elijah
@eager824.bsky.social
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Phoenix Rising's defense... #USL-C
a man in a suit and hat is sitting in an old car
ALT: a man in a suit and hat is sitting in an old car
media.tenor.com
September 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Phoenix Rising's defense... #USL-C
Phoenix Rising FC don’t bottle a lead in the second half challenge (impossible)
Ricky Ruiz with the equalizer for Locomotive in the eighth minute of second-half stoppage time! #USLAfterDark #USL-C
August 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Phoenix Rising FC don’t bottle a lead in the second half challenge (impossible)
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August 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Heck of a way to score your first professional goal.
18-year-old Pierce Rizzo - a Phoenix Rising Academy product - puts home a lovely finish from 20 yards. #USL-C #USLAcademy
18-year-old Pierce Rizzo - a Phoenix Rising Academy product - puts home a lovely finish from 20 yards. #USL-C #USLAcademy
August 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Heck of a way to score your first professional goal.
18-year-old Pierce Rizzo - a Phoenix Rising Academy product - puts home a lovely finish from 20 yards. #USL-C #USLAcademy
18-year-old Pierce Rizzo - a Phoenix Rising Academy product - puts home a lovely finish from 20 yards. #USL-C #USLAcademy
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bunch of wheezing cosplay losers plopping out of a uhaul rental like they're storming the beaches of Normandy
Border Patrol at a Home Depot in Los Angeles days after the 9th circuit affirmed a court order that purports to block this exact behavior. They don't even know who they're chasing! This is insane. Send them all to jail.
August 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
bunch of wheezing cosplay losers plopping out of a uhaul rental like they're storming the beaches of Normandy
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From South Sudan, by way of Uganda, welcome to the Valley, Khaman!
July 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
From South Sudan, by way of Uganda, welcome to the Valley, Khaman!
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“Yeah, Joao Pedro is a good player. An improvement on Jackson? I don’t know.”
“Pedro isn’t a world class striker. It looks like we won’t get that world class striker."
Joao Pedro has been a Chelsea player for *checks notes* one day. Have fun at Stamford Bridge, Joao! #BHAFC
“Pedro isn’t a world class striker. It looks like we won’t get that world class striker."
Joao Pedro has been a Chelsea player for *checks notes* one day. Have fun at Stamford Bridge, Joao! #BHAFC
Chelsea bemoan Pedro as "not world class"... one day after leaving Brighton
One day after his £60 million move from Brighton to Chelsea and there are already people bemoaning Joao Pedro for "not being world class"
www.wearebrighton.com
July 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
“Yeah, Joao Pedro is a good player. An improvement on Jackson? I don’t know.”
“Pedro isn’t a world class striker. It looks like we won’t get that world class striker."
Joao Pedro has been a Chelsea player for *checks notes* one day. Have fun at Stamford Bridge, Joao! #BHAFC
“Pedro isn’t a world class striker. It looks like we won’t get that world class striker."
Joao Pedro has been a Chelsea player for *checks notes* one day. Have fun at Stamford Bridge, Joao! #BHAFC
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let him wear a suns hat!
June 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
let him wear a suns hat!
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Turning Mikal Bridges, Cam Johnson, 4 first-round picks and a swap into Jalen Green, Dillon Brooks and a late lotto pick in a middling draft in the span of just 28 months is franchise detonation levels of asset mismanagement.
June 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Turning Mikal Bridges, Cam Johnson, 4 first-round picks and a swap into Jalen Green, Dillon Brooks and a late lotto pick in a middling draft in the span of just 28 months is franchise detonation levels of asset mismanagement.
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99.9% ISN'T 100%
June 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
99.9% ISN'T 100%
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Gus Poyet speaks for Brighton fans everywhere when he says PLEASE DON'T SELL KAORU MITOMA!
WAB asked Poyet which player #BHAFC needed to keep above anyone else: "Mitoma, Mitoma! He is different to others. He is so influential. He can open up any defence in any kind of situation."
WAB asked Poyet which player #BHAFC needed to keep above anyone else: "Mitoma, Mitoma! He is different to others. He is so influential. He can open up any defence in any kind of situation."
Mitoma the one Brighton must try and keep this summer says Poyet
With a number of Brighton players linked with summer moves, Gus Poyet believes Karou Mitoma is the one the Albion must try and keep
www.wearebrighton.com
May 30, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Gus Poyet speaks for Brighton fans everywhere when he says PLEASE DON'T SELL KAORU MITOMA!
WAB asked Poyet which player #BHAFC needed to keep above anyone else: "Mitoma, Mitoma! He is different to others. He is so influential. He can open up any defence in any kind of situation."
WAB asked Poyet which player #BHAFC needed to keep above anyone else: "Mitoma, Mitoma! He is different to others. He is so influential. He can open up any defence in any kind of situation."
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There's a reason they call this dude Rako the Wall.
Patrick Rakovsky with a stoppage-time penalty save - his second all-time in the #USLChampionship - to preserve a 1-0 win for Phoenix Rising on the road against Las Vegas Lights FC.
#USLonCBS #LVvPHX
Patrick Rakovsky with a stoppage-time penalty save - his second all-time in the #USLChampionship - to preserve a 1-0 win for Phoenix Rising on the road against Las Vegas Lights FC.
#USLonCBS #LVvPHX
May 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
There's a reason they call this dude Rako the Wall.
Patrick Rakovsky with a stoppage-time penalty save - his second all-time in the #USLChampionship - to preserve a 1-0 win for Phoenix Rising on the road against Las Vegas Lights FC.
#USLonCBS #LVvPHX
Patrick Rakovsky with a stoppage-time penalty save - his second all-time in the #USLChampionship - to preserve a 1-0 win for Phoenix Rising on the road against Las Vegas Lights FC.
#USLonCBS #LVvPHX
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Cam Skattebo is heading to The Big Apple 🍎
The New York Giants have selected the Arizona State RB in the fourth round of the NFL Draft.
The New York Giants have selected the Arizona State RB in the fourth round of the NFL Draft.
April 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Cam Skattebo is heading to The Big Apple 🍎
The New York Giants have selected the Arizona State RB in the fourth round of the NFL Draft.
The New York Giants have selected the Arizona State RB in the fourth round of the NFL Draft.
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They are literally hoping for us to die. It's more important than ever that we stick together and build our own communities.
The federal government plans to eliminate services for LGBTQ youth who call 988, the national suicide and crisis hotline, according to a Health and Human Services budget draft leaked last week.
HHS plans to cut the national suicide hotline’s program for LGBTQ youth
In February, the program received an average of 2,100 contacts per day.
www.motherjones.com
April 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
They are literally hoping for us to die. It's more important than ever that we stick together and build our own communities.
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#USOC2025 R3: Phoenix Rising 1:1 @fctulsa.bsky.social (A.E.T. Rising win 4-2 on PKs)
April 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
#USOC2025 R3: Phoenix Rising 1:1 @fctulsa.bsky.social (A.E.T. Rising win 4-2 on PKs)
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Brighton’s all time Premier League goal scorer 🏆
April 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Brighton’s all time Premier League goal scorer 🏆
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How about a thunderbastard from the center circle?
Absolute lock for Goal of the Year Finalist. Puskas award? #USLChampionship
Absolute lock for Goal of the Year Finalist. Puskas award? #USLChampionship
March 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
How about a thunderbastard from the center circle?
Absolute lock for Goal of the Year Finalist. Puskas award? #USLChampionship
Absolute lock for Goal of the Year Finalist. Puskas award? #USLChampionship
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JOÃO PEDRO WINS IT FROM THE SPOT WOW WOW WOW 🎯😍
March 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
JOÃO PEDRO WINS IT FROM THE SPOT WOW WOW WOW 🎯😍
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*Three* non-binary/trans athletes competed at the 2024 Olympics. *Three*.
They're using three athletes (who should face zero discrimination at all) to potentially issue permanent visa bans to anyone who “misrepresented” their sex in their application.
Bigotry.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/616...
They're using three athletes (who should face zero discrimination at all) to potentially issue permanent visa bans to anyone who “misrepresented” their sex in their application.
Bigotry.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/616...
U.S. government orders visa bans for transgender athletes, targets 2028 Olympics
State department officials around the world have been ordered to bar transgender athletes from visiting the U.S. for sporting competitions.
www.nytimes.com
February 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
*Three* non-binary/trans athletes competed at the 2024 Olympics. *Three*.
They're using three athletes (who should face zero discrimination at all) to potentially issue permanent visa bans to anyone who “misrepresented” their sex in their application.
Bigotry.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/616...
They're using three athletes (who should face zero discrimination at all) to potentially issue permanent visa bans to anyone who “misrepresented” their sex in their application.
Bigotry.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/616...
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*gets burned by MLS expansion process after doing really well in USL*
Sacramento: “I’ll make my own D1 league!”
Sacramento: “I’ll make my own D1 league!”
February 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
*gets burned by MLS expansion process after doing really well in USL*
Sacramento: “I’ll make my own D1 league!”
Sacramento: “I’ll make my own D1 league!”
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Bold of Fox to go with Print Shop Pro for its Super Bowl graphics package
February 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Bold of Fox to go with Print Shop Pro for its Super Bowl graphics package