Ducky (Barney Obsessed) Dangerfield
@duckydanger.bsky.social
29 (Feels Like 13, Acts Like 4). Kinky, Crinkly (Sometimes Stinky) Agender Gremlin; It/Its, He/Him, They/Them. Raccoyfox (Raccoon/Coyote/Fox). Bohemian as fuck. Sexuality: Babysit me and I'll go splooey
D-TOWN DOWN!
D-TOWN DOWN!
SHE’S GOT LEGS Y’ALL
THIS IS FULL FLASH IN MY FACE LMFAO
THIS IS FULL FLASH IN MY FACE LMFAO
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
SHE’S GOT LEGS Y’ALL
THIS IS FULL FLASH IN MY FACE LMFAO
THIS IS FULL FLASH IN MY FACE LMFAO
OwO wuts dis???????
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
OwO wuts dis???????
Hardest album cover of 2025
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Hardest album cover of 2025
Big Tex’s Big TexAss
November 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Big Tex’s Big TexAss
*vaguely Y2K jungle techno playing in the background*
November 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
*vaguely Y2K jungle techno playing in the background*
It’s giving this:
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It’s giving this:
Oh inflation
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Oh inflation
I always liked to imagine that the events of Sly 2 left ol’ ringtail with lasting issues, specifically hypno-induced bedwetting nightmare.
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I always liked to imagine that the events of Sly 2 left ol’ ringtail with lasting issues, specifically hypno-induced bedwetting nightmare.
*High pitched mocking voice* OhHhHh are you gonna do something that’s actually good for you???? Are you gonna actually attempt self care and do the things you should be doing to self-regulate????? You gonna try to minimize and work on your bad habits and toxic behaviors hhmmmMmmMmMmMm????????
November 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
*High pitched mocking voice* OhHhHh are you gonna do something that’s actually good for you???? Are you gonna actually attempt self care and do the things you should be doing to self-regulate????? You gonna try to minimize and work on your bad habits and toxic behaviors hhmmmMmmMmMmMm????????
Never a moment of peace in this house smh
November 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Never a moment of peace in this house smh
HAPPY ALL HAL-HOES EVE, PUMPKIN FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
HAPPY ALL HAL-HOES EVE, PUMPKIN FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Recommendations acknowledged 😖
October 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Recommendations acknowledged 😖
“Why yes, I do have absurd and cartoonish constipation issues, what makes you ask?”
(My nightly bedtime bowl o’ shittin’ grains)
(My nightly bedtime bowl o’ shittin’ grains)
October 31, 2025 at 4:52 AM
“Why yes, I do have absurd and cartoonish constipation issues, what makes you ask?”
(My nightly bedtime bowl o’ shittin’ grains)
(My nightly bedtime bowl o’ shittin’ grains)
Can confirm @brositter.bsky.social is a very baaaaad (see: fun and good) influence
October 31, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Can confirm @brositter.bsky.social is a very baaaaad (see: fun and good) influence
Oh ffffrick frickin frickety frick ffffffffggghhhh Dad’s gonna kill me…
October 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Oh ffffrick frickin frickety frick ffffffffggghhhh Dad’s gonna kill me…
大きなふわふわおむつ P A M P E R S B A B Y D R Y
October 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
大きなふわふわおむつ P A M P E R S B A B Y D R Y
I’m just like Daddy just like Daddy jus’ wike Daddy juss wiyyyek Dadaaaaa
October 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I’m just like Daddy just like Daddy jus’ wike Daddy juss wiyyyek Dadaaaaa
Thank GOD he’s finally back to normal…managed to flip his voicebox off while he was rinsing me off. So HA.
No way he could possibly get it back on without help 🤭😏
No way he could possibly get it back on without help 🤭😏
October 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Thank GOD he’s finally back to normal…managed to flip his voicebox off while he was rinsing me off. So HA.
No way he could possibly get it back on without help 🤭😏
No way he could possibly get it back on without help 🤭😏
Just at night since he's a fire-hose when he's sleeping. Otherwise, it's change time when it's leak time!
Thankfully, Luvs ALMOST make leaks a thing of the past!
Thankfully, Luvs ALMOST make leaks a thing of the past!
October 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Just at night since he's a fire-hose when he's sleeping. Otherwise, it's change time when it's leak time!
Thankfully, Luvs ALMOST make leaks a thing of the past!
Thankfully, Luvs ALMOST make leaks a thing of the past!
Pheeeee-YEW! I think y’all can tell it’s high time we moseyed off to the watering hole for some fresh chaps!
Well, I’ve gotta go take care of this little stinkbug now, but I’ve got a feeling Ducky’ll be needing a *LOT* of my help now that I’m around. So it’s ta-ta for now! And remember, I love you!
Well, I’ve gotta go take care of this little stinkbug now, but I’ve got a feeling Ducky’ll be needing a *LOT* of my help now that I’m around. So it’s ta-ta for now! And remember, I love you!
October 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Pheeeee-YEW! I think y’all can tell it’s high time we moseyed off to the watering hole for some fresh chaps!
Well, I’ve gotta go take care of this little stinkbug now, but I’ve got a feeling Ducky’ll be needing a *LOT* of my help now that I’m around. So it’s ta-ta for now! And remember, I love you!
Well, I’ve gotta go take care of this little stinkbug now, but I’ve got a feeling Ducky’ll be needing a *LOT* of my help now that I’m around. So it’s ta-ta for now! And remember, I love you!
Oh, I just love being a babysitter! It’s just such super-dee-DUPER fun to watch such a big little cub play pretend!
Look at that rowdy wrangler get up and go! Poor cowpoke had *quite* the muddy trail to ride through.
Buckaroo had somethin’ poppin’ off too…and it weren’t no cowboy six-shooter~ 😏
Look at that rowdy wrangler get up and go! Poor cowpoke had *quite* the muddy trail to ride through.
Buckaroo had somethin’ poppin’ off too…and it weren’t no cowboy six-shooter~ 😏
October 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Oh, I just love being a babysitter! It’s just such super-dee-DUPER fun to watch such a big little cub play pretend!
Look at that rowdy wrangler get up and go! Poor cowpoke had *quite* the muddy trail to ride through.
Buckaroo had somethin’ poppin’ off too…and it weren’t no cowboy six-shooter~ 😏
Look at that rowdy wrangler get up and go! Poor cowpoke had *quite* the muddy trail to ride through.
Buckaroo had somethin’ poppin’ off too…and it weren’t no cowboy six-shooter~ 😏
Aww, why thank you! I’m sure there will be PLENTY of changes.
Little guy’s always pouting about diaper checks but I wouldn’t have to hound him if he didn’t burn through ‘em so fast!
Little guy’s always pouting about diaper checks but I wouldn’t have to hound him if he didn’t burn through ‘em so fast!
October 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Aww, why thank you! I’m sure there will be PLENTY of changes.
Little guy’s always pouting about diaper checks but I wouldn’t have to hound him if he didn’t burn through ‘em so fast!
Little guy’s always pouting about diaper checks but I wouldn’t have to hound him if he didn’t burn through ‘em so fast!
As I was out walkin’ one mornin’ for plea-sure
I saw a young cowboy come buckin’ along
His chaps were thrown off, and his saddle was stinky
And as he approached he was singin’ this song:
“Yippie-ki-yi-yo, get along little dogies
My dia-per needs changin’ so let’s get on home…”
I saw a young cowboy come buckin’ along
His chaps were thrown off, and his saddle was stinky
And as he approached he was singin’ this song:
“Yippie-ki-yi-yo, get along little dogies
My dia-per needs changin’ so let’s get on home…”
October 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
As I was out walkin’ one mornin’ for plea-sure
I saw a young cowboy come buckin’ along
His chaps were thrown off, and his saddle was stinky
And as he approached he was singin’ this song:
“Yippie-ki-yi-yo, get along little dogies
My dia-per needs changin’ so let’s get on home…”
I saw a young cowboy come buckin’ along
His chaps were thrown off, and his saddle was stinky
And as he approached he was singin’ this song:
“Yippie-ki-yi-yo, get along little dogies
My dia-per needs changin’ so let’s get on home…”
🎼Icky-Squishy, Gooey-Ooey
Icky-Squishy, Gooey EWW!
Icky-Squishy, Gooey-Ooey
Look what we can do!
Luvs, Hug-gies, Pam-pers, me-oh-my!
Just the right stuff for an ~oopsie pie~
Slippy-slimy DIAPERS are number one
For having some Icky-Squishy, Goopy, Fun!
EWWWWWWWWW!🎶🎵
Icky-Squishy, Gooey EWW!
Icky-Squishy, Gooey-Ooey
Look what we can do!
Luvs, Hug-gies, Pam-pers, me-oh-my!
Just the right stuff for an ~oopsie pie~
Slippy-slimy DIAPERS are number one
For having some Icky-Squishy, Goopy, Fun!
EWWWWWWWWW!🎶🎵
October 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
🎼Icky-Squishy, Gooey-Ooey
Icky-Squishy, Gooey EWW!
Icky-Squishy, Gooey-Ooey
Look what we can do!
Luvs, Hug-gies, Pam-pers, me-oh-my!
Just the right stuff for an ~oopsie pie~
Slippy-slimy DIAPERS are number one
For having some Icky-Squishy, Goopy, Fun!
EWWWWWWWWW!🎶🎵
Icky-Squishy, Gooey EWW!
Icky-Squishy, Gooey-Ooey
Look what we can do!
Luvs, Hug-gies, Pam-pers, me-oh-my!
Just the right stuff for an ~oopsie pie~
Slippy-slimy DIAPERS are number one
For having some Icky-Squishy, Goopy, Fun!
EWWWWWWWWW!🎶🎵
Sing along if you know the words everybody!
🎼Icky-Squishy, Gooey-Ooey
Icky-Squishy, Gooey EWW!
Icky-Squishy, Gooey-Ooey
Look what we can do!
First up on the icky list,
DIAPERS! Fill ‘em up and squish!
They’re the best, don’t you know?
Raise both paws and let it go! EeeYUCK!
🎼Icky-Squishy, Gooey-Ooey
Icky-Squishy, Gooey EWW!
Icky-Squishy, Gooey-Ooey
Look what we can do!
First up on the icky list,
DIAPERS! Fill ‘em up and squish!
They’re the best, don’t you know?
Raise both paws and let it go! EeeYUCK!
October 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Sing along if you know the words everybody!
🎼Icky-Squishy, Gooey-Ooey
Icky-Squishy, Gooey EWW!
Icky-Squishy, Gooey-Ooey
Look what we can do!
First up on the icky list,
DIAPERS! Fill ‘em up and squish!
They’re the best, don’t you know?
Raise both paws and let it go! EeeYUCK!
🎼Icky-Squishy, Gooey-Ooey
Icky-Squishy, Gooey EWW!
Icky-Squishy, Gooey-Ooey
Look what we can do!
First up on the icky list,
DIAPERS! Fill ‘em up and squish!
They’re the best, don’t you know?
Raise both paws and let it go! EeeYUCK!