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The right is melting down over a fake Fox story that the Biden Administration is going to limit alcohol to two beers a week. Wait till I tell them it’s gotta be just two Bud Lights.
It must be painful to be this stupid.
It must be painful to be this stupid.
August 31, 2023 at 8:39 PM
The right is melting down over a fake Fox story that the Biden Administration is going to limit alcohol to two beers a week. Wait till I tell them it’s gotta be just two Bud Lights.
It must be painful to be this stupid.
It must be painful to be this stupid.
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June 14, 2023 at 11:41 PM
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“Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing,” I said to my wife.
She said, “Wear your own then.” :)
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She said, “Wear your own then.” :)
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June 7, 2023 at 6:33 AM
“Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing,” I said to my wife.
She said, “Wear your own then.” :)
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She said, “Wear your own then.” :)
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Ha ha
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June 2, 2023 at 7:14 AM
Ha ha
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Who's addicted and who's learning
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June 1, 2023 at 6:49 PM
Who's addicted and who's learning
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June 1, 2023 at 6:32 AM
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I already was having a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary.
It just goes from bad to worse.
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It just goes from bad to worse.
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June 1, 2023 at 3:06 AM
I already was having a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary.
It just goes from bad to worse.
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It just goes from bad to worse.
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June 1, 2023 at 1:05 AM
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A chemist froze himself at -273.15 C, and everyone said he was crazy.
It turned out he was 0K.
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It turned out he was 0K.
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May 30, 2023 at 9:46 PM
A chemist froze himself at -273.15 C, and everyone said he was crazy.
It turned out he was 0K.
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It turned out he was 0K.
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May 30, 2023 at 4:50 AM
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Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
That's just how I roll.
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That's just how I roll.
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May 30, 2023 at 4:13 AM
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
That's just how I roll.
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That's just how I roll.
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Thanks for explaining the word 'Plethora' to me.
It means a lot.
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It means a lot.
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May 29, 2023 at 4:41 PM
Thanks for explaining the word 'Plethora' to me.
It means a lot.
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It means a lot.
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What did the fish say when it swam into the wall 🧱?
Dam!
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Dam!
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May 29, 2023 at 2:57 AM
What did the fish say when it swam into the wall 🧱?
Dam!
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Dam!
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May 27, 2023 at 2:32 AM
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A Mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad.
Bartender asks what's wrong.
Mobius strip: Where do I even start?
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Bartender asks what's wrong.
Mobius strip: Where do I even start?
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May 22, 2023 at 3:15 AM
A Mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad.
Bartender asks what's wrong.
Mobius strip: Where do I even start?
(Please repost if you liked it!)
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Bartender asks what's wrong.
Mobius strip: Where do I even start?
(Please repost if you liked it!)
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What do you get when you mix human DNA with sheep DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
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Kicked out of the petting zoo.
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May 22, 2023 at 1:34 AM
What do you get when you mix human DNA with sheep DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
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Kicked out of the petting zoo.
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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May 21, 2023 at 2:31 AM
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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My boss really hates it when I shorten his name to Dick…
Mostly because his name is Steve…
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Mostly because his name is Steve…
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May 20, 2023 at 6:59 PM
My boss really hates it when I shorten his name to Dick…
Mostly because his name is Steve…
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Mostly because his name is Steve…
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May 20, 2023 at 4:58 AM
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In Tokyo yesterday, I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza".
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
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Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
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May 19, 2023 at 9:12 PM
In Tokyo yesterday, I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza".
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
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Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
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After dinner, my wife asked if I could clear the table.
I needed a running start, but I did it by like 2 inches!
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I needed a running start, but I did it by like 2 inches!
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May 19, 2023 at 7:02 PM
After dinner, my wife asked if I could clear the table.
I needed a running start, but I did it by like 2 inches!
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I needed a running start, but I did it by like 2 inches!
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Al Pacino’s brother, Cap, is famous for his coffee.
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May 19, 2023 at 4:38 AM
Al Pacino’s brother, Cap, is famous for his coffee.
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May 19, 2023 at 4:04 AM
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Our electricity company has just disconnected us.
Now we are powerless to do anything about it.
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Now we are powerless to do anything about it.
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May 19, 2023 at 12:35 AM
Our electricity company has just disconnected us.
Now we are powerless to do anything about it.
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Now we are powerless to do anything about it.
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.
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Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.
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May 19, 2023 at 12:13 AM
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.
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Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.
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