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decided over the weekend to try out opening up a block of calls over the next few weeks: calendly.com/methodandstr...

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this one triggered the ackchyuallies

i probably shouldn't have said "*only* really genuinely effective" because if there exists even one practical use, my argument is invalid!
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
hey you guys
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
lol finally finishing this upgraded layout + cache flag business

tues/weds/thurs i was sore and sluggish; i think i might have caught something but one vaccine or another nailed it

when this is done i will be able to crank intertwingler.net into overdrive
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
amazing
Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
so i have designated email addresses for bills etc because companies are bound to send you spam on those channels, but i noticed the other day that all the marketing emails have List-Unsubscribe headers (because they're supposed to) while none of the actual substantive bills/notifications do
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i love them all
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#shodansafari #infosec
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
it would be interesting to do some kind of work comparing and contrasting domesticated gambling vs generic risk-taking
the thing about gambling is it really is honest-to-goodness fixed, in the sense that almost everything has a negative expected value, such that if you played an infinite number of times your bankroll would go to zero, and the things they can't fix that way they just kick you out if you win too much
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
always follow @anthonymoser.com for your argument-framing needs
An important thing many corruption stories get wrong is that what's stolen isn't "taxpayer money" it's collective governance
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Given the distortions that digital environments have on narrative time perceptions and the subsequent effects on human psychologies, this is quite hilarious.
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
indeed; research is irreducibly expensive, as in it costs whatever it costs (chiefly denominated in units of time, often also denominated in money) to get the requisite information to make a determination

so much easier to have somebody trustworthy just tell you
I do not want to “Do my own research.” I want to pay trained accredited experts to do the research, trained accredited experts to report on findings, and trained accredited experts to make policy based on them.

I am busy af with my own job, I don’t need to do eight zillion more.
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
🧠: how bright do you think a glowstick gets

🧠: i know i bet youtube has tons of videos about this

🧠: ah shit now it thinks i'm a prepper
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i think my earbuds might finally have bought it

they don't charge past 10% and one of them gets hot lol

i have cleaned the contacts (with vinegar followed by rubbing alcohol followed by a pencil eraser like it says) and i have tried hard-resetting them

it's either shorting (weird?) or just goofed
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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if I’m going to give multiple choice in intro to STS, might as well lean in to the absurdity
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"and that was the last time anybody saw elon musk"
this would be a perfect photo of the sun, if only some guy hadn't gotten in the way 🔭
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
lol these things are actually a great analogy for chatbot-as-a-service products:

• ONE particular productization
• of ONE particular technology
• WAY overpowered for its application class
• no thought whatsoever to harms
• which industry groups downplayed and victim-blamed
like when i look at the suite of chatbot products on the market, my mind goes to radium pills or these things en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoe-fi...

like why would you spend any effort in any kind of institutional design around ONE particular configuration of a particular leaf-node technology
Shoe-fitting fluoroscope - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
sometime between i'm gonna say about 2008 to 2011 i went from being a consummate label whore to aggressively policing everything i wear for any kind of branding or even text (except for like, shoes, which is hard to pull off)

my rationale was if they want me to advertise for them, they can pay me
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
actual lol
They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
i've been thinking about this paper since it shipped and one of the things i keep coming back to is the punning of "technology" with specific product categories/form factors/vendors' products, so another way to deny the framing is to look perplexed like "which of a dozen things do you mean by AI?"
6. the extremely unhinged series of claims that without training them on how to be users of such systems that we somehow fail as teachers — truly ludicrous, utterly bizarre, and in fact directly contradicts other industry selling points.

(Section 3.6 here doi.org/10.5281/zeno...)

8/n
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Reposted by dorian
You know those banners on news sites that are like “This article is THREE YEARS OLD YOU WEIRDO, please act accordingly”? We need that for social but measured in hours.
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
lol i just got an email from the building manager that they are testing the fire alarms AGAIN
swear to god this building tests the fire alarm system for sport
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
lol i just assume there's a warehouse full of these somewhere, friggin factory making them
Same town, new spot.

The “Best Friends Forever” statue of Trump and pedophile Jeffrey Epstein holding hands just reappeared in DC after federal authorities already tore it down twice. 🤣
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
lol my humanoid will soon hit her 1000th wordle streak

(i'm at like a yearish; i fucked up back in 2023 and then i fucked up again a week later and then i fucked up AGAIN last year)
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
my kingdom for a setting in zotero to enable spreads by default
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Timeline cleanse: Yesterday I was introduced to the teporingo (volcano rabbit) — it’s like a rabbit crossed with a pika and is only found on Popocatépetl and three of the other volcanoes near Mexico City: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volcano...
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM