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I know I have PMS because this warmed up can of veggie chili is the greatest thing I've ever tasted.
May 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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hey sorry, can’t. busy.
April 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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fellas, is it gay to have a functional modern economy?
April 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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A predictable outcome
April 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I dreamt that I ran into 45 at Graceland. Listen here.

steff.substack.com/p/goin-to-dr...
March 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Would seeing a guinea pig in a bucket hat help
March 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I'm at the stage in my editing process where my goal is to make everything hornier.
March 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Please read and sign. No more money to Senate Dems until Chuck step down.
I believe in strong institutions and pragmatic strategy. Purity politics are destructive to progress. But our party leadership has become so anemic that we've been left with no choice but to call for Mr. Schumer's removal.

Join our call for him to step down: www.change.org/p/boycott-co...
Sign the Petition
Boycott Contributions to Senate Democrats Until Chuck Schumer Steps Down
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March 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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There's a quirk about American politics we're all missing, and we talk past each other because of it.

Since the election of 2000, every contest has been so close that any theory that explains about 100,000 votes spread over 3 swing states can and does explain the outcome.

Every theory is correct.
March 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'm reading Didion & Babitz and feeling equally impressed and confused by Eve's decision to remain friends with like, all of her ex lovers.
March 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I'm not convinced Tr*mp supporters give a shit if Gavin Newsom invites Steve Bannon to appear on his podcast. Who the hell is the show actually for? (Not **allegedly** for.)
March 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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They want to cut USPS - so they can own it.

They want to cut Amtrak - so they can own it.

They want to cut Social Security - so they can force you to use private financial firms more.

They want to cut Medicare and the VA - so they can force you to use private healthcare more.
March 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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This is how I feel 95% of the time
March 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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One fun thing in making TEATLES is having an excuse to make random bits and bobs. Like this -
March 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
When Tr*mp talks about how the best person should be hired for a job regardless of race or gender, he is NOT talking about the one industry that seems to be doing that exact thing, which is casting the role of Mary Todd Lincoln in "Oh, Mary!"
March 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I'm officially taking back all the times I called Gav Gav fuckable.
And he did so in an interview with Charlie Kirk, who has spent his career dehumanizing trans people for sport.

It is difficult to overstate how thoroughly cynical, self-serving, and cruel this is.

(3/3)
March 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I asked this same question of my IG followers the other day. Seriously would love to know.
Are we still doing our taxes this year or no
March 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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February 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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You, dumb: Gender is a social construct!
Me, smart:
February 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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issue with “hire more conservative professors” is that they don’t mean “hire a smart guy who happens to think taxes should be lower”, they mean “hire a movement conservative”, and these days there are multiple litmus tests for being that type of person that are “insist this false thing is true”
February 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
When Teemotay said that he wants to be one of the greats I laughed
February 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Every time.
I've been writing for four hours. I don't care about anything I cared about a day ago. Let me die alone. It's fine. As long as I have a laptop.
February 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Lmao
February 23, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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God, I hope he vapes
regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope
February 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM