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BOONIE GATOR
@dvzarra.bsky.social
Online, I can be a big ol’ Gator.🐊
Fantasist, writer of anthro animal tales. Tails? Tales. He/him.

Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/user/DVZarra

FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/d.v.zarra
Were I president I’d order a 5 year minimum moratorium on covers of Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah.” That’s plenty of time to come up with something that manages to be derivative without being diminishing.
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
#Blastoise was my boy and my bruiser back when I was just a kid with a GameBoy Advance so I’m feeling a bizarre vindication from this trend.
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I suck at photoshop.
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Goin’ down to Hazbin’s Hotel, gon’ meet some friends o’ mine.
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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lot of talk about the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald in my TL today, and just wanted to say... thanks!
November 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I should try my hand at writing smut.
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Trying to piece together what Hazbin Hotel is even about with only blusky discourse to guide me and I gotta say, it sounds like this show is not about a hotel at all.
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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POST THE BEST CRASHOUTS PLLLLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🥰
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Just got my first Christmas ad of the season.
November 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Should I practice reading while stoned?
November 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
“All you need is kil”

no
October 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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this making me cry of laughter, why are they backing up 😭😭😭
October 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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The Republican platform is simple: they want to sexually abuse children, and they want you to pay for it.
A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o
October 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Scouring the Digimon wikis to find out more about this one called Rashomon but they're all giving me conflicting information. 😡
October 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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A Nazi interrupted Psych 201 at the University of Washington.

He was chased out of the room.

Then out of the building.

Then across the square.

This is how Nazis should be dealt with.

More angles in the replies.

www.reddit.com/r/udub/comme...
October 2, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Instagram has the worst comment sections.
October 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Sober October so I can start remembering my dreams again.
October 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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I'm being so real right now, learn how to engage in media as art and not a reflection of your own real life morals. consume things that make you uncomfortable and understand why it makes you uncomfortable. Don't just base yours and others morals standings on the media you consume.
September 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Trump releases the Amelia Earhart files and we all find out she was the Boss to Epstein’s Big Boss.
September 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Jumping on the #zootopia2 tag at risk of writing a check my ass can’t cash to say I’m spinning my own “talking-animals-in-the-big-city” yarn, the vibes of which I hope to convey with this hastily thrown together image.
September 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Playing the original Metal Gear Solid for the first time and I’m dying so much, lol.
Wonder how I would feel if I played this game before I was 30: one one hand, younger, more immature me would never have had the patience. On the other I probably could really have used the lesson in perseverance.
September 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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fb ads crazier than ever
September 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
EB Farnum would absolutely outsource his imagination to ChatGPt #deadwood
September 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM