Common Rarity
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Well informed without reading or listening. All by osmosis.
Well informed without reading or listening. All by osmosis.
How much is sinking into this black hole?
The Dallas City Council approved buying large portions of the old Dallas Morning News campus for nearly $52 million Wednesday to save the Kay Bailey Hutchison Convention Center project.
Dallas City Council approves $52M purchase of old DMN building for convention center
The City Council voted 13-2, with Mayor Eric Johnson and council member Cara Mendelsohn voting against the purchase.
www.dallasnews.com
April 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
How much is sinking into this black hole?
Trump’s pie hole opens and I lose $70,000
April 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Trump’s pie hole opens and I lose $70,000
Objection: assumes facts not in evidence.
March 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Objection: assumes facts not in evidence.
Are they going to swap Epstein stories?
“Sorry, chap, you’ve got to take one for the team,” the King said.
King Charles Downgrades Trump’s State Visit to Lunch with Prince Andrew
“Sorry, chap, you’ve got to take one for the team," the King told Andrew.
www.borowitzreport.com
March 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Are they going to swap Epstein stories?
This wasn’t a Biden rule. Congress passed this with overwhelming majorities of both parties. Congress can undo it but POTUSky can’t
March 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This wasn’t a Biden rule. Congress passed this with overwhelming majorities of both parties. Congress can undo it but POTUSky can’t
Great first month. I’m SOOOO tired of this kind of winning
March 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Great first month. I’m SOOOO tired of this kind of winning
The Traitors Table
Lindsey Graham dining with Trump at Mar-a-Lago last night. Trump uses velvet ropes to keep his club members away from him.
March 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The Traitors Table
So that Landlord story was a fig leaf to hide the FUCK OFF DALLAS sign.
Update: Neiman Marcus’ downtown store is still slated to close at the end of March, even after Dallas city and business leaders worked to resolve a landlord dispute.
Saks still plans to close downtown Neiman Marcus despite efforts to resolve lease issue
Neiman Marcus' downtown Dallas store has been an iconic part of the heart of Dallas for more than a century.
www.dallasnews.com
February 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So that Landlord story was a fig leaf to hide the FUCK OFF DALLAS sign.
Reposted by Common Rarity
February 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Today, no Doonesbury at all in Dallas Morning News.
The Dallas Morning News wouldn’t print this, so here you go. www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2...
Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 19, 2025 | GoComics.com
www.gocomics.com
February 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Today, no Doonesbury at all in Dallas Morning News.
Ask Czechoslovakia. Ukraine will get over being sold out. In 70 years.
Today, President Trump called our enemy, Russia, before calling our ally, Ukraine.
Meanwhile, his Secretary of Defense, ruled out a future for Ukraine in NATO and a restoration of Ukrainian sovereignty over its own lands.
Meanwhile, his Secretary of Defense, ruled out a future for Ukraine in NATO and a restoration of Ukrainian sovereignty over its own lands.
February 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Ask Czechoslovakia. Ukraine will get over being sold out. In 70 years.
To prove this is a capitalist country, we give the Super Bowl trophy to the Owner
February 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
To prove this is a capitalist country, we give the Super Bowl trophy to the Owner
Is it too soon to remind you that Republicans can’t govern.
December 20, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Is it too soon to remind you that Republicans can’t govern.
Oh, one of them passed his Econ exam
November 30, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Oh, one of them passed his Econ exam
I’ve given thanks. When do we start airing grievances?
a group of men are sitting at a table in a diner
ALT: a group of men are sitting at a table in a diner
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2024 at 1:53 AM
I’ve given thanks. When do we start airing grievances?
Harding was also of diminished intellect
History repeats.
In late February 1921, 2 weeks before taking office as POTUS, Warren Harding writes a letter to the richest man in America, William Randolph Hearst, thanking him for helping him win the presidency with favorable coverage in major newspapers he owned & begging for his advice.
In late February 1921, 2 weeks before taking office as POTUS, Warren Harding writes a letter to the richest man in America, William Randolph Hearst, thanking him for helping him win the presidency with favorable coverage in major newspapers he owned & begging for his advice.
November 30, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Harding was also of diminished intellect
And Texans give thanks we’ve never been to South Carolina
I don’t always wake up happy, but I always wake up happy I don’t live in Texas.
November 25, 2024 at 10:26 PM
And Texans give thanks we’ve never been to South Carolina