doubled pawn
@doubledpawn.bsky.social
Introvert full of anxiety
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“That is your regular price, and it’s Black Friday so…ahem…”
“Uh…well I can give you a hug?”
“Bring it in.”
“Uh…well I can give you a hug?”
“Bring it in.”
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
“That is your regular price, and it’s Black Friday so…ahem…”
“Uh…well I can give you a hug?”
“Bring it in.”
“Uh…well I can give you a hug?”
“Bring it in.”
Just attach this food tray to your belt and suspenders kit, and your Thanksgiving meal will always be there when you need to step away from the table.
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Just attach this food tray to your belt and suspenders kit, and your Thanksgiving meal will always be there when you need to step away from the table.
Reporting every work email as spam
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Reporting every work email as spam
The perfect time to be at work is when everyone else is taking days off
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The perfect time to be at work is when everyone else is taking days off
All you did for this meal was pour a can of tomato soup over a stick of salted butter. And for that reason, you have been chopped.
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
All you did for this meal was pour a can of tomato soup over a stick of salted butter. And for that reason, you have been chopped.
“I mean no disrespect,” said someone saying something disrespectful and meaning it.
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
“I mean no disrespect,” said someone saying something disrespectful and meaning it.
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I made hot dogs (a cry for help)
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I made hot dogs (a cry for help)
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all rivers should be lazy
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
all rivers should be lazy
It is true, we are past the point of no return in many regards
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It is true, we are past the point of no return in many regards
Writing a song about 2025 called “Just sitting here banging my head on the keyboard.”
November 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Writing a song about 2025 called “Just sitting here banging my head on the keyboard.”
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Sorry man, last time I checked the light was red, am I supposed to just sit here and stare at the light?
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Sorry man, last time I checked the light was red, am I supposed to just sit here and stare at the light?
No amount of Bluesky labelers can stop me from talking to myself on here
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
No amount of Bluesky labelers can stop me from talking to myself on here
Left a hot toddy in the mailbox for the mailman YOU’RE WELCOME!
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Left a hot toddy in the mailbox for the mailman YOU’RE WELCOME!
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Bechdel test but for work conversations that don’t mention AI
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Bechdel test but for work conversations that don’t mention AI
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Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
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Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
Maybe the video rental stores putting “Be Kind Please Rewind” stickers on VHS tapes was an early indicator that people were going to get worse
November 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Maybe the video rental stores putting “Be Kind Please Rewind” stickers on VHS tapes was an early indicator that people were going to get worse
I just want one of these buttons to eject me
November 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I just want one of these buttons to eject me
This house was built in the 90s, so about ten years ago
November 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This house was built in the 90s, so about ten years ago
Jalapeño is the correct amount of spicy, chip-wise
November 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Jalapeño is the correct amount of spicy, chip-wise
Hey boss, I have a lot on my plate right now (farming for grandma on Sneaky Sasquatch)
October 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Hey boss, I have a lot on my plate right now (farming for grandma on Sneaky Sasquatch)
“Hey, you! Yeah, you! How do you even sleep at night, huh?!”
“Oh god…you know about what I’ve done…”
“Oh…no…uh…I’m just trying to get some ideas,” said the insomniac.
“Oh god…you know about what I’ve done…”
“Oh…no…uh…I’m just trying to get some ideas,” said the insomniac.
October 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
“Hey, you! Yeah, you! How do you even sleep at night, huh?!”
“Oh god…you know about what I’ve done…”
“Oh…no…uh…I’m just trying to get some ideas,” said the insomniac.
“Oh god…you know about what I’ve done…”
“Oh…no…uh…I’m just trying to get some ideas,” said the insomniac.
Type out “Good morning” instead of “GM”
October 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Type out “Good morning” instead of “GM”
Being honest with myself by swapping my bed and my couch
October 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Being honest with myself by swapping my bed and my couch