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I don't watch a ton of wrestling anymore but as a kid I went crazy anytime Leaping Lanny Poffo did a standing dropkick.
I'm always a sucker for a really good dropkick.
December 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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“Coordinated” is not a word you can use to accurately describe the Eagles’ offense.
December 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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A ranking of who’s and what’s to blame for the Eagles’ offense

www.bleedinggreennation.com/news/165155/...
My official ranking of who’s and what’s to blame for the Eagles’ offense
Kevin Patullo? Nick Sirianni? Jalen Hurts? The offensive line? All of the above.
www.bleedinggreennation.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Eagles-Bears Film Review: Genuinely don’t understand how Kevin Patullo is still running this offense

www.bleedinggreennation.com/philadelphia...
Eagles-Bears Film Review: Genuinely don’t understand how Kevin Patullo is still running this offense
All-22 analysis from Philadelphia’s Week 13 loss.
www.bleedinggreennation.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Does the Eagles' offense want to win this game
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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HALFTIME: Bears 10, Eagles 3.

This is now 72 minutes without a TD for the Eagles.

There's a lot of defiance against criticism in the building right now, but not enough answers on offense.

This will be a critical second half for the Eagles.
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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#Eagles penalty to first-down ratio remains quite bad.

Through four drives, they've got two first downs and three offensive penalties.
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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The Eagles got the ball at their own 35 with 2:47 left, ran one play, let the clock run down to the 2 minute warning. Pathetic.
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Eagles running out the clock to the two-minute warning because they're too afraid their offense will go three-and-out quickly and give the ball back to the Bears with lots of time.

Fear-based head coach.
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Obviously, that is an awful OPI call.
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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It's so weird to see an offense with a scheme?
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Bears play a "Come take this first down with ease" soft zone, DeVonta Smith wide open, Hurts misses him, Eagles settle for 3. Don't know if Hurts expected DeVonta to stop and sit or if that's just an awful throw, but either way, yuck.
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Really bad miss by Jalen Hurts. DeVonta Smith wide open and QB threw behind him.
November 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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#Eagles offensive consistency metrics
40.2% success% (25th), worst since '05
42.5% pass success (22nd), worst since '20
38.5% rush success (22nd), worst since '14
70.4% series conversion% (24th), worst since '20
33.3% 3 & out rate (32nd), worst of any NFL team since 2014 Raiders
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Even when the Eagles’ offense is working, it falls apart once the opponent makes a few adjustments. That isn’t a talent issue. That’s coaching.
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Nick Sirianni was asked about his decision to not at least try to get points at the end of the first half.

(Somehow not enough time left for the Eagles to score but also too much that the Cowboys could?)
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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The Eagles have some really stubborn weird stink on them on and off the field. Can’t see how it ends well.
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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This is the issue when you just play so risk adverse and can not make adjustments.
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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The Eagles scored 21 points in the first 18 minutes. Looking like they'll go the last 42 mins scoring 0.
November 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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We can talk about the OC, but this has the fucking HC's fingerprints all over it, this is how he wants to play; the guy that won the Super Bowl by pressing the gas against Washington and KC.
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Just mind bogglingly dumb.
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Can’t wait to hear Sirianni’s BS after this.
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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That was a pathetically coached game by the Eagles. They had a good initial offensive game plan, which worked. And then they just took their foot off the gas against a team capable of scoring points, and asked Daddy (Vic) to save the day again when it went stale.
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Note to the Eagles Postgame Live crew: you can’t keep running the ball if you don’t ever gain yardage.
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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The offense was moving, A.J. Brown was involved, the defense was dominating the turnover battle...

And then the Eagles just tossed all of that and lost.

That was embarrassing.

www.phillyvoice.com/eagles-cowbo...
The pivotal plays from Eagles' embarrassing collapse to the Cowboys
The Eagles' defense was dominant, Jalen Hurts and the offense built up a 21-0 lead, and then it was all gone.
www.phillyvoice.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM