Alice
@starinthetitle.bsky.social
Nerd, artist, proud Library Assistant, absolute homosexual. High femme, low stress. Books, baking, and Babylon 5. Milf-obsessed, dissociating weirdo.
orchid festival at Kew absolutely goddamn spectacular, as usual
February 10, 2026 at 6:17 PM
orchid festival at Kew absolutely goddamn spectacular, as usual
spring flowers are out early at Kew!
February 10, 2026 at 3:21 PM
spring flowers are out early at Kew!
February 9, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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You wake up in Britain. Take 1d12 psychic damage.
October 20, 2023 at 1:34 PM
You wake up in Britain. Take 1d12 psychic damage.
my garden is an absolute sight…a wasteland of dead plants and weeds and mud…but in amongst the debris, I found them…
February 9, 2026 at 12:28 PM
my garden is an absolute sight…a wasteland of dead plants and weeds and mud…but in amongst the debris, I found them…
thought I might do some painting today! Got my sketch all sketched 💪
February 9, 2026 at 10:58 AM
thought I might do some painting today! Got my sketch all sketched 💪
urgh, as usual, bbc iplayer only has the most boooring bits of the winter olympics, I wanna watch the figure skatinnggggg
February 9, 2026 at 9:20 AM
urgh, as usual, bbc iplayer only has the most boooring bits of the winter olympics, I wanna watch the figure skatinnggggg
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it’s rather out of character for me but I just fucking love watching some figure skating - look at all these sparkly people (many of whom are queer) leap around on knives, now that’s entertainment
the only sport I cared about watching today was Olympic figure skating, I’m just here to glance up at commercials occasionally and to eat chips
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
it’s rather out of character for me but I just fucking love watching some figure skating - look at all these sparkly people (many of whom are queer) leap around on knives, now that’s entertainment
incidentally, I told my sister yesterday that I reckoned McSweeney would be gone by the end of the week, and Starmer by the end of next, and so far we're right on schedule!
February 8, 2026 at 5:13 PM
incidentally, I told my sister yesterday that I reckoned McSweeney would be gone by the end of the week, and Starmer by the end of next, and so far we're right on schedule!
I mean yeah, I sure hope it does
February 8, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I mean yeah, I sure hope it does
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Britain, right now.
Choose your sky colour.
Choose your sky colour.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Britain, right now.
Choose your sky colour.
Choose your sky colour.
I mean just fucking take the entire country out back and shoot it at this point, it'd be a mercy to us all
February 8, 2026 at 12:04 PM
I mean just fucking take the entire country out back and shoot it at this point, it'd be a mercy to us all
there’s only one thing that could brighten up this gloomy February day…
February 7, 2026 at 1:56 PM
there’s only one thing that could brighten up this gloomy February day…
currently running an experiment I like to call ‘how many chocolate hobnobs will it take to cure myself of existential despair’
February 6, 2026 at 3:20 PM
currently running an experiment I like to call ‘how many chocolate hobnobs will it take to cure myself of existential despair’
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You want 'British values', here's national treasure Ian McKellen performing a speech by national hero William Shakespeare about how we should be humane and welcoming to migrants and refugees. bsky.app/profile/lala...
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 1:08 PM
You want 'British values', here's national treasure Ian McKellen performing a speech by national hero William Shakespeare about how we should be humane and welcoming to migrants and refugees. bsky.app/profile/lala...
god I don’t know if I’m just projecting here but the utter despair today is just…*palpable* it’s SO dark and rainy and grim and it has been for so long, it’s like this year is running a sociological experiment of ‘what if an entire country had clinical depression’
February 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
god I don’t know if I’m just projecting here but the utter despair today is just…*palpable* it’s SO dark and rainy and grim and it has been for so long, it’s like this year is running a sociological experiment of ‘what if an entire country had clinical depression’
it’s now raining again, but it was nice to have 1 day 😔
we are 36 days into the year and so far it has rained on 26 of those days
we are 36 days into the year and so far it has rained on 26 of those days
it’s not raining it’s not raining it’s not raininnggggggggg 🙌🙌🙌😭😭😭☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️
February 5, 2026 at 8:12 AM
it’s now raining again, but it was nice to have 1 day 😔
we are 36 days into the year and so far it has rained on 26 of those days
we are 36 days into the year and so far it has rained on 26 of those days
literally just reached out to turn off my bedside light and was confused because I thought it was broken?? Because it wasn’t turning off???
