I ate an eighth of shrooms and saw Zombieland at midnight when it premiered
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I ate an eighth of shrooms and saw Zombieland at midnight when it premiered
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
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we must eradicate capitalism
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
we must eradicate capitalism
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My wife’s cousin served up crustless cheesecake and I don’t think I’ve ever been as silently irate in my entire life. If I was a a restaurant I’d ask the sever for a glass of milk instead
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
My wife’s cousin served up crustless cheesecake and I don’t think I’ve ever been as silently irate in my entire life. If I was a a restaurant I’d ask the sever for a glass of milk instead
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This appears to be the CNN article: www.cnn.com/2025/12/03/m...
Bulldozed corpses and unmarked graves, CNN investigates the fate of Gaza’s missing aid seekers | CNN
Ammar Wadi knew he was risking his life when he set out to get a bag of flour for his family from an aid truck near the Zikim crossing into Gaza in June.
www.cnn.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
This appears to be the CNN article: www.cnn.com/2025/12/03/m...
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The number of convicted criminals in immigration detention is about 1.8x what it was when Trump took office.
The number of people with no criminal record whatsoever — who are detained solely for immigration reasons — has shot up **25.5x**
open.substack.com/pub/austinko... (via @austinkocher.com)
The number of people with no criminal record whatsoever — who are detained solely for immigration reasons — has shot up **25.5x**
open.substack.com/pub/austinko... (via @austinkocher.com)
December 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The number of convicted criminals in immigration detention is about 1.8x what it was when Trump took office.
The number of people with no criminal record whatsoever — who are detained solely for immigration reasons — has shot up **25.5x**
open.substack.com/pub/austinko... (via @austinkocher.com)
The number of people with no criminal record whatsoever — who are detained solely for immigration reasons — has shot up **25.5x**
open.substack.com/pub/austinko... (via @austinkocher.com)
Russia tried to kill Zelensky in Dublin and this has activated my IRA genes for some reason
December 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Russia tried to kill Zelensky in Dublin and this has activated my IRA genes for some reason
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You'd think us violating Irish neutrality in an apparent attempt to assassinate Zelensky by forcing his plane to crash would be bigger news.
For the Irish for a start.
For the Irish for a start.
December 5, 2025 at 10:25 AM
You'd think us violating Irish neutrality in an apparent attempt to assassinate Zelensky by forcing his plane to crash would be bigger news.
For the Irish for a start.
For the Irish for a start.
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Call them tweets. It’s almost a generic term meaning “short social media post” already. Finish the job. Twitter isn’t even called Twitter anymore. People will know what you mean. Or they won’t, whatever. Just call them tweets.
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Call them tweets. It’s almost a generic term meaning “short social media post” already. Finish the job. Twitter isn’t even called Twitter anymore. People will know what you mean. Or they won’t, whatever. Just call them tweets.
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I like that less than a year after he shit on his friend for a Harlem Shake video he became Blippi
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I like that less than a year after he shit on his friend for a Harlem Shake video he became Blippi
I went to the dispensary and got a 12 pack from the brewery that’s small business Saturday supporting right there
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I went to the dispensary and got a 12 pack from the brewery that’s small business Saturday supporting right there
Dementia Wars
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Dementia Wars
Try this in Philly
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Try this in Philly
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Trump calls Tim Walz “seriously retarded”
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Trump calls Tim Walz “seriously retarded”
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"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
The only AI we should ever have to bail out
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The only AI we should ever have to bail out
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there's that now-famous internet line about how climate change means watching clips of climate disasters on people's phones until you're the one filming it, and it feels like there's some parallel about watching fascist deportation goon squad videos until it's filmed on the streets you recognize
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
there's that now-famous internet line about how climate change means watching clips of climate disasters on people's phones until you're the one filming it, and it feels like there's some parallel about watching fascist deportation goon squad videos until it's filmed on the streets you recognize
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The EPA is starting to allow the use of pesticides containing PFAS on food.
The move is part of an effort to roll back the regulation of what are called "forever chemicals" because they don't break down easily in the environment.
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The EPA is starting to allow the use of pesticides containing PFAS on food.
The move is part of an effort to roll back the regulation of what are called "forever chemicals" because they don't break down easily in the environment.
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the last 15 years of world politics:
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
the last 15 years of world politics:
Why do newborns have seeds in their shit? Iykyk
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Why do newborns have seeds in their shit? Iykyk
Muted “grok” forever. You people can’t let it go
November 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Muted “grok” forever. You people can’t let it go
Sometimes my bidet will randomly decide it has the PSI of a fire hydrant
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Sometimes my bidet will randomly decide it has the PSI of a fire hydrant