Dirt Wizard
@dwizard.bsky.social
World Champion. "The World's Greatest and Most Powerful Wizard" - Aido
My new favorite Christmas song, ho ho ho!
youtu.be/4iWrY2QiXgc?...
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Twin Temple - God Is Dead (Official Audio)
The title track from our new album "God Is Dead"Listen to "God Is Dead": https://orcd.co/godisdeadOrder "God Is Dead" on vinyl at https://shop.twintemple.com...
youtu.be
December 25, 2023 at 2:54 PM
My new favorite Christmas song, ho ho ho!
youtu.be/4iWrY2QiXgc?...
youtu.be/4iWrY2QiXgc?...
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.
December 25, 2023 at 2:47 PM
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.
Killers of the Flower Moon is excellent. Powerful storytelling from Scorsese. Yes it's long at 3 hours but a much better investment of my time than some 6 hour Marvel of Star Wars series bullshit. It's an important film that covers relevant history, I learned a lot and the performances, top notch.
December 19, 2023 at 4:45 PM
Killers of the Flower Moon is excellent. Powerful storytelling from Scorsese. Yes it's long at 3 hours but a much better investment of my time than some 6 hour Marvel of Star Wars series bullshit. It's an important film that covers relevant history, I learned a lot and the performances, top notch.
Twitter Update: Bill does not think Bounty Bars contain nuts.
December 16, 2023 at 4:21 PM
Twitter Update: Bill does not think Bounty Bars contain nuts.
@jo27.bsky.social You seen Geordie Star Wars? This is just a clip, the original is a mash up of the original trilogy, it's great.
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Geordie Star Wars Clip Funny some offensive language
Clips from the infamous geordie star wars. Very funny contains some offensive language though so if easily offended this may not be for you.
youtu.be
December 13, 2023 at 2:38 PM
@jo27.bsky.social You seen Geordie Star Wars? This is just a clip, the original is a mash up of the original trilogy, it's great.
youtu.be/b2c4Fr2J_q4?...
youtu.be/b2c4Fr2J_q4?...
Good news guys! The advertisers are coming back to Twitter!
December 12, 2023 at 3:45 PM
Good news guys! The advertisers are coming back to Twitter!
Came up with a delicious condiment for tonight's hotdog sandwich.
Finely diced half a yellow onion, added a finely diced clove of garlic and 4 red bird's eye chillies. 2 or 3 tablespoons of white vinegar, half a teaspoon of salt, 2 teaspoons of sugar.
Mix that up and let it sit for an hour, oh boy!
Finely diced half a yellow onion, added a finely diced clove of garlic and 4 red bird's eye chillies. 2 or 3 tablespoons of white vinegar, half a teaspoon of salt, 2 teaspoons of sugar.
Mix that up and let it sit for an hour, oh boy!
December 12, 2023 at 12:47 PM
Came up with a delicious condiment for tonight's hotdog sandwich.
Finely diced half a yellow onion, added a finely diced clove of garlic and 4 red bird's eye chillies. 2 or 3 tablespoons of white vinegar, half a teaspoon of salt, 2 teaspoons of sugar.
Mix that up and let it sit for an hour, oh boy!
Finely diced half a yellow onion, added a finely diced clove of garlic and 4 red bird's eye chillies. 2 or 3 tablespoons of white vinegar, half a teaspoon of salt, 2 teaspoons of sugar.
Mix that up and let it sit for an hour, oh boy!
@wisekingaido.bsky.social Mc Donalds got Dave's order wrong and now he wants to shag a turkey I think. Weird!
Goddamnit, it really doesn’t take much to put me in a fowl fucking mood first thing in the morning. I don’t even normally eat breakfast, but I got myself psyched up for it and McDs goes and fucks it up and now I’m ready to murder something.
I should smoke some weed, but I’m at work.
I should smoke some weed, but I’m at work.
December 8, 2023 at 3:10 PM
@wisekingaido.bsky.social Mc Donalds got Dave's order wrong and now he wants to shag a turkey I think. Weird!
@wisekingaido.bsky.social The UK has a monster problem apparently.
December 6, 2023 at 2:20 PM
@wisekingaido.bsky.social The UK has a monster problem apparently.
On the positive side...
November 30, 2023 at 2:18 PM
On the positive side...
R.I.P. to a real one.
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November 30, 2023 at 2:17 PM
R.I.P. to a real one.
youtu.be/CAKZ9eyuhiY?...
youtu.be/CAKZ9eyuhiY?...
You can only have one!
November 29, 2023 at 2:06 PM
You can only have one!
Dang, you know what this pic got me cravin'?
That's right! A delicious hotdog sandwich!
That's right! A delicious hotdog sandwich!
November 29, 2023 at 11:49 AM
Dang, you know what this pic got me cravin'?
That's right! A delicious hotdog sandwich!
That's right! A delicious hotdog sandwich!
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When a pirate is about to cum.
November 28, 2023 at 12:38 PM
When a pirate is about to cum.
@wisekingaido.bsky.social Hope you got me something nice from JD Sports while you were doing your "Christmas shopping" last night.
November 24, 2023 at 6:55 AM
@wisekingaido.bsky.social Hope you got me something nice from JD Sports while you were doing your "Christmas shopping" last night.
New David Cross stand-up special just dropped FOR FREE on YouTube and it's an absolute banger. Highly recommend.
#CastingSpellsAndChanting
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#CastingSpellsAndChanting
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David Cross | I'm From The Future (Full Comedy Special)
#davidcross #imfromthefuture #comedy #standup I'M FROM THE FUTURE is David's 2021 comedy special, recorded in Brooklyn, NY right in the middle of COVID.WORST...
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November 22, 2023 at 2:42 PM
New David Cross stand-up special just dropped FOR FREE on YouTube and it's an absolute banger. Highly recommend.
#CastingSpellsAndChanting
youtu.be/8diio38QVGA?...
#CastingSpellsAndChanting
youtu.be/8diio38QVGA?...
Don't be a hero lads, don't go eating a full roast dinner at 8pm on a Sunday night on an empty stomach. 😭
November 19, 2023 at 3:18 PM
Don't be a hero lads, don't go eating a full roast dinner at 8pm on a Sunday night on an empty stomach. 😭
Just watched the SLY documentary, it's great, love Stallone but god damn that guy has a lot of statues of himself in his home!
Almost as bad as @wisekingaido.bsky.social's gaff!
Almost as bad as @wisekingaido.bsky.social's gaff!
November 15, 2023 at 3:45 PM
Just watched the SLY documentary, it's great, love Stallone but god damn that guy has a lot of statues of himself in his home!
Almost as bad as @wisekingaido.bsky.social's gaff!
Almost as bad as @wisekingaido.bsky.social's gaff!
@peepers.bsky.social FYI I think Holly and Aido are talking about your p*nis and didn't even tag you in the conversation. So rude IMO.
November 14, 2023 at 11:59 AM
@peepers.bsky.social FYI I think Holly and Aido are talking about your p*nis and didn't even tag you in the conversation. So rude IMO.
Riding off into the sunset, unable to steer as your front wheels aren't touching the ground, rear wheels ripping the side panels off your truck cause you're carrying a *checks notes* quad bike.
remember when the cybertruck was gonna come with a horrible little polygonal ATV
November 10, 2023 at 8:01 PM
Riding off into the sunset, unable to steer as your front wheels aren't touching the ground, rear wheels ripping the side panels off your truck cause you're carrying a *checks notes* quad bike.
@johndirge.bsky.social Have you heard Twin Temple? I only discovered them a few days ago and they're rocking my world.
youtu.be/4iWrY2QiXgc?...
youtu.be/4iWrY2QiXgc?...
Twin Temple - God Is Dead (Official Audio)
The title track from our new album "God Is Dead"Listen to "God Is Dead": https://orcd.co/godisdeadOrder "God Is Dead" on vinyl at https://shop.twintemple.com...
youtu.be
November 10, 2023 at 4:56 PM
@johndirge.bsky.social Have you heard Twin Temple? I only discovered them a few days ago and they're rocking my world.
youtu.be/4iWrY2QiXgc?...
youtu.be/4iWrY2QiXgc?...
Just discovered an amazing new band, Twin Temple. Satanic Doo Wop. Class stuff.
youtu.be/a3QPVDbkOuk?...
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Lucifer, My Love
Provided to YouTube by The Orchard EnterprisesLucifer, My Love · Twin Temple · Alexandra James · Zachary JamesTwin Temple (Bring You Their Signature Sound......
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November 9, 2023 at 3:20 PM
Just discovered an amazing new band, Twin Temple. Satanic Doo Wop. Class stuff.
youtu.be/a3QPVDbkOuk?...
youtu.be/a3QPVDbkOuk?...
Happy Godzilla Day to those of you who celebrate. 🙏
November 3, 2023 at 10:42 AM
Happy Godzilla Day to those of you who celebrate. 🙏
That new "Beatles" song sound like the theme song for a Bond* movie.
*Daniel Craig era
*Daniel Craig era
November 2, 2023 at 6:42 PM
That new "Beatles" song sound like the theme song for a Bond* movie.
*Daniel Craig era
*Daniel Craig era
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oh my fucking god. does he think it’s called blade runner cuz the guy’s name is blade runner
November 1, 2023 at 2:36 AM
oh my fucking god. does he think it’s called blade runner cuz the guy’s name is blade runner