Alice
@starinthetitle.bsky.social
Nerd, artist, proud Library Assistant, absolute homosexual. High femme, low stress. Books, baking, and Babylon 5. Milf-obsessed, dissociating weirdo.
because I've spent all day in my house by myself, which does not require any talking aloud, I legit keep forgetting and any time I try to talk to my cat I am startled all over again when just nothing comes out but a faint wheeze 😅
I have entirely lost my voice, and just googled it to see how long that typically lasts, and the NHS website is like 1-2 weeks and like I'M SORRY 1-2 WEEKS?? WEEKS!?!?!?
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
because I've spent all day in my house by myself, which does not require any talking aloud, I legit keep forgetting and any time I try to talk to my cat I am startled all over again when just nothing comes out but a faint wheeze 😅
relatable 2025 mood tbh
December 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
relatable 2025 mood tbh
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That time of year again!
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
That time of year again!
I have entirely lost my voice, and just googled it to see how long that typically lasts, and the NHS website is like 1-2 weeks and like I'M SORRY 1-2 WEEKS?? WEEKS!?!?!?
December 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I have entirely lost my voice, and just googled it to see how long that typically lasts, and the NHS website is like 1-2 weeks and like I'M SORRY 1-2 WEEKS?? WEEKS!?!?!?
playing Mansions of Madness with the help of a visiting pupper
December 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
playing Mansions of Madness with the help of a visiting pupper
family movie time, and of course there’s only one choice…
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
family movie time, and of course there’s only one choice…
love this game, it’s like supercharged Cluedo, to the point that it becomes almost impossible to have a strategy at all and becomes just random silly shenanigans 😂
December 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
love this game, it’s like supercharged Cluedo, to the point that it becomes almost impossible to have a strategy at all and becomes just random silly shenanigans 😂
This is a hate crime against me, an English person
December 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
This is a hate crime against me, an English person
my cracker joke is inexplicably in French 😭
December 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
my cracker joke is inexplicably in French 😭
Merry Christmas everyone! 🎄✨ Hope you have a delightful day full of lovely things in whatever way you celebrate 🥂
December 25, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Merry Christmas everyone! 🎄✨ Hope you have a delightful day full of lovely things in whatever way you celebrate 🥂
just learned that apparently Stargate SG1 is coming to UK Netflix next year?? So I'll see you all in 2027 I guess
December 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
just learned that apparently Stargate SG1 is coming to UK Netflix next year?? So I'll see you all in 2027 I guess
cannot overstate the immediate overwhelming joy and warmth that fills my heart the moment the overture kicks in over the opening credits 🥰
December 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
cannot overstate the immediate overwhelming joy and warmth that fills my heart the moment the overture kicks in over the opening credits 🥰
I’ve been saving this one up all year
December 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I’ve been saving this one up all year
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“One does not simply walk into the Elephant and Castle.”
December 23, 2025 at 10:18 AM
“One does not simply walk into the Elephant and Castle.”
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It's my last working day before Christmas and someone has just asked me to do my job?????
December 23, 2025 at 9:33 AM
It's my last working day before Christmas and someone has just asked me to do my job?????
would like to state for the record that 10 mins after posting this I found a slug in my kitchen and while I was transporting it outside I STEPPED ON A GARDEN RAKE LIKE FUCKING SIDESHOW BOB AND HIT MYSELF IN THE FACE WITH IT and by the way it's 6:30am so the day's not off to a GREAT start so far
just one more day of work…just one more day…just 10 more hours…I can do this 💪
a cartoon drawing of a bear laying on its back .
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a bear laying on its back .
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December 23, 2025 at 6:42 AM
would like to state for the record that 10 mins after posting this I found a slug in my kitchen and while I was transporting it outside I STEPPED ON A GARDEN RAKE LIKE FUCKING SIDESHOW BOB AND HIT MYSELF IN THE FACE WITH IT and by the way it's 6:30am so the day's not off to a GREAT start so far
just one more day of work…just one more day…just 10 more hours…I can do this 💪
a cartoon drawing of a bear laying on its back .
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a bear laying on its back .
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:21 AM
just one more day of work…just one more day…just 10 more hours…I can do this 💪
practising my Japanese verbs, and I am absolutely DELIGHTED to discover what 'to think' is
I'm gonna have 🦘about it
I'm gonna have 🦘about it
December 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
practising my Japanese verbs, and I am absolutely DELIGHTED to discover what 'to think' is
I'm gonna have 🦘about it
I'm gonna have 🦘about it
It’s the Andrew Lloyd Weber panpipe album, the soundtrack to every long car journey as a child…
December 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
It’s the Andrew Lloyd Weber panpipe album, the soundtrack to every long car journey as a child…
shit just reminds me of those creepy dudes who have obviously read a corporate self-help book on getting people to like you, who ask for your name and then use it in EVERY sentence, something literally every normal person I know finds incredibly gross and offputting
i'm fascinated by how much people love and are amazed by chat gpt saying "nice catch!" and "great observation!" because i personally find the condescension and obsequiousness the most skin-crawling thing about how LLMs "talk"
If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
shit just reminds me of those creepy dudes who have obviously read a corporate self-help book on getting people to like you, who ask for your name and then use it in EVERY sentence, something literally every normal person I know finds incredibly gross and offputting
sometimes I find the internet getting to me like I’ll think ‘Hmm I should buy some toner for my face’ and have to stop myself by reminding myself that A) I don’t even really know what toner is and B) I have not been using it thus far in life so it’s demonstrably fine that I don’t have any
December 18, 2025 at 10:27 AM
sometimes I find the internet getting to me like I’ll think ‘Hmm I should buy some toner for my face’ and have to stop myself by reminding myself that A) I don’t even really know what toner is and B) I have not been using it thus far in life so it’s demonstrably fine that I don’t have any
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some men sneeze like they've never sneezed before and they're not sure what's happening and they think they might be dying
December 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
some men sneeze like they've never sneezed before and they're not sure what's happening and they think they might be dying
incredible scenes in the library staffroom, where the Quality Street left over are the orange and strawberry ones…my favourites! Everything’s coming up Alice ☺️
December 15, 2025 at 9:26 AM
incredible scenes in the library staffroom, where the Quality Street left over are the orange and strawberry ones…my favourites! Everything’s coming up Alice ☺️
saw a magpie eating a rat in the street on the way to work…feels like an old fashioned Omen, but I don’t know of what 👀
December 15, 2025 at 9:22 AM
saw a magpie eating a rat in the street on the way to work…feels like an old fashioned Omen, but I don’t know of what 👀