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fuck illegal drugs 💊🚫🍄 nutmeg4ever 🌰🥜
i guess i agree with the sentiment but this stupid wheel makes no fucking sense. it looks a chart specifically designed to torture autistic school children
Sorry to be misandrist but sometimes when I hear or read (SOME) men talking about their lives I feel like they desperately need to spend some time w this baby bc it seems like they have never once reflected on what might be going on inside them
December 9, 2024 at 5:02 PM
November 28, 2024 at 2:12 AM
remember to register <3
November 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM
dealing with eggs, joth, gaymo, cute scalectrix, ibs, hydration, s'more shock, lesbians
December 29, 2023 at 3:40 AM
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Where is the lie?
December 27, 2023 at 1:51 AM
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everyone asks if having a prince albert makes you pee 2 streams. no one talks about how this is true for nose piercings when you’re sick and congested. yes, you will piss out of your extra nose hole
guess who massively overslept?

well, better late than never. it’s the last Trash Tuesday of 2023 gimme your best ❤️ let’s make it count
IT’S TRASH TUESDAY. LET IT ALL OUT AND FLY THOSE FREAK FLAGS
December 27, 2023 at 2:28 AM
dealing with death, goth, emo, cute scary, ibs, hydration, gore shock, lesbians
December 26, 2023 at 6:19 AM
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hey wassup (smashes your dick with a hammer) do you mind if i vape in here
December 24, 2023 at 5:15 PM
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December 21, 2023 at 1:19 PM
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Feloss Navidad everypony
December 22, 2023 at 6:47 AM
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December 23, 2023 at 1:27 PM
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elon christmas special (2022)
December 23, 2023 at 11:23 PM
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It's shitpost o'clock
December 23, 2023 at 8:28 PM
i love it when my pooter full of bugs
December 23, 2023 at 9:47 PM
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December 21, 2023 at 10:33 AM
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Maybe the funniest ad copy I’ve ever seen
November 15, 2023 at 1:08 PM
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Pushing the button so hard my hand punches straight through the diorama…
November 18, 2023 at 7:20 PM
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monkey's paw, i wish that people would stop saying "the people who made this must have been on drugs!" in response to any kind of surreal comedy. I trust you'll handle this one with no vicious consequence
December 13, 2023 at 6:29 AM
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To spice things up here I’ll be giving half my bluesky invites to anti-circumcision guys from twitter, and the other half to pro-circumcision guys from twitter
December 21, 2023 at 5:51 AM