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mm yummy munchy glue

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March 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
girl your what 😭 i know you did not just call me one of your coochies 😭😭😭
March 30, 2025 at 7:17 AM
sometimes you just see an adult woman with a father and you just think to yourself "damn you're an adult woman with a father 😂😂"
March 24, 2025 at 8:36 AM
i think i might suck at this game #GGST #GGST_MA #GGST_PO
February 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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physicists have long debated how many dimensions there are. i believe there are six, and i'll walk you through how i got there. pick up a block and count its sides. four, right? front, back, west, and right. add a fifth dimension for weight and a sixth for what color it is and there you go
February 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
olivia rodrigo doesn't understand gamer culture
February 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
apparently the nebulous notion of "dreamy" means something very specific and i got it completely wrong
February 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Haven’t been posting as much lately because I’ve been working on the perfect post. It’s going great. I’m 6 letters in and they are so good
February 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
After / Before. went for a very subtle "dreamy" blur around the subject(s). it's hard to strike a balance between obscenely overdone and too-subtle-to-notice #photography #pnw #postprocessing
February 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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please do not yell at this person. this is my favorite interaction I've ever had on this app. and they're right!
January 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Jesus please surround Catturd with your holy angels
January 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Conservatives Claim Hitler’s Nazi Allegiance Greatly Exaggerated
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January 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Back on the grind tomorrow
January 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
just some sunset and sunrise photos on my new camera :) #photography #pnw
January 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
stop saying "i can fix her" and start saying "im the reason she needs fixing."
men it's time to own your real skills
December 24, 2024 at 8:07 AM
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News Happening Faster Than Man Can Generate Uninformed Opinions
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December 19, 2024 at 3:06 PM
ding basically gave up
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Dec 12
Dommaraju unseated China's Ding Liren to become the new world chess champion. "Every chess player wants to experience this moment, and very few get the chance," Dommaraju said after the match.
At 18, India's Gukesh Dommaraju becomes the youngest world chess champion ever
Dommaraju unseated China's Ding Liren to become the new world chess champion. "Every chess player wants to experience this moment, and very few get the chance," Dommaraju said after the match.
www.npr.org
December 13, 2024 at 12:28 AM
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i have five or six more ideas for good bluesky posts and will try to make them stretch over the next decade or so by couching them between thousands of posts of substandard filler
December 12, 2024 at 11:21 PM
i'm not celebrating the murder of brian thompson.

it's just a hilarious gut check for CEOs. yes, you ALSO need to live in constant fear of dying as a result of gun violence
December 10, 2024 at 3:08 AM
its funny because its just the end of act one.
"one of the best starts to an intermission ever"
I loved Wicked. One of the best endings to a “part one” ever.
December 6, 2024 at 6:21 AM
oh wow that's fucking scary bluesky figured out where i grew up
Like this tweet if you live in RANCHO CUCAMONGA
December 6, 2024 at 4:08 AM