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you want to do away with the bludgeoning passersby industry? ok. so i guess you can provide new jobs for all the unemployed bludgeoners, bludgeon manufacturers AND a skyrocketing number of passersby?? dream on
December 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
you want to do away with the bludgeoning passersby industry? ok. so i guess you can provide new jobs for all the unemployed bludgeoners, bludgeon manufacturers AND a skyrocketing number of passersby?? dream on
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trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
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telling my children that the plane delivering their letters to santa unfortunately went down over the arctic seas. and yes they must shoulder some of the blame
December 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
telling my children that the plane delivering their letters to santa unfortunately went down over the arctic seas. and yes they must shoulder some of the blame
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sometimes... sometimes anime isn't a mistake
December 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
sometimes... sometimes anime isn't a mistake
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Feeling lonely this Christmas? Just make some friends and fix all your problems 🗣️
December 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Feeling lonely this Christmas? Just make some friends and fix all your problems 🗣️
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weird al yankovic? i wonder if he means old fred yankovic...
May 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
weird al yankovic? i wonder if he means old fred yankovic...
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December 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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beware the jubjub bird
December 18, 2025 at 8:11 AM
beware the jubjub bird
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Fresh water fishes 🐟
December 21, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Fresh water fishes 🐟
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Lord, I see what you've done for others. It’s real sick shit, frankly. You belong in jail.
December 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Lord, I see what you've done for others. It’s real sick shit, frankly. You belong in jail.
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YOURE NOT DRAWING MISTLETOE!!! YOURE NOT DRAWING MISTLEYOE!!! THATS HOLLY!!!! THE BERRIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WHITE FOR MISTLETOE!!! THATS HOLLY!!!!! THE BERRIES ARE RED!!!!! NOOOOOOO
December 17, 2025 at 11:37 AM
YOURE NOT DRAWING MISTLETOE!!! YOURE NOT DRAWING MISTLEYOE!!! THATS HOLLY!!!! THE BERRIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WHITE FOR MISTLETOE!!! THATS HOLLY!!!!! THE BERRIES ARE RED!!!!! NOOOOOOO
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December 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
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