Mr. DoomPants
@doomdoomdoom.bsky.social
I make art sometimes but frankly it’s CAPSLOCK AND NON SEQITURS, MOSTLY
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I made a(nother) thing, in a bit of a frantic attempt to get my amygdala to STFU.
I really need a consistent strategy for the correct application of alt text to the emphatically non-representational, I have neither the spoons nor the character length for a similar flavor of chaotic abstracti-DAMMIT
I really need a consistent strategy for the correct application of alt text to the emphatically non-representational, I have neither the spoons nor the character length for a similar flavor of chaotic abstracti-DAMMIT
December 11, 2024 at 8:44 PM
I made a(nother) thing, in a bit of a frantic attempt to get my amygdala to STFU.
I really need a consistent strategy for the correct application of alt text to the emphatically non-representational, I have neither the spoons nor the character length for a similar flavor of chaotic abstracti-DAMMIT
I really need a consistent strategy for the correct application of alt text to the emphatically non-representational, I have neither the spoons nor the character length for a similar flavor of chaotic abstracti-DAMMIT
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Question your reality to explore more options.
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#glitchart #glitchartistscollective #videoart #visionaryart #manipulatedphotography
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#glitchart #glitchartistscollective #videoart #visionaryart #manipulatedphotography
November 27, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Question your reality to explore more options.
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#glitchart #glitchartistscollective #videoart #visionaryart #manipulatedphotography
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#glitchart #glitchartistscollective #videoart #visionaryart #manipulatedphotography
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Not Glitch as in art, but
Glitch as in fuck you
Glitch as in fuck you
November 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Not Glitch as in art, but
Glitch as in fuck you
Glitch as in fuck you
Theoretically, I'm off hiatus. Maybe.
Massive, partially unhinged, coalescing and also thoroughly redacted rant about digital tools [REDACTED].
🤞
I will not be robbed of enthusiasm again. I POINTEDLY REFUSE TO NOT HAVE FUN WITH THIS.
#glitchart
#digitalcollage
#proceduralart
#desertphotography
Massive, partially unhinged, coalescing and also thoroughly redacted rant about digital tools [REDACTED].
🤞
I will not be robbed of enthusiasm again. I POINTEDLY REFUSE TO NOT HAVE FUN WITH THIS.
#glitchart
#digitalcollage
#proceduralart
#desertphotography
November 17, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Theoretically, I'm off hiatus. Maybe.
Massive, partially unhinged, coalescing and also thoroughly redacted rant about digital tools [REDACTED].
🤞
I will not be robbed of enthusiasm again. I POINTEDLY REFUSE TO NOT HAVE FUN WITH THIS.
#glitchart
#digitalcollage
#proceduralart
#desertphotography
Massive, partially unhinged, coalescing and also thoroughly redacted rant about digital tools [REDACTED].
🤞
I will not be robbed of enthusiasm again. I POINTEDLY REFUSE TO NOT HAVE FUN WITH THIS.
#glitchart
#digitalcollage
#proceduralart
#desertphotography
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I am experiencing a brand new-to-me emotion!
My tiff mangler finished running after 12h/300+ files and the ****ing power goes out but
I SAVED IT
I SAVED THE DOCUMENT
I HAVE HARNESSED ENTROPY AND I SHALL BATHE IN ITS ENTRAILS and when that gets boring I’m gonna make some incredibly unsettling gifs
My tiff mangler finished running after 12h/300+ files and the ****ing power goes out but
I SAVED IT
I SAVED THE DOCUMENT
I HAVE HARNESSED ENTROPY AND I SHALL BATHE IN ITS ENTRAILS and when that gets boring I’m gonna make some incredibly unsettling gifs
December 8, 2023 at 5:20 PM
I am experiencing a brand new-to-me emotion!
