, ambling gently around in a giant food court with some planes, unlike Heathrow’s permanent energy of a Hieronymus Bosch painting
November 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I’m obsessed with the chill vibe of PDX - it’s always just like…me and maybe a dozen other people tops, ambling gently around in a giant food court with some planes, unlike Heathrow’s permanent energy of a Hieronymus Bosch painting
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They'd have been more secure had the password been "LePassword."
November 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
They'd have been more secure had the password been "LePassword."
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UK Politics update: the party currently doing austerity because the the previous party did austerity is warning that the poll-leading party will do austerity
All three parties confess themselves baffled at the UK's low morale & economic growth, but are confident that things will pick up soon 🫡
All three parties confess themselves baffled at the UK's low morale & economic growth, but are confident that things will pick up soon 🫡
November 3, 2025 at 10:18 AM
UK Politics update: the party currently doing austerity because the the previous party did austerity is warning that the poll-leading party will do austerity
All three parties confess themselves baffled at the UK's low morale & economic growth, but are confident that things will pick up soon 🫡
All three parties confess themselves baffled at the UK's low morale & economic growth, but are confident that things will pick up soon 🫡
cybertruck in the wild 😱
November 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
cybertruck in the wild 😱
America is so stressful, people keep talking to me in the elevator 😰
October 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
America is so stressful, people keep talking to me in the elevator 😰
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LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles including “Andrew”, curse him to wander the Earth as “the nameless one”
October 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles including “Andrew”, curse him to wander the Earth as “the nameless one”
Claire is introducing me to Leverage and I really appreciate Mark Sheppard’s commitment to being in literally every on show ever made
October 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Claire is introducing me to Leverage and I really appreciate Mark Sheppard’s commitment to being in literally every on show ever made
Portland has the wildest graffiti
October 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Portland has the wildest graffiti
It’s such a gorgeous autumn afternoon in Portland that a guy just cycled past us with his arms in the air yelling “IT’S SO BEAUTIFULLLLL!!!”
October 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It’s such a gorgeous autumn afternoon in Portland that a guy just cycled past us with his arms in the air yelling “IT’S SO BEAUTIFULLLLL!!!”