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God, please free me, no matter how hot I become I am still inexplicably trapped in a Louie Vuitton Flip Phone, I have not felt the warmth of the sun in so long
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my eight-month-old son won't drive a car. i set him in the driver's seat, buckle him in, even put the key in the ignition for him, and he just sits there and smiles at me. i'm at my wit's end
June 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
my eight-month-old son won't drive a car. i set him in the driver's seat, buckle him in, even put the key in the ignition for him, and he just sits there and smiles at me. i'm at my wit's end
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i’m turning off replies and quotes to this post out of a firm belief that no one should ever say or do anything except for me
June 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
i’m turning off replies and quotes to this post out of a firm belief that no one should ever say or do anything except for me
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Sad to see some self-described “leftists” on here now cheering for Haliburton. The Overton Window keeps moving to the right every day
June 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sad to see some self-described “leftists” on here now cheering for Haliburton. The Overton Window keeps moving to the right every day
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for those of you who are too busy to watch a 45-minute episode, i have sped up the first episode of SCORIGAMI to 10000% speed. if for some reason you would like to watch it at normal speed it's available here www.patreon.com/posts/scorig...
June 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
for those of you who are too busy to watch a 45-minute episode, i have sped up the first episode of SCORIGAMI to 10000% speed. if for some reason you would like to watch it at normal speed it's available here www.patreon.com/posts/scorig...
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those of us who were born in 1982 grew up in a unique time and have had some really interesting life experiences, but what really makes me laugh is when people born before or after 1982 claim that they’ve also had life experiences. get serious. no you haven’t
June 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
those of us who were born in 1982 grew up in a unique time and have had some really interesting life experiences, but what really makes me laugh is when people born before or after 1982 claim that they’ve also had life experiences. get serious. no you haven’t
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the Tennessee Lady Vols are doing dollar bill shower celebrations for every home run mashed and it's a joy to watch. This one after Boo Gibson smashed one out of the park
May 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
the Tennessee Lady Vols are doing dollar bill shower celebrations for every home run mashed and it's a joy to watch. This one after Boo Gibson smashed one out of the park
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my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics
May 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics
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“What am I listening to? Oh, just the music of Post Malone. He’s a pop artist,” the panicked, sweating Lily Paolini said
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Ashamed Woman Hiding Interest In Country Music Like It Hentai
CHICAGO—Attempting to keep her browser tab concealed from view for fear her guilty pleasure would be exposed to nearby coworkers, ashamed woman Lily Paolini was reportedly hiding her interest in country music Friday as though it were hentai. “What am I listening to? Oh, just the music of Post Malone. He’s a pop artist,” the […]
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May 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“What am I listening to? Oh, just the music of Post Malone. He’s a pop artist,” the panicked, sweating Lily Paolini said
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Wow: after 15 years, YouTube has taken down the original 'Rick Roll' video due to a "licensing issue," likely due to the acquisition of Astley's record lable.
The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Rick Astley
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May 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Wow: after 15 years, YouTube has taken down the original 'Rick Roll' video due to a "licensing issue," likely due to the acquisition of Astley's record lable.
The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
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one interesting thing about watching the wnba is that unlike in the nba, they don't shout "NBA!!!" before taking a shot. they just shoot it
May 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
one interesting thing about watching the wnba is that unlike in the nba, they don't shout "NBA!!!" before taking a shot. they just shoot it
Bobby flay and Bob Flanagan are kindred spirits if you think about it
May 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Bobby flay and Bob Flanagan are kindred spirits if you think about it
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Love all the technology making our lives better
May 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Love all the technology making our lives better
A year with my girl
May 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
A year with my girl
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Baby Saves Affair
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May 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Baby Saves Affair
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Dr. Girlfriend
May 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Dr. Girlfriend
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We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets
May 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets
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when it comes to the nhl playoffs i would like to simply say, “play ball”
April 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
when it comes to the nhl playoffs i would like to simply say, “play ball”
Call me Christ the way I'm sharing cigarettes and wine with the needy
April 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Call me Christ the way I'm sharing cigarettes and wine with the needy