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Dirt Wizard
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World Champion. "The World's Greatest and Most Powerful Wizard" - Aido
Twitter Update: Bill does not think Bounty Bars contain nuts.
December 16, 2023 at 4:21 PM
December 13, 2023 at 4:52 PM
Good news guys! The advertisers are coming back to Twitter!
December 12, 2023 at 3:45 PM
This podcast surprisingly wasn't about Peepers actually but that English guy they caught recently, the most prolific necrophiliac ever. I'd never even heard about him, kept it quiet in the international news, those monsterous Tans.
December 10, 2023 at 12:52 PM
It's only natural Peeps, red is nature's sign of danger. And by Jesus he's a dangerous looking boy alright, I think he wants to bum Godzilla!
December 10, 2023 at 1:46 AM
December 6, 2023 at 2:45 PM
@wisekingaido.bsky.social The UK has a monster problem apparently.
December 6, 2023 at 2:20 PM
Pedro actually posted this on his Instagram account on Halloween night.
3rd attempt at watching it apparently.
December 4, 2023 at 1:47 PM
December 4, 2023 at 12:48 PM
Do mean face and you'd make a passable Dixie Dave from Weedeater, one of my favorite bands.
December 1, 2023 at 4:06 PM
Can't believe you didn't tag me in this Peeps.
I AM SHINEY AND CHROME! 😡😡😡😭😭😭😭
December 1, 2023 at 3:05 PM
On the positive side...
November 30, 2023 at 2:18 PM
You can only have one!
November 29, 2023 at 2:06 PM
Dang, you know what this pic got me cravin'?

That's right! A delicious hotdog sandwich!
November 29, 2023 at 11:49 AM
THIS IS NOT HUGGING, DAVE! 😡
November 28, 2023 at 12:39 PM
November 25, 2023 at 12:55 PM
It's not a "porno" Dave. It's a Nazisploitation movie, there are many of them.
November 25, 2023 at 12:49 PM
God damn it Dave! You look even sadder than you did last year when I took you to the club and got you a lap dance from Peaches! Cheer up buddy!
November 21, 2023 at 1:09 PM
You God damn nerds make me wanna puke! Give yourselves atomic wedgies right now OR ELSE!
November 21, 2023 at 9:58 AM
Just watched the SLY documentary, it's great, love Stallone but god damn that guy has a lot of statues of himself in his home!
Almost as bad as @wisekingaido.bsky.social's gaff!
November 15, 2023 at 3:45 PM
You're right Dave, a new place calls for bold new ideas!

A hotdog is a taco!

(A taco is a sandwich btw)
November 15, 2023 at 10:45 AM
Silly Dave.
November 15, 2023 at 10:12 AM
That's the name he uses when signing head shots so they can't be resold on Ebay.
November 14, 2023 at 2:00 PM
@peepers.bsky.social FYI I think Holly and Aido are talking about your p*nis and didn't even tag you in the conversation. So rude IMO.
November 14, 2023 at 11:59 AM
So beautiful 😭😭😭
November 12, 2023 at 12:29 PM