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Roll Tide!
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I suspect that the Eagles are playing opossum with the rest of the NFL right now. Not showing anything, saving themselves for when they'll really need it. 17 games is unsustainable.
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
So much for F1 "excitement." As soon as Norris went wide in turn one and Verstappen took the lead, I went to bed.
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Why isn't there a trillion dollar class-action lawsuit against Meta for the Facebook scam ads?
November 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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all i wanted was a world where I could talk about politics with my friends without ever discussing two presidents giving each other blowjobs but woke took that away too.
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Vicarious trauma... Maynard of Tool nailed this 30 years ago.
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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if i were a would-be dictator whose only civilian check on power had been consumed by total-complete partisan loyalty, something i would definitely do is call an unprecedented in-person meeting of the only people who could stop me and then proceed to illustrate why they should stop me
September 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
They're trying to steer us to a place where pedophilia among the rich and powerful is acceptable.
September 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
GWAR is having a moment and I'm all for it. Finally being recognized for what they've done for forty years.
September 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
FUCK!!!

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August 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Google: We're going to block side-loading on Android because you can get all the garbage you need straight from the app store.
August 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I have also been killed by Cape Buffalo while playing theHunter: Call of the Wild.
August 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
So Business Insider is just more Buzzfeed-like AI slop? Oh, joy...
August 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
With all the AI slop and paywalls, it's on life support for sure.
They're gonna just full up kill the internet huh
July 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Why are we stuck subsidizing this?
“[I]t is possible to trace the price hikes in these cities to a specific source: the boom in data centers… They consume huge amounts of electricity, and, as they proliferate, the surging demand for electricity has driven up prices for millions of people.”
The AI explosion means millions are paying more for electricity
Across much of the eastern U.S., electricity bills have jumped. The reason? Data centers required for AI and other tech wonders are driving up electricity demand.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 31, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Why did Jackson Browne run over a road Russian?
July 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Joey Chestnut should be dead then
“Eating one hot dog and bun results in the loss of 27-36 minutes of healthy life.” www.cnn.com/2021/08/27/h...
July 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The alt-text for all my pics is "dick pic."
July 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Radar Love, people! Man, I loved that song when I first heard it as kid. RIP

abcnews.go.com/Entertainmen...
Golden Earring co-founder George Kooymans dies at 77
George Kooymans, guitarist and co-founder of the Dutch band Golden Earring, has died at 77
abcnews.go.com
July 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Has any other industry predicted so much doom from their own products? This is like if tobacco companies just came out and said, "Lung cancer, baby! We're making it happen!"
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Jul 22
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says the world may be on the precipice of a "fraud crisis" because of how artificial intelligence could enable bad actors to impersonate other people.

Read more: cnn.it/3GVwPg7
July 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Black Sabbath scared me a little when I first heard it. It scared my little brother away. I was maybe 13. Probably 1975. I didn't take long to realize that this was the coolest shit ever! RIP my prince...
July 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
July 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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So much panic. Very little disco.
July 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
More Humid Than Humid... That's goddamn right, Rob Zombie!
July 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If processed meat is so bad, how is Joey Chestnut still alive?
July 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM