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ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase.

The President is building an army to attack his own country.

Citing concerns about DEI, the Department of Education has halted funding for programs that support students with combined hearing and vision loss in eight states.

“How low can you go?” one advocate asked. “How can you do this to children?”

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the face of a man who got just got the first death threat that he really believed in

I know that nostalgia is a dangerous addiction.
But sometimes, I yearn for the simple innocence of 90s TV.

One of the most insidious things about the right’s mislabeling of liberals as “the left” is that liberals got confused, too. They chant about unity and in the same breath tell you winning requires sacrificing the marginalized and falling in line.

You’re just a republican with a hybrid car, Diane.

All right, this is the second time this summer I've heard an all-white 90s cover band attempt "No Diggity".
There oughtta be a law, someone's gonna get hurt.

"She's an industry plant"
"He's an industry plant"
"They're an industry plant"
"Industry plant"
"Industry plant"
"Industry plant"
"Hulk Hogan's a unique talent who revolutionized wrestling entertainment and rose to superstardom solely due to his natural charisma and likeability"

All of my friends have apparently had vasectomies.
This is not going as planned.

What have I done?

Today is the best day to call all the child-free husbands you know and say:
"Hey man, I know it's a little early, but I just found out, and wanna say 'Happy Father's Day', I know you're gonna do a great job. Gotta run."

97% of extremist-related murders in the U.S. in 2024 were linked to right-wing extremists. It’s not a political movement anymore - it’s a hobby for failed men with too much testosterone and not enough brain cells.

Anyone who's read Secret Invasion into Dark Reign is not feeling great about the idea of Musk taking down Trump.

4 days ago, after 5 days of not shaving, I was invited to the local #pride event with my family.
What better show of solidarity than a 9 day mustache?

These are my children They look at me with hungry eyes and I can't do anything. Please donate to save their lives from starvation. Thank you all 🍉
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They won't admit they fucked up until that first time they're opening up a tin of cat food

I remember when they made a mutant registry.

Constantly contradicting my conservative mom about every little thing has been a real strain, so yesterday at the BMV when she decided she didn't really need to get a RealID, I kept my mouth shut about it as an act of kindness.

Anyways, what's this SAVE act everyone's talking about??

ICE disappeared a man with a green card today by pretending to hold an interview to finalize his US citizenship. That is fucking terrifying. www.msn.com/en-us/politi...