Jannely
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I stayed in my deficit today but now it’s late and my stomach is growling 😭
June 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I stayed in my deficit today but now it’s late and my stomach is growling 😭
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Oh, it was *Zelensky* that started the war? Like when a bully claims their victim started the fight because their face hurt his fist?
April 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Oh, it was *Zelensky* that started the war? Like when a bully claims their victim started the fight because their face hurt his fist?
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The Monarch #butterfly embarks on one of nature's most incredible journeys, migrating up to 3,000 miles from #Canada to central #Mexico. These tiny travelers, with wings of vibrant orange, navigate the vast distances using the sun and Earth’s magnetic fields, defying the odds
April 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The Monarch #butterfly embarks on one of nature's most incredible journeys, migrating up to 3,000 miles from #Canada to central #Mexico. These tiny travelers, with wings of vibrant orange, navigate the vast distances using the sun and Earth’s magnetic fields, defying the odds
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Im being freaky all day tomorrow. If you see ass mid-day, then just mute me 🤣😂
February 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Im being freaky all day tomorrow. If you see ass mid-day, then just mute me 🤣😂
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There's another Jurassic Park movie coming? How many more woefully under-prepared expeditions are going to think it's a good idea to go to an island where every other expedition that's ever been there got killed to death by large toothy dinosaurs?
February 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
There's another Jurassic Park movie coming? How many more woefully under-prepared expeditions are going to think it's a good idea to go to an island where every other expedition that's ever been there got killed to death by large toothy dinosaurs?
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maybe now is when I finally watch The Sopranos for the first time
February 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
maybe now is when I finally watch The Sopranos for the first time
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Me four days ago on TikTok: "STOP SPECULATING YOU ASSHOLES. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HELICOPTER FLYING."
Guy in a business meeting with me today: "I just wanted to say, I used to fly Blackhawk helicopters..."
Me: 😶
Him: "...and I really appreciated your tiktok."
Me: 😮💨
Guy in a business meeting with me today: "I just wanted to say, I used to fly Blackhawk helicopters..."
Me: 😶
Him: "...and I really appreciated your tiktok."
Me: 😮💨
February 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Me four days ago on TikTok: "STOP SPECULATING YOU ASSHOLES. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HELICOPTER FLYING."
Guy in a business meeting with me today: "I just wanted to say, I used to fly Blackhawk helicopters..."
Me: 😶
Him: "...and I really appreciated your tiktok."
Me: 😮💨
Guy in a business meeting with me today: "I just wanted to say, I used to fly Blackhawk helicopters..."
Me: 😶
Him: "...and I really appreciated your tiktok."
Me: 😮💨
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There is a certain grief of mourning a future you thought you'd have. For mourning a world you thought would exist. Especially when you weren't expecting much in the first place, just simply hoping for the opportunity.
February 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
There is a certain grief of mourning a future you thought you'd have. For mourning a world you thought would exist. Especially when you weren't expecting much in the first place, just simply hoping for the opportunity.
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The Twitter brigades have been out in force on Reddit lately. #webcomics
February 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The Twitter brigades have been out in force on Reddit lately. #webcomics
Ughh literally forgot to iron this outfit I was gonna wear tomorrow. Now I gotta get ready from scratch (washed my hair tn) AND remember to do that 🥲
February 6, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Ughh literally forgot to iron this outfit I was gonna wear tomorrow. Now I gotta get ready from scratch (washed my hair tn) AND remember to do that 🥲
Rewatching Wandavision to feel something
February 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Rewatching Wandavision to feel something
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Not today, Satan
January 31, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Not today, Satan
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Did you know?
In 1968, 24 Black men in Pittsburgh revolutionized emergency medicine.
The Freedom House Ambulance Service was established to provide emergency medical care to underserved Black neighborhoods—creating the world’s first paramedics.
In 1968, 24 Black men in Pittsburgh revolutionized emergency medicine.
The Freedom House Ambulance Service was established to provide emergency medical care to underserved Black neighborhoods—creating the world’s first paramedics.
February 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Did you know?
In 1968, 24 Black men in Pittsburgh revolutionized emergency medicine.
The Freedom House Ambulance Service was established to provide emergency medical care to underserved Black neighborhoods—creating the world’s first paramedics.
In 1968, 24 Black men in Pittsburgh revolutionized emergency medicine.
The Freedom House Ambulance Service was established to provide emergency medical care to underserved Black neighborhoods—creating the world’s first paramedics.
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Pritzker: "He promised he was gonna lower costs & make us safer. He's done none of it. I realize he's only been in office 2 weeks, but it's gotten worse, not better. You think grocery prices have gone down? No, they've gone up bc of what he's threatening or what he's already put in place"
February 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Pritzker: "He promised he was gonna lower costs & make us safer. He's done none of it. I realize he's only been in office 2 weeks, but it's gotten worse, not better. You think grocery prices have gone down? No, they've gone up bc of what he's threatening or what he's already put in place"
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We’re 12 days into this nightmare and I’m pretty sure that a couple singing a lullaby about Axolotls on TikTok just helped me avoid a panic attack
February 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
We’re 12 days into this nightmare and I’m pretty sure that a couple singing a lullaby about Axolotls on TikTok just helped me avoid a panic attack
I had to park like 3 lanes away in the gym and now I’m here and people are in my personal space
February 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I had to park like 3 lanes away in the gym and now I’m here and people are in my personal space
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"If you get tired
Learn to rest
Not to quit"
Credit Banksy
Fox Friday
Learn to rest
Not to quit"
Credit Banksy
Fox Friday
January 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"If you get tired
Learn to rest
Not to quit"
Credit Banksy
Fox Friday
Learn to rest
Not to quit"
Credit Banksy
Fox Friday
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I wish I decided to ruin my day early today. Nope, I slept in and then wasted time on my phone until I got to work late
Sometimes I’ll go ahead and get online as soon as I wake up because it’s like welp it’s 7:13 so let’s go ahead and get this day ruined already
January 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I wish I decided to ruin my day early today. Nope, I slept in and then wasted time on my phone until I got to work late
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The florist I use for my mom called to tell me he was giving me a free upgrade. He said “I don’t care about money anymore. I only care about beauty.”
If your resistance movement needs a slogan, that’s a pretty good one.
If your resistance movement needs a slogan, that’s a pretty good one.
January 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The florist I use for my mom called to tell me he was giving me a free upgrade. He said “I don’t care about money anymore. I only care about beauty.”
If your resistance movement needs a slogan, that’s a pretty good one.
If your resistance movement needs a slogan, that’s a pretty good one.
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A week later and I can't recall a more unifying event for cinephiles than the death of David Lynch; it feels like this democratizing force that stopped everyone in their tracks regardless of what they watch, how they watch it, etc. The collective mourning as tribute felt like a gain, not a loss.
January 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
A week later and I can't recall a more unifying event for cinephiles than the death of David Lynch; it feels like this democratizing force that stopped everyone in their tracks regardless of what they watch, how they watch it, etc. The collective mourning as tribute felt like a gain, not a loss.