drewtoothpaste
@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
author of Toothpaste For Dinner, Married To The Sea, @dasharez0ne.bsky.social etc.
my podcast with @nataliedee.bsky.social: https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity
my shirts: dashare.zone / drewtoothpaste.com
vocals for HELL ORBS: dendycrew.com
my podcast with @nataliedee.bsky.social: https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity
my shirts: dashare.zone / drewtoothpaste.com
vocals for HELL ORBS: dendycrew.com
(my comic, from Married To The Sea)
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
(my comic, from Married To The Sea)
no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
no money for politicians
holy shit look at this fucking dumbass
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
holy shit look at this fucking dumbass
first half-gallon jar of dried trimmed flowers. these will stay in the jar for a few months to cure 🌱
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
first half-gallon jar of dried trimmed flowers. these will stay in the jar for a few months to cure 🌱
after three days the chickens have learned to tolerate me standing near the coop and filming them
November 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
after three days the chickens have learned to tolerate me standing near the coop and filming them
i've been told it is technically called a "coop" but here is a photo of our new chickens entering their gooncave
November 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
i've been told it is technically called a "coop" but here is a photo of our new chickens entering their gooncave
🚨EMERGENCY EPISODE⚠️
corporations are watching you pee and poop! they are installing cameras in your toilet!!! this episode is free for the public to listen to at patreon.com/garbagebrain...
corporations are watching you pee and poop! they are installing cameras in your toilet!!! this episode is free for the public to listen to at patreon.com/garbagebrain...
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
🚨EMERGENCY EPISODE⚠️
corporations are watching you pee and poop! they are installing cameras in your toilet!!! this episode is free for the public to listen to at patreon.com/garbagebrain...
corporations are watching you pee and poop! they are installing cameras in your toilet!!! this episode is free for the public to listen to at patreon.com/garbagebrain...
if you become friends with a local wizard you can give him fresh herbs and ask him to craft you health potions. these contain wormwood, lemon balm, hyssop, fennel and anise
November 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
if you become friends with a local wizard you can give him fresh herbs and ask him to craft you health potions. these contain wormwood, lemon balm, hyssop, fennel and anise
i wonder why that is, ACA Insurance Selector Portal. do you think it could be that health insurance for a family of three costs more than a mortgage and a car loan put together
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
i wonder why that is, ACA Insurance Selector Portal. do you think it could be that health insurance for a family of three costs more than a mortgage and a car loan put together
cooking up eight gallons of gruel. come thru
November 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
cooking up eight gallons of gruel. come thru
this is from my kid's schoolwork. they are not congruent but if we're tagging ourselves then i call squished deer
November 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
this is from my kid's schoolwork. they are not congruent but if we're tagging ourselves then i call squished deer
the CEO thought process
November 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
the CEO thought process
no offense but your machine sucks at that dude
November 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
no offense but your machine sucks at that dude
american healthcare
November 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
american healthcare
i will never rate any app in the app store
November 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
i will never rate any app in the app store
only got a couple Toothpaste For Dinner original art pages left! get yours here: drewtoothpaste.com
October 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
only got a couple Toothpaste For Dinner original art pages left! get yours here: drewtoothpaste.com
a lot of people would say to throw this guy into a vat of molten metal. not me. i would try to reach across the aisle and allow him to be used to create SkyNet, as long as he promised that he would stop creating SkyNet if it made terminators that were too evil. it's called bipartisan compromise
October 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
a lot of people would say to throw this guy into a vat of molten metal. not me. i would try to reach across the aisle and allow him to be used to create SkyNet, as long as he promised that he would stop creating SkyNet if it made terminators that were too evil. it's called bipartisan compromise
