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Ducky (Barney Obsessed) Dangerfield
@duckydanger.bsky.social
29 (Feels Like 13, Acts Like 4). Kinky, Crinkly (Sometimes Stinky) Agender Gremlin; It/Its, He/Him, They/Them. Raccoyfox (Raccoon/Coyote/Fox). Bohemian as fuck. Sexuality: Babysit me and I'll go splooey

D-TOWN DOWN!
Pinned
Heya kids! I don’t think I have to introduce myself around here 😏

As y’all may have gathered, Ducky’s had a long, hard big boy week and he’s just plumb tuckered out.

So guess who’s on babysitting duty while Daddy cleans up for the big Dungeons and Dragons game tonight?!
SHE’S GOT LEGS Y’ALL

THIS IS FULL FLASH IN MY FACE LMFAO
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
OwO wuts dis???????
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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I love you physical media I love you discs I love you carts I love you floppies even
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Who in the FUCK is texting me at 12:22 on a Friday night using *MY GOVERNMENT NAME* ASKING IF I CAN FIND THEM A SEXY BOTTOM TWINK WHAT IN THE FUUUUCCCKKKKK LMFAO 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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I think I found the worst furry plumbing mascot 🙄 toilet-shitters once again shoving it into everyone’s faces
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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“Is the patient taking well to the treatment?”

#abdl #babyfur #shmuliart #hypnovember
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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These Megan Kelly clips are pretty good proof that a lot of people have gotten much much much worse over the last 10 years
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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they should make a type of computer that you go on and it makes you feel good
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Thinking about it. Generative "Ai" is Walt Disney's wet dream. He was always weirdly mad an jealous of his animator's talents and threatened to one day replace them with Automatons. And it would seem, as all massively rich people's dreams are, it is gross and unsustainable.
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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We met on FurryMUCK, way back in '92
The dialup noises said I soon could chat with you
The text was slow but didn't stop you coming through

OwO

And now I open an abandoned term window
We read the scrollback and it seems so long ago
Do you remember how the TS used to go

OwO
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Launch those pussy divers. Scramble the semen squadron. Deploy sperm team 6.
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Advice
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Travis enjoys volunteering his time at the town fair's, though thankfully most of his job involves keep himself and others properly hydrated in the hot Texas summer.
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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typa shit I'm on you'd think I'm seven years old
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Our pals Sammy and Simon return to continue their "Wetting on purpose to get Dad to put us back in Pull-Ups 24/7" scheme.

However, when Dad insists they wear swim diapers to the local pool, the brothers second guess their decisions... but only for a moment.

High Res Art & Short Story on my Sub⭐
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Diaperfur art be like

“Noooo don’t come i…”
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
BLADE GOONER: 2049
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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age stagnation is where you stay the same age forever and all your friends grow up around you and the kid you used to babysit now towers over you and youre still stuck with the same number of candles on your birthday cake
November 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Stańczyk (the Jester) during a ball at the court of Queen Bona (of Poland) in the face of the loss of Smolensk (to the Russians), by Jan Matejko, 1862.
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM