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On today’s episode of Sports Scores & More, Secret Base’s own @jonbois.bsky.social and @willbuikema.bsky.social debate the great philosophical question of our time: Is a hot dog a sandwich??? 😂 😂 😂

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October 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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installed the feed that lets me read every bluesky post in alphabetical order. lot of screaming thus far
October 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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did it hurt when you fell on your ass aha idiot
October 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Bethesda RPG protagonist trying to fuck, but every time they stick it in the game engine detects that two physics objects have intersected and ragdolls them into the ceiling.
October 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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much ado you got there, i bet it's about something really important
September 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i like my people like i like my coffee. Salty. No i mean the other one. Sugar. sugary.
October 4, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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actually moby dick is the name of the captain, the whale is called moby dick's whale
October 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i love jokes
October 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Getting stoned with two birds
October 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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bro you are giving my heart a boner bro
October 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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the king's footmen? i did not know he was a freak like that
September 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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(thinking 'performative male' means clowns): yeah i'm terrified of performative males
October 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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getting my hair sopping wet before bed every night so both sides of the pillow can be the cool one
October 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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a shrimp died for this rice
October 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Just discovered #videotok
September 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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canaries again
September 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I think i gave it to them
jlp.systems JLP @jlp.systems · Sep 23
Oh nice where’d you read that Dumbass Magazine for Dumbasses
September 23, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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on a seem food diet. if it seem food i eat it
September 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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girl what that heart do
September 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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i can't believe they're letting him back on tv after he killed that guy
September 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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i do not believe that ideas matter
September 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Mind if i rise from the ashes real quick bro
September 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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told my wife we'd be together in sickness and some other crap
September 1, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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permission to jack off my penis and shoot a fat load captain?
August 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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August 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM