Luna (she/they)
@dormilonaluna.bsky.social
4th grade teacher. 29.
Canes fan, queer and here, I talk way too much about my cat.
Canes fan, queer and here, I talk way too much about my cat.
Tales from fourth grade:
M: Ms [Redacted], for some reason, I love to drink water.
Me: …okay?
M: I drink lots of water
Me: …it’s good for you?
M: I drink like ten bottles a day.
Me: …
M: what I’m saying is I *really* need the bathroom
M: Ms [Redacted], for some reason, I love to drink water.
Me: …okay?
M: I drink lots of water
Me: …it’s good for you?
M: I drink like ten bottles a day.
Me: …
M: what I’m saying is I *really* need the bathroom
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Tales from fourth grade:
M: Ms [Redacted], for some reason, I love to drink water.
Me: …okay?
M: I drink lots of water
Me: …it’s good for you?
M: I drink like ten bottles a day.
Me: …
M: what I’m saying is I *really* need the bathroom
M: Ms [Redacted], for some reason, I love to drink water.
Me: …okay?
M: I drink lots of water
Me: …it’s good for you?
M: I drink like ten bottles a day.
Me: …
M: what I’m saying is I *really* need the bathroom
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He’s on a mission from God
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
He’s on a mission from God
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I went to a Canes game tonight and you can track the game through my knitting!
…and yes, I was six for six on knitting during Canes goals, and all three Sabres goals happened when I *wasn’t* knitting.
…and yes, I was six for six on knitting during Canes goals, and all three Sabres goals happened when I *wasn’t* knitting.
November 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I went to a Canes game tonight and you can track the game through my knitting!
…and yes, I was six for six on knitting during Canes goals, and all three Sabres goals happened when I *wasn’t* knitting.
…and yes, I was six for six on knitting during Canes goals, and all three Sabres goals happened when I *wasn’t* knitting.
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October 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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KK looks like he drank 5 energy drinks before the game.
October 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
KK looks like he drank 5 energy drinks before the game.
It’s officially hockey season again which means I’m back on bluesky so uh what did I miss
October 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It’s officially hockey season again which means I’m back on bluesky so uh what did I miss
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THE BAR IS SO FUCKING LOW! AND THEY STILL CANT CLEAR THE DAMN THING HOLY SHIT
It just keeps getting worse 🤬😭🤮 Staal doesn't surprise me but Ghost and Hallsy defending these guys too #raiseup
September 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
THE BAR IS SO FUCKING LOW! AND THEY STILL CANT CLEAR THE DAMN THING HOLY SHIT
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Here’s the thing: don’t interact with their socials. Stop creating content for them. Every comment (positive or negative) is monetized.
Posting through it here because I have no interest in them monetizing my tweets.
September 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Here’s the thing: don’t interact with their socials. Stop creating content for them. Every comment (positive or negative) is monetized.
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Look, I respect the owner up to a certain degree for being willing to spend to the cap to roster a good team (bare minimum for a sports owner)
But willingly signing McLeod to “vindicate the player” (who isn’t even good) is one of the dumbest fucking decisions I have ever seen
But willingly signing McLeod to “vindicate the player” (who isn’t even good) is one of the dumbest fucking decisions I have ever seen
Signing McLeod is stupid as shit, hate that
September 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Look, I respect the owner up to a certain degree for being willing to spend to the cap to roster a good team (bare minimum for a sports owner)
But willingly signing McLeod to “vindicate the player” (who isn’t even good) is one of the dumbest fucking decisions I have ever seen
But willingly signing McLeod to “vindicate the player” (who isn’t even good) is one of the dumbest fucking decisions I have ever seen
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The other comments weren't great but his was the worst, especially coming from the captain. Like they just keep acting like "oh they just made a mistake" RAPE ISNT A FUCKING MISTAKE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
September 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The other comments weren't great but his was the worst, especially coming from the captain. Like they just keep acting like "oh they just made a mistake" RAPE ISNT A FUCKING MISTAKE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
It’s been awhile since I’ve shared one of these, so: misc things overheard at summer camp
-YOUR brain is filled with BEAVERS
-please get your mouth off the trash can
-NOT MY SPICY MEAT STICK
-I can’t pee in these conditions!
-did you know if you eat person, you die earlier?
-YOUR brain is filled with BEAVERS
-please get your mouth off the trash can
-NOT MY SPICY MEAT STICK
-I can’t pee in these conditions!
-did you know if you eat person, you die earlier?
July 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It’s been awhile since I’ve shared one of these, so: misc things overheard at summer camp
-YOUR brain is filled with BEAVERS
-please get your mouth off the trash can
-NOT MY SPICY MEAT STICK
-I can’t pee in these conditions!
-did you know if you eat person, you die earlier?
-YOUR brain is filled with BEAVERS
-please get your mouth off the trash can
-NOT MY SPICY MEAT STICK
-I can’t pee in these conditions!
-did you know if you eat person, you die earlier?
I love you, America, but we gotta talk.
