Puns Intended
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Need a break from the serious stuff? Stick around for a daily dose of one-liners, dad jokes, satire, and puns to lighten your day!
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He said, "Stop going to those places."
November 24, 2024 at 3:08 PM
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He said, "Stop going to those places."
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
November 24, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
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I always take my problems to
Tommy.
Hilfiger something out.
Tommy.
Hilfiger something out.
November 23, 2024 at 12:48 PM
I always take my problems to
Tommy.
Hilfiger something out.
Tommy.
Hilfiger something out.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
November 23, 2024 at 12:11 PM
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
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I was robbed at the gas station today! I called the police and they asked if I knew who did it?
I said yes, pump #6.
I said yes, pump #6.
November 23, 2024 at 9:13 AM
I was robbed at the gas station today! I called the police and they asked if I knew who did it?
I said yes, pump #6.
I said yes, pump #6.
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Tribal Leaders Intrigued by Talk of Immigrant Mass Deportations: bit.ly/4eHpsDM
November 18, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Tribal Leaders Intrigued by Talk of Immigrant Mass Deportations: bit.ly/4eHpsDM
If you’re reading this, congratulations - you’ve just found the funniest new account on Bluesky.
I’m new here… Now, where are all my future best friends hiding?
I’m new here… Now, where are all my future best friends hiding?
November 23, 2024 at 7:19 AM
If you’re reading this, congratulations - you’ve just found the funniest new account on Bluesky.
I’m new here… Now, where are all my future best friends hiding?
I’m new here… Now, where are all my future best friends hiding?
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I’ve got a chip on my shoulder about people saying I’m a messy eater.
November 19, 2024 at 5:04 PM
I’ve got a chip on my shoulder about people saying I’m a messy eater.
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I just passed my introductory apiarist exam. I got a bee.
November 20, 2024 at 8:21 PM
I just passed my introductory apiarist exam. I got a bee.
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My therapist says I'm too judgmental. I told her, "You don't even know me."
November 19, 2024 at 7:07 AM
My therapist says I'm too judgmental. I told her, "You don't even know me."
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What do you call corn that joins the army? Kernel.
October 22, 2023 at 1:06 PM
What do you call corn that joins the army? Kernel.
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#joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny
June 14, 2023 at 11:41 PM
#joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny
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My wife asked me, "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating?"
So I took her to dinner and a movie then dropped her off at her parents' house.
So I took her to dinner and a movie then dropped her off at her parents' house.
November 22, 2024 at 4:56 PM
My wife asked me, "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating?"
So I took her to dinner and a movie then dropped her off at her parents' house.
So I took her to dinner and a movie then dropped her off at her parents' house.
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I just had a physical. The doctor said, "Don't eat anything fatty.”
I said, "Like bacon and burgers?"
"No fatty, don't eat anything!"
I said, "Like bacon and burgers?"
"No fatty, don't eat anything!"
November 22, 2024 at 2:04 PM
I just had a physical. The doctor said, "Don't eat anything fatty.”
I said, "Like bacon and burgers?"
"No fatty, don't eat anything!"
I said, "Like bacon and burgers?"
"No fatty, don't eat anything!"