Puns Intended
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Puns Intended
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Need a break from the serious stuff? Stick around for a daily dose of one-liners, dad jokes, satire, and puns to lighten your day!
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He said, "Stop going to those places."
November 24, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
November 24, 2024 at 3:08 PM
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I always take my problems to
Tommy.

Hilfiger something out.
November 23, 2024 at 12:48 PM
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
November 23, 2024 at 12:11 PM
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I was robbed at the gas station today! I called the police and they asked if I knew who did it?

I said yes, pump #6.
November 23, 2024 at 9:13 AM
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Tribal Leaders Intrigued by Talk of Immigrant Mass Deportations: bit.ly/4eHpsDM
November 18, 2024 at 9:19 PM
If you’re reading this, congratulations - you’ve just found the funniest new account on Bluesky.

I’m new here… Now, where are all my future best friends hiding?
November 23, 2024 at 7:19 AM
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I’ve got a chip on my shoulder about people saying I’m a messy eater.
November 19, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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I just passed my introductory apiarist exam. I got a bee.
November 20, 2024 at 8:21 PM
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My therapist says I'm too judgmental. I told her, "You don't even know me."
November 19, 2024 at 7:07 AM
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What do you call corn that joins the army? Kernel.
October 22, 2023 at 1:06 PM
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#joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny
June 14, 2023 at 11:41 PM
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My wife asked me, "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating?"

So I took her to dinner and a movie then dropped her off at her parents' house.
November 22, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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I just had a physical. The doctor said, "Don't eat anything fatty.”

I said, "Like bacon and burgers?"

"No fatty, don't eat anything!"
November 22, 2024 at 2:04 PM