dumpster daddy ™
@dumpster-daddy.bsky.social
Mom ³
Probably watching a documentary or something.
She/her
Probably watching a documentary or something.
She/her
In my terrarium under my heat lamp
(Sitting in the bathroom with the portable heater running after my shower)
(Sitting in the bathroom with the portable heater running after my shower)
March 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
In my terrarium under my heat lamp
(Sitting in the bathroom with the portable heater running after my shower)
(Sitting in the bathroom with the portable heater running after my shower)
I go back to work tomorrow from maternity leave and I feel physically ill at the thought of leaving my baby.
This country is fucked
This country is fucked
February 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I go back to work tomorrow from maternity leave and I feel physically ill at the thought of leaving my baby.
This country is fucked
This country is fucked
One time my ex husband told me that he has exclusively asked for Disney Bucks as gifts for years.
I’m too hot to be embarrassed like that
I’m too hot to be embarrassed like that
February 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
One time my ex husband told me that he has exclusively asked for Disney Bucks as gifts for years.
I’m too hot to be embarrassed like that
I’m too hot to be embarrassed like that
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I truly believe that a lot of my problems in life have been caused by Rush Limbaugh. Fuck you Rush Limbaugh.
February 18, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I truly believe that a lot of my problems in life have been caused by Rush Limbaugh. Fuck you Rush Limbaugh.
My 8lb dog ate a whole piece of double bubble today.
Think he can get enough lift with that butt bubble to get over the fence?
Think he can get enough lift with that butt bubble to get over the fence?
February 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
My 8lb dog ate a whole piece of double bubble today.
Think he can get enough lift with that butt bubble to get over the fence?
Think he can get enough lift with that butt bubble to get over the fence?
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Me going into Bed, Bath and Beyond.
Hi, yes, I would like to decorate my beyond.
Hi, yes, I would like to decorate my beyond.
February 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Me going into Bed, Bath and Beyond.
Hi, yes, I would like to decorate my beyond.
Hi, yes, I would like to decorate my beyond.
Is Canada in need of nurses?
Please say yes.
Please say yes.
February 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Is Canada in need of nurses?
Please say yes.
Please say yes.
I’ve been to meijer 3 times in the past 48h because I simply am unable to get everything in one trip.
When will they become suspicious of my activity?
Will update.
When will they become suspicious of my activity?
Will update.
February 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I’ve been to meijer 3 times in the past 48h because I simply am unable to get everything in one trip.
When will they become suspicious of my activity?
Will update.
When will they become suspicious of my activity?
Will update.
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This is Huxley. He hopes you're having a good day, but if not, he’s conveniently right here and an excellent listener. 14/10 (IG: hugoandursula)
February 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This is Huxley. He hopes you're having a good day, but if not, he’s conveniently right here and an excellent listener. 14/10 (IG: hugoandursula)
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Made a lil list of Dayton folks to follow so its easier to find each other. LMK if you'd like to be added 💖
go.bsky.app/Toi72pJ
go.bsky.app/Toi72pJ
February 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Made a lil list of Dayton folks to follow so its easier to find each other. LMK if you'd like to be added 💖
go.bsky.app/Toi72pJ
go.bsky.app/Toi72pJ
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Hey sorry I can't come out tonight I need to research an incredibly specific and random topic alone and in silence for hours on end for no reason at all
February 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Hey sorry I can't come out tonight I need to research an incredibly specific and random topic alone and in silence for hours on end for no reason at all
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what if i just decided one day that i was great and cool hot aweosme dude
January 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
what if i just decided one day that i was great and cool hot aweosme dude
Really a bummer that passports for my whole immediate family would cost over $600
February 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Really a bummer that passports for my whole immediate family would cost over $600
Really torn between wanting to keep up to date on things happening in my country and also not wanting to lay down in traffic.
February 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Really torn between wanting to keep up to date on things happening in my country and also not wanting to lay down in traffic.
It’s a real sketchy time to be a nurse.
Please vaccinate your kids and yourself
Please vaccinate your kids and yourself
February 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
It’s a real sketchy time to be a nurse.
Please vaccinate your kids and yourself
Please vaccinate your kids and yourself
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Sorry, Mexico and Canada, we elected a dimwitted shitheel
January 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Sorry, Mexico and Canada, we elected a dimwitted shitheel
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Getting a library card is punk as fuck and free!
January 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Getting a library card is punk as fuck and free!
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about to start infodumping about hamsters i need to log off
January 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
about to start infodumping about hamsters i need to log off
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hey i just met you
and this is crazy
so here’s my number
please don’t call me only text
and this is crazy
so here’s my number
please don’t call me only text
January 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
so here’s my number
please don’t call me only text
and this is crazy
so here’s my number
please don’t call me only text
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let’s hear it for me bringing the trash bins up from the curb
January 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
let’s hear it for me bringing the trash bins up from the curb
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you need to bring your cauldron to a rolling boil. and if you don’t have eye of newt, cilantro will do.
-witch food network
-witch food network
January 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
you need to bring your cauldron to a rolling boil. and if you don’t have eye of newt, cilantro will do.
-witch food network
-witch food network
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Don’t worry. The first year of this month is almost over.
January 31, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Don’t worry. The first year of this month is almost over.
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Smudge wants to know what the heck you're doing down there
January 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Smudge wants to know what the heck you're doing down there
I’m not sure what I did but this app thinks I’m into d&d and I do not understand the posts it’s suggesting to me. Everyone seems excited about whatever dragon game they’re playing tho, so hell yeah.
January 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I’m not sure what I did but this app thinks I’m into d&d and I do not understand the posts it’s suggesting to me. Everyone seems excited about whatever dragon game they’re playing tho, so hell yeah.