drewtoothpaste
@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
author of Toothpaste For Dinner, Married To The Sea, @dasharez0ne.bsky.social etc.
my podcast with @nataliedee.bsky.social: https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity
my shirts: dashare.zone / drewtoothpaste.com
vocals for HELL ORBS: dendycrew.com
my podcast with @nataliedee.bsky.social: https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity
my shirts: dashare.zone / drewtoothpaste.com
vocals for HELL ORBS: dendycrew.com
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how we envisioned the dark future: you wear leather and buy brain stims from a small store in an alley. your wrist computer helps you hack
actual dark future: your $89 pants rip after 8 wears. adderall shortage. your wrist computer makes you stand up hourly and buzzes with email from your boss
actual dark future: your $89 pants rip after 8 wears. adderall shortage. your wrist computer makes you stand up hourly and buzzes with email from your boss
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the pictures guinness world records takes when they give out the “oldest living person” awards are funnier than i think they intend them to be
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
the pictures guinness world records takes when they give out the “oldest living person” awards are funnier than i think they intend them to be
(my comic, from Married To The Sea)
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
(my comic, from Married To The Sea)
no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
no money for politicians
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These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
Guy who won't stop using spotify even when the CEO spends $600,000,000 on AI war equipment, because it's too much effort to him to listen to music literally any other way: We Won't Take This Any More! There Will Be A Revolution!
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Guy who won't stop using spotify even when the CEO spends $600,000,000 on AI war equipment, because it's too much effort to him to listen to music literally any other way: We Won't Take This Any More! There Will Be A Revolution!
holy shit look at this fucking dumbass
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
holy shit look at this fucking dumbass
first half-gallon jar of dried trimmed flowers. these will stay in the jar for a few months to cure 🌱
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
first half-gallon jar of dried trimmed flowers. these will stay in the jar for a few months to cure 🌱
stephen king wrote The Jaunt after trimming weed plants. he got bored and smoked some weed halfway through, unaware that this makes it take even longer
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
stephen king wrote The Jaunt after trimming weed plants. he got bored and smoked some weed halfway through, unaware that this makes it take even longer
worst things to happen in life:
3. death
2. sock got wet
1. accidentally download movie in "UHD" instead of 1080p
3. death
2. sock got wet
1. accidentally download movie in "UHD" instead of 1080p
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
worst things to happen in life:
3. death
2. sock got wet
1. accidentally download movie in "UHD" instead of 1080p
3. death
2. sock got wet
1. accidentally download movie in "UHD" instead of 1080p
after three days the chickens have learned to tolerate me standing near the coop and filming them
November 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
after three days the chickens have learned to tolerate me standing near the coop and filming them
over a thousand bucks raised so far (plus however much given by people who didn't share their donation amounts.) find your local foodbank at www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
GIVE A FEW BUCK'S TO YOU'RE LOCAL FOOD BANK MOTHER FUCKER - LOOK IT UP HERE IF U DONT KNOW WHERE TO FIND ONE www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo... - TELL EM ADMIN SENT YA - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
over a thousand bucks raised so far (plus however much given by people who didn't share their donation amounts.) find your local foodbank at www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
the best evidence for the existence of an ineffable soul, each of us having a subjective experience linked to the physical body yet separate from it, is that billionaires clearly lack one, dead-eyed in darkness, begging the computer to love them, as if they would be able to feel if it did
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
the best evidence for the existence of an ineffable soul, each of us having a subjective experience linked to the physical body yet separate from it, is that billionaires clearly lack one, dead-eyed in darkness, begging the computer to love them, as if they would be able to feel if it did
if you enjoy my comics i would enjoy your support at www.patreon.com/join/drewtoo...
November 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
if you enjoy my comics i would enjoy your support at www.patreon.com/join/drewtoo...
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November 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
all posts should be Bluesky Labeled with how the poster currently smells. the phone should smell them and tell us
November 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
all posts should be Bluesky Labeled with how the poster currently smells. the phone should smell them and tell us
i've been told it is technically called a "coop" but here is a photo of our new chickens entering their gooncave
November 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
i've been told it is technically called a "coop" but here is a photo of our new chickens entering their gooncave
no it's not
AI pioneers claim human-level general intelligence is already here on.ft.com/3JERVRg
AI pioneers claim human-level general intelligence is already here
Tech leaders say systems now rival human intelligence in key tasks, further fuelling the superintelligence debate
on.ft.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
no it's not
🚨EMERGENCY EPISODE⚠️
corporations are watching you pee and poop! they are installing cameras in your toilet!!! this episode is free for the public to listen to at patreon.com/garbagebrain...
corporations are watching you pee and poop! they are installing cameras in your toilet!!! this episode is free for the public to listen to at patreon.com/garbagebrain...
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
🚨EMERGENCY EPISODE⚠️
corporations are watching you pee and poop! they are installing cameras in your toilet!!! this episode is free for the public to listen to at patreon.com/garbagebrain...
corporations are watching you pee and poop! they are installing cameras in your toilet!!! this episode is free for the public to listen to at patreon.com/garbagebrain...
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The two inevitable technologies that VC ends up reinventing are phrenology and the bus.
bro are you fucking kidding me
November 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The two inevitable technologies that VC ends up reinventing are phrenology and the bus.
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FRANK BOOTH: straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker!
CHATGPT: Wow! 🤯 that was a really passionate statement! You clearly have thought deeply about what love means!
CHATGPT: Wow! 🤯 that was a really passionate statement! You clearly have thought deeply about what love means!
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
FRANK BOOTH: straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker!
CHATGPT: Wow! 🤯 that was a really passionate statement! You clearly have thought deeply about what love means!
CHATGPT: Wow! 🤯 that was a really passionate statement! You clearly have thought deeply about what love means!