July 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I love you, America, but we gotta talk.
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There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people.
― Howard Zinn
#4thofJuly #IndependenceDay
― Howard Zinn
#4thofJuly #IndependenceDay
July 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people.
― Howard Zinn
#4thofJuly #IndependenceDay
― Howard Zinn
#4thofJuly #IndependenceDay
Wait, you know how to celebrate holidays? We missed all of June for pride month and Juneteenth, but since we’re apparently back on, how about something for disability pride month?
July 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Wait, you know how to celebrate holidays? We missed all of June for pride month and Juneteenth, but since we’re apparently back on, how about something for disability pride month?
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pretty weird how there's always billion dollars just lying around whenever ICE needs concentration camps but there's never any money when children need healthcare or a simple school lunch. oh well just one of those things I guess
July 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
pretty weird how there's always billion dollars just lying around whenever ICE needs concentration camps but there's never any money when children need healthcare or a simple school lunch. oh well just one of those things I guess
Today has been hard. But there are still good things.
Like this toad.
Like this toad.
July 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Today has been hard. But there are still good things.
Like this toad.
Like this toad.
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the east coast: I drew you a nice, hot bath
me: in the bathtub?
the east coast: in the air all around you :)
the east coast: there is no escape :)
me: in the bathtub?
the east coast: in the air all around you :)
the east coast: there is no escape :)
July 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
the east coast: I drew you a nice, hot bath
me: in the bathtub?
the east coast: in the air all around you :)
the east coast: there is no escape :)
me: in the bathtub?
the east coast: in the air all around you :)
the east coast: there is no escape :)
A second grade camper: do you want to hear a Tasmanian song?
Me: you know what? Sure.
camper: do you want the first, second, or third movement?
Me: ooh, choices! let’s go with the third!
camper: *atonal screaming*
Me: …huh
camper: here’s the second movement *atonal screaming in a lower pitch*
Me: you know what? Sure.
camper: do you want the first, second, or third movement?
Me: ooh, choices! let’s go with the third!
camper: *atonal screaming*
Me: …huh
camper: here’s the second movement *atonal screaming in a lower pitch*
July 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
A second grade camper: do you want to hear a Tasmanian song?
Me: you know what? Sure.
camper: do you want the first, second, or third movement?
Me: ooh, choices! let’s go with the third!
camper: *atonal screaming*
Me: …huh
camper: here’s the second movement *atonal screaming in a lower pitch*
Me: you know what? Sure.
camper: do you want the first, second, or third movement?
Me: ooh, choices! let’s go with the third!
camper: *atonal screaming*
Me: …huh
camper: here’s the second movement *atonal screaming in a lower pitch*
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If anyone sees me take a shot of soy sauce: no you didn’t.
July 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
If anyone sees me take a shot of soy sauce: no you didn’t.
Checking in campers this morning, kid rolls in wearing a Bruins shirt. A little uncommon for my area of NC, so I compliment and ask if he’s excited for the coming season—kid is off like a SHOT telling me all about James Hagens. Mom looks at me like she can’t believe I know who that is.
July 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Checking in campers this morning, kid rolls in wearing a Bruins shirt. A little uncommon for my area of NC, so I compliment and ask if he’s excited for the coming season—kid is off like a SHOT telling me all about James Hagens. Mom looks at me like she can’t believe I know who that is.
Overheard in summer camp:
A four year old: MY SPICY MEAT STICK
other campers: MEAT STICK, MEAT STICK, MEAT STICK
A four year old: MY SPICY MEAT STICK
other campers: MEAT STICK, MEAT STICK, MEAT STICK
June 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Overheard in summer camp:
A four year old: MY SPICY MEAT STICK
other campers: MEAT STICK, MEAT STICK, MEAT STICK
A four year old: MY SPICY MEAT STICK
other campers: MEAT STICK, MEAT STICK, MEAT STICK
A list of events:
-flight out of Vancouver delayed for 3 hours
-flight to Raleigh takes off without me, next available flight isn’t until 9am
-airline puts me in hotel
-I’m so tired I’m tasting colors
-airport shuttle to hotel is running late
-finally locate airport shuttle
-shuttle starts driving
-flight out of Vancouver delayed for 3 hours
-flight to Raleigh takes off without me, next available flight isn’t until 9am
-airline puts me in hotel
-I’m so tired I’m tasting colors
-airport shuttle to hotel is running late
-finally locate airport shuttle
-shuttle starts driving
June 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
A list of events:
-flight out of Vancouver delayed for 3 hours
-flight to Raleigh takes off without me, next available flight isn’t until 9am
-airline puts me in hotel
-I’m so tired I’m tasting colors
-airport shuttle to hotel is running late
-finally locate airport shuttle
-shuttle starts driving
-flight out of Vancouver delayed for 3 hours
-flight to Raleigh takes off without me, next available flight isn’t until 9am
-airline puts me in hotel
-I’m so tired I’m tasting colors
-airport shuttle to hotel is running late
-finally locate airport shuttle
-shuttle starts driving