Draconacticus
@draconacticus.bsky.social
Physicist, environmentalist, inventor, secularist, kickboxing kung fu enthusiast, insufferable lefty, potty mouth and rock/metal aficionado.
He/him
Talk slowly. I get hit in the head a lot.
He/him
Talk slowly. I get hit in the head a lot.
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Draconacticus
@draconacticus.bsky.social
· Nov 11
That feel when you realise chimpans A to Y never made it.
Don't rate Halloween as a horror movie tbh.
There. I said it.
There. I said it.
a dog and a sheep are sitting next to each other on a couch .
ALT: a dog and a sheep are sitting next to each other on a couch .
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November 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Don't rate Halloween as a horror movie tbh.
There. I said it.
There. I said it.
Happy Halloween everyone!
Terrors of the season to you all!
Terrors of the season to you all!
a black and white photo of a white cat peeking out of a doorway .
ALT: a black and white photo of a white cat peeking out of a doorway .
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October 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Happy Halloween everyone!
Terrors of the season to you all!
Terrors of the season to you all!
My wife's just described a colleague as "a bone on a dog".
No idea.
No idea.
October 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My wife's just described a colleague as "a bone on a dog".
No idea.
No idea.
Today my wife is celebrating Diwali by creating a fresh argument with her mother.
Happy Diwali everyone!
Happy Diwali everyone!
October 20, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Today my wife is celebrating Diwali by creating a fresh argument with her mother.
Happy Diwali everyone!
Happy Diwali everyone!
11 years to the day. You would have been ten and big sister to two crazy girls.
We only got to hold you once to say goodbye, but we'll never forget you Rowan xxx
#BLAW #BLAW2025 #BabyLossAwarenessWeek
We only got to hold you once to say goodbye, but we'll never forget you Rowan xxx
#BLAW #BLAW2025 #BabyLossAwarenessWeek
a candle is lit up in the dark with a single flame coming out of it
ALT: a candle is lit up in the dark with a single flame coming out of it
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October 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
11 years to the day. You would have been ten and big sister to two crazy girls.
We only got to hold you once to say goodbye, but we'll never forget you Rowan xxx
#BLAW #BLAW2025 #BabyLossAwarenessWeek
We only got to hold you once to say goodbye, but we'll never forget you Rowan xxx
#BLAW #BLAW2025 #BabyLossAwarenessWeek
Someone's trying to open the hell-mouth in Chorlton. Again.
October 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Someone's trying to open the hell-mouth in Chorlton. Again.
Whoa! What's with all the new followers?
Am I on a new list?
Am I on a new list?
October 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Whoa! What's with all the new followers?
Am I on a new list?
Am I on a new list?
My Jilly Cooper story...
I worked in Dixons, Cheltenham, for a miserable two weeks over Christmas when I was a student.
Jilly Cooper came in and whilst I was sticking security tags on joysticks she shot me a smile that a hungry man would give a plate of chips.
Still gives me nightmares.
I worked in Dixons, Cheltenham, for a miserable two weeks over Christmas when I was a student.
Jilly Cooper came in and whilst I was sticking security tags on joysticks she shot me a smile that a hungry man would give a plate of chips.
Still gives me nightmares.
October 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
My Jilly Cooper story...
I worked in Dixons, Cheltenham, for a miserable two weeks over Christmas when I was a student.
Jilly Cooper came in and whilst I was sticking security tags on joysticks she shot me a smile that a hungry man would give a plate of chips.
Still gives me nightmares.
I worked in Dixons, Cheltenham, for a miserable two weeks over Christmas when I was a student.
Jilly Cooper came in and whilst I was sticking security tags on joysticks she shot me a smile that a hungry man would give a plate of chips.
Still gives me nightmares.
Reposted by Draconacticus
Day 278 of #365DaysOfSmiles
Boy saves cat from science experiment
Boy saves cat from science experiment
October 5, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Day 278 of #365DaysOfSmiles
Boy saves cat from science experiment
Boy saves cat from science experiment
Reposted by Draconacticus
Sad to hear she’s kicked the bouquet…
October 3, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Sad to hear she’s kicked the bouquet…
Not entirely convinced he thought through the placement of his bombs.
October 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Not entirely convinced he thought through the placement of his bombs.
Hats off to Starbucks for the design of their ghost cookies.
They really put the willies up.
They really put the willies up.
October 2, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Hats off to Starbucks for the design of their ghost cookies.
They really put the willies up.
They really put the willies up.
Bloody awful here.
August 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Bloody awful here.
My enemies will be distressed to learn that my life has dramatically improved in the last 24 hours.
August 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
My enemies will be distressed to learn that my life has dramatically improved in the last 24 hours.
Does everyone else have friends who just completely vanished after you left school... no contact with anyone, no social media presence ever?
Did you ever find out why?
Did you ever find out why?
a little girl in a white shirt is going down an orange slide
ALT: a little girl in a white shirt is going down an orange slide
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July 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Does everyone else have friends who just completely vanished after you left school... no contact with anyone, no social media presence ever?
Did you ever find out why?
Did you ever find out why?
At the Swimming Baths for youngest's lesson.
33C.
Indoors.
33C.
Indoors.
July 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
At the Swimming Baths for youngest's lesson.
33C.
Indoors.
33C.
Indoors.
Reposted by Draconacticus
COMPETITION TIME! I can’t sell this Japanese inspired Vader print (it has faint scratches). If you’d like to win it please RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner Fri 4th 1pm.
You can find more of my prints, tees and mugs here www.infinitebacon.com
Thank you and good luck!
You can find more of my prints, tees and mugs here www.infinitebacon.com
Thank you and good luck!
July 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
COMPETITION TIME! I can’t sell this Japanese inspired Vader print (it has faint scratches). If you’d like to win it please RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner Fri 4th 1pm.
You can find more of my prints, tees and mugs here www.infinitebacon.com
Thank you and good luck!
You can find more of my prints, tees and mugs here www.infinitebacon.com
Thank you and good luck!
Reposted by Draconacticus
The bill eliminates the $200 registration fee for gun silencers, short-barreled rifles, short-barreled shotguns & other easily concealable guns (that actually goes towards registering, background checks, etc)
It adds fees for dialysis patients to be able to receive necessary treatment to stay alive
It adds fees for dialysis patients to be able to receive necessary treatment to stay alive
$35 per treatment co-pay for dialysis.
$105 a week just to stay alive.
Irredeemable country.
$105 a week just to stay alive.
Irredeemable country.
The so-called ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ that passed the Senate today is a giant leap backward for people living with kidney disease. NKF urges Congress to reject these harmful provisions. www.kidney.org/press-room/b...
July 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The bill eliminates the $200 registration fee for gun silencers, short-barreled rifles, short-barreled shotguns & other easily concealable guns (that actually goes towards registering, background checks, etc)
It adds fees for dialysis patients to be able to receive necessary treatment to stay alive
It adds fees for dialysis patients to be able to receive necessary treatment to stay alive
Reason #987 of Why I Love Living in Manchester: it's a tropical paradise
July 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Reason #987 of Why I Love Living in Manchester: it's a tropical paradise
Vorspringy boingy Technik
June 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Vorspringy boingy Technik
No one wears veruca socks these days because of woke.
June 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
No one wears veruca socks these days because of woke.
Not my hocus, not my pocus
Not my fury, not my road
Not my space, not my balls
June 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Not my hocus, not my pocus
Can't even call people a cunt in meetings now because of woke.
June 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Can't even call people a cunt in meetings now because of woke.
Bit late to open up a murder inquiry now lads.
June 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Bit late to open up a murder inquiry now lads.