There’s a joke in here about sausage casings but I can’t place it

This same dog has also eaten and expelled enough legos to build a Disney castle

This is one of the most frustrating parts of the past few weeks. I simply don’t know what is actually legal and what isn’t and it makes everything feel very catastrophic. Not that it ISNT catastrophic but it’s hard to know what will actually take place when it’s all chaos.

No but you do have a credit card and we’re living in the fall of our government as we know it. Max it out. Do it big. Who cares

Rookie numbers.

No

Wait this is genius. I’m 82nd in line for a book rn.

The sweetest bb

I don’t get paid enough to sneak a vaccine in anyone’s kid. People are fucking insane.