My tiff mangler finished running after 12h/300+ files and the ****ing power goes out but
I SAVED IT
I SAVED THE DOCUMENT
I HAVE HARNESSED ENTROPY AND I SHALL BATHE IN ITS ENTRAILS and when that gets boring I’m gonna make some incredibly unsettling gifs
My tiff mangler finished running after 12h/300+ files and the ****ing power goes out but
I SAVED IT
I SAVED THE DOCUMENT
I HAVE HARNESSED ENTROPY AND I SHALL BATHE IN ITS ENTRAILS and when that gets boring I’m gonna make some incredibly unsettling gifs
I HAVE FORKING *COMPLETED*
THE MOTHERFORKING CONTRAPTION (v1.0b)
🦾😈
I AM BECOME DUDE, DESTROYER OF TIFFS
THE MOTHERFORKING CONTRAPTION (v1.0b)
🦾😈
I AM BECOME DUDE, DESTROYER OF TIFFS
December 6, 2023 at 10:21 PM
I HAVE FORKING *COMPLETED*
THE MOTHERFORKING CONTRAPTION (v1.0b)
🦾😈
I AM BECOME DUDE, DESTROYER OF TIFFS
THE MOTHERFORKING CONTRAPTION (v1.0b)
🦾😈
I AM BECOME DUDE, DESTROYER OF TIFFS
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this might be a hot take, but i honestly think AI art peaks when you can absolutely tell it’s AI. like, using it as a tool to make weird shit that is so clearly made by the tool is the best use-case from an artistic perspective
My friend keeps sending AI generated images of wizards doing groceries and it’s honestly probably the only good use of AI
November 18, 2023 at 6:21 PM
this might be a hot take, but i honestly think AI art peaks when you can absolutely tell it’s AI. like, using it as a tool to make weird shit that is so clearly made by the tool is the best use-case from an artistic perspective
CLEAN UNDERPANTS AND DINNER CAKE DINNER CAKE DINNER CAAAAAAAAKE
THE DAY IS SAVED ETC
THE DAY IS SAVED ETC
November 17, 2023 at 5:17 AM
CLEAN UNDERPANTS AND DINNER CAKE DINNER CAKE DINNER CAAAAAAAAKE
THE DAY IS SAVED ETC
THE DAY IS SAVED ETC
YET AGAIN,
O H N O D E C I S I O N P A R A L Y S I S S S S S Z Z T
Softer focus and a modicum of subtlety, or EXXXXTRA CRRRRRRRRRUNCHY?
Option $n is more artifacts from the “Peeps Chili but with way too many teeth” bizarro-bucket.
I am a Serious Artist yessiree art art art arf WOOF oof
🧐😵💫🤡🥳
O H N O D E C I S I O N P A R A L Y S I S S S S S Z Z T
Softer focus and a modicum of subtlety, or EXXXXTRA CRRRRRRRRRUNCHY?
Option $n is more artifacts from the “Peeps Chili but with way too many teeth” bizarro-bucket.
I am a Serious Artist yessiree art art art arf WOOF oof
🧐😵💫🤡🥳
October 20, 2023 at 7:33 PM
YET AGAIN,
O H N O D E C I S I O N P A R A L Y S I S S S S S Z Z T
Softer focus and a modicum of subtlety, or EXXXXTRA CRRRRRRRRRUNCHY?
Option $n is more artifacts from the “Peeps Chili but with way too many teeth” bizarro-bucket.
I am a Serious Artist yessiree art art art arf WOOF oof
🧐😵💫🤡🥳
O H N O D E C I S I O N P A R A L Y S I S S S S S Z Z T
Softer focus and a modicum of subtlety, or EXXXXTRA CRRRRRRRRRUNCHY?
Option $n is more artifacts from the “Peeps Chili but with way too many teeth” bizarro-bucket.
I am a Serious Artist yessiree art art art arf WOOF oof
🧐😵💫🤡🥳
#glitchtober IS TOMORROW AND I'M BEYOND READY TO BREAK EVERYTHING.
EEEEVERYTHING!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYTHIIIIIIIIING.
Last year was exceptional, but since then I've become a much odder goose with a much larger, much stranger bucket of hammers.
SO MUCH BRAIN-MELTING NIGHTMARE FUEL TO PUBLICIZE OH YES
EEEEVERYTHING!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYTHIIIIIIIIING.
Last year was exceptional, but since then I've become a much odder goose with a much larger, much stranger bucket of hammers.
SO MUCH BRAIN-MELTING NIGHTMARE FUEL TO PUBLICIZE OH YES
September 30, 2023 at 5:24 PM
#glitchtober IS TOMORROW AND I'M BEYOND READY TO BREAK EVERYTHING.
EEEEVERYTHING!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYTHIIIIIIIIING.
Last year was exceptional, but since then I've become a much odder goose with a much larger, much stranger bucket of hammers.
SO MUCH BRAIN-MELTING NIGHTMARE FUEL TO PUBLICIZE OH YES
EEEEVERYTHING!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYTHIIIIIIIIING.