and then I realised…THE SUN!!! SUNLIGHT!!! THE SUN IS OUTSIDE!!! SUNLIGHT IS COMING THROUGH THR CURTAINS
genuinely forgot the sun existed lmao
and then I realised…THE SUN!!! SUNLIGHT!!! THE SUN IS OUTSIDE!!! SUNLIGHT IS COMING THROUGH THR CURTAINS
genuinely forgot the sun existed lmao
February 4, 2026 at 9:06 AM
literally just reached out to turn off my bedside light and was confused because I thought it was broken?? Because it wasn’t turning off???
and then I realised…THE SUN!!! SUNLIGHT!!! THE SUN IS OUTSIDE!!! SUNLIGHT IS COMING THROUGH THR CURTAINS
genuinely forgot the sun existed lmao
and then I realised…THE SUN!!! SUNLIGHT!!! THE SUN IS OUTSIDE!!! SUNLIGHT IS COMING THROUGH THR CURTAINS
genuinely forgot the sun existed lmao
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The robot apocalypse hasn't happened yet, but still I can't escape the feeling that something has gone horribly wrong... Cartoon for Dutch newspaper @trouw.nl.
More of my work for Trouw: www.trouw.nl/cartoons/tje...
#ArtificialIntelligence #creativity #work #GenerativeAI
More of my work for Trouw: www.trouw.nl/cartoons/tje...
#ArtificialIntelligence #creativity #work #GenerativeAI
February 2, 2026 at 7:38 AM
The robot apocalypse hasn't happened yet, but still I can't escape the feeling that something has gone horribly wrong... Cartoon for Dutch newspaper @trouw.nl.
More of my work for Trouw: www.trouw.nl/cartoons/tje...
#ArtificialIntelligence #creativity #work #GenerativeAI
More of my work for Trouw: www.trouw.nl/cartoons/tje...
#ArtificialIntelligence #creativity #work #GenerativeAI
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Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
pleased to report that the billboard ad for Starlink that went up in my neighbourhood did not last a week before someone has spray painted 'NAZI SCUM' across it, really makes you proud to live here 😊
February 1, 2026 at 12:39 PM
pleased to report that the billboard ad for Starlink that went up in my neighbourhood did not last a week before someone has spray painted 'NAZI SCUM' across it, really makes you proud to live here 😊
I love Gardeners World, there'll just be some old bloke with a charming northern accent saying 'I woke up one morning with a thought stuck in me mind: a garden with lots of delphiniums' & then smash cut to him sitting with the most insane amount of delphiniums you have ever seen in your life
January 30, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I love Gardeners World, there'll just be some old bloke with a charming northern accent saying 'I woke up one morning with a thought stuck in me mind: a garden with lots of delphiniums' & then smash cut to him sitting with the most insane amount of delphiniums you have ever seen in your life
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Wrong fucking Home Alone 2 actor goddammit.
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Wrong fucking Home Alone 2 actor goddammit.
Everyone at work: you can take time off Alice, everything won't immediately fall into total chaos if you do
Me: *takes one day off*
Everyone at work: AHHH IT WAS TOTAL CHAOS YESTERDAY WHERE WERE YOU
Me: 😑
Me: *takes one day off*
Everyone at work: AHHH IT WAS TOTAL CHAOS YESTERDAY WHERE WERE YOU
Me: 😑
January 30, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Everyone at work: you can take time off Alice, everything won't immediately fall into total chaos if you do
Me: *takes one day off*
Everyone at work: AHHH IT WAS TOTAL CHAOS YESTERDAY WHERE WERE YOU
Me: 😑
Me: *takes one day off*
Everyone at work: AHHH IT WAS TOTAL CHAOS YESTERDAY WHERE WERE YOU
Me: 😑
all of us in the comments for this thread:
January 29, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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