The thing about the relationship between Twitter and journalists is that the biggest impact was felt by the highest-profile and most pampered national writers, who were driven insane by people talking back to them for the first time but too addicted to ever put down the phone. I liked that a lot

This fly is taking a crap

Well that was fucking crazy. Refract

my job is just…tables

this is one of my favorites

I kind of thought I saw this poster in a dream at first. Like a fever dream. I’m gonna try my damndest to spelunk myself down there

im playing with 100 gecs in a cave lol

my cousin just texted the group chat to say her dog bit a cop, a story which is much improved by the fact that her dog looks like this

if you know the history of Graham crackers, it’s fucking hilarious that their most prominent use is in s’mores

this app is basically just the same power users as twitter 🙄 someone needs to finally invent an app where people like my dogshit posts instead

Elon’s business strategy:

what would it look like if you used the full power of your humanity every day?

(Pivoting to being inspirational)

ok now my song is on spotify and YOU should listen to it https://open.spotify.com/track/2iqQUJybYCoLHuoJZrEplj?si=YWVBO6TSQnKOadY_QXn6CA