Last year was exceptional, but since then I've become a much odder goose with a much larger, much stranger bucket of hammers.
SO MUCH BRAIN-MELTING NIGHTMARE FUEL TO PUBLICIZE OH YES
GOOD MORNING WORLD! I have caffeine and dogs! And more caffeine and more dogs! Today is a good day (and I shoulda brought my Allergy Kit, but frankly DNGAF)
September 29, 2023 at 4:04 PM
GOOD MORNING WORLD! I have caffeine and dogs! And more caffeine and more dogs! Today is a good day (and I shoulda brought my Allergy Kit, but frankly DNGAF)
I'm... not really sure what happened here, but I think The Robot might be getting sick of my bullshit.
August 16, 2023 at 6:02 AM
I'm... not really sure what happened here, but I think The Robot might be getting sick of my bullshit.
Current status: BRAIN TOO LOUD
What do we do when BRAINLOUD?
We special-order a cheese hat and dual-boot SimoneOS is what we're gonna do. I have already pushed my own ass into a pool multiple times today, and would like something else to get me through this semi-charmed pop culture reference.
What do we do when BRAINLOUD?
We special-order a cheese hat and dual-boot SimoneOS is what we're gonna do. I have already pushed my own ass into a pool multiple times today, and would like something else to get me through this semi-charmed pop culture reference.
August 16, 2023 at 5:00 AM
Current status: BRAIN TOO LOUD
What do we do when BRAINLOUD?
We special-order a cheese hat and dual-boot SimoneOS is what we're gonna do. I have already pushed my own ass into a pool multiple times today, and would like something else to get me through this semi-charmed pop culture reference.
What do we do when BRAINLOUD?
We special-order a cheese hat and dual-boot SimoneOS is what we're gonna do. I have already pushed my own ass into a pool multiple times today, and would like something else to get me through this semi-charmed pop culture reference.
Oh yes. 50% pork butt, 50% selfie, 111% OMFG yikes.
This is one of the *LEAST* disturbing entries for “Portrait of the Artist as Three Pounds of Shrink-Wrapped Frozen Pork Shoulder”.
(The Big Brundle Business is over in the “please explain what that nipple is screaming and WHY” permutation bucket)
This is one of the *LEAST* disturbing entries for “Portrait of the Artist as Three Pounds of Shrink-Wrapped Frozen Pork Shoulder”.
(The Big Brundle Business is over in the “please explain what that nipple is screaming and WHY” permutation bucket)
August 7, 2023 at 4:52 AM
Oh yes. 50% pork butt, 50% selfie, 111% OMFG yikes.
This is one of the *LEAST* disturbing entries for “Portrait of the Artist as Three Pounds of Shrink-Wrapped Frozen Pork Shoulder”.
(The Big Brundle Business is over in the “please explain what that nipple is screaming and WHY” permutation bucket)
This is one of the *LEAST* disturbing entries for “Portrait of the Artist as Three Pounds of Shrink-Wrapped Frozen Pork Shoulder”.
(The Big Brundle Business is over in the “please explain what that nipple is screaming and WHY” permutation bucket)
I
AM
MEATFLUENCING
It’s not just kinda gross; it is EXTREMELY gross, but “Portrait of the Artist as a 3lb Shrink-Wrapped Frozen Pork Shoulder” is where I hid most of yesterday’s dopamine.
AM
MEATFLUENCING
It’s not just kinda gross; it is EXTREMELY gross, but “Portrait of the Artist as a 3lb Shrink-Wrapped Frozen Pork Shoulder” is where I hid most of yesterday’s dopamine.
Calling art “content” is like calling your pets “meat.” It’s technically correct, I guess, but it’s real reductive and kinda gross.
August 6, 2023 at 1:46 PM
I
AM
MEATFLUENCING
It’s not just kinda gross; it is EXTREMELY gross, but “Portrait of the Artist as a 3lb Shrink-Wrapped Frozen Pork Shoulder” is where I hid most of yesterday’s dopamine.
AM
MEATFLUENCING
It’s not just kinda gross; it is EXTREMELY gross, but “Portrait of the Artist as a 3lb Shrink-Wrapped Frozen Pork Shoulder” is where I hid most of yesterday’s dopamine.
*knucklecrack* oh boy oh boy oh boy
THE SEAL HAS BEEN RENT ASUNDER
A NEW CALLIPYGIAN ERA HAS SLOUCHED TOWARