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Draconacticus
@draconacticus.bsky.social
Physicist, environmentalist, inventor, secularist, kickboxing kung fu enthusiast, insufferable lefty, potty mouth and rock/metal aficionado.

He/him

Talk slowly. I get hit in the head a lot.
Someone's trying to open the hell-mouth in Chorlton. Again.
October 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Not entirely convinced he thought through the placement of his bombs.
October 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
October 2, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Hats off to Starbucks for the design of their ghost cookies.

They really put the willies up.
October 2, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Bloody awful here.
August 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
My enemies will be distressed to learn that my life has dramatically improved in the last 24 hours.
August 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Well, he is rock n roll royalty.
July 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
At the Swimming Baths for youngest's lesson.

33C.

Indoors.
July 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
They may just be right.
July 8, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Reason #987 of Why I Love Living in Manchester: it's a tropical paradise
July 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Vorspringy boingy Technik
June 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Afternoon
June 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Bit late to open up a murder inquiry now lads.
June 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The rate at which we're decarbonising has been a great success story.
June 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
A ‘05 V6 Clio Twin Turbo?
June 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
FANNY!
June 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The reason they poured the cement in was to try to get the ping pong ball out.
June 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Asked Google AI to make me a picture of what I envisaged is under my kids' school...

Smaug asleep on a treasure pile of lost school cardigans and water bottles.

Very pleased with the result!
June 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
One of my ambitions is to make a working Count Duckula cuckoo clock.

One day. One day.
May 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Oh?
May 30, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Have fun with your righteous indignation, buddy.
May 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Serving up another classic tea
May 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
New conspiracy theory just dropped on local FB page.

Men are having haircuts. Something going on 🤔
April 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
"Gryffindor!"
April 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Roses are red
My pajamas are silky
Hoist up your nightdress
And...
April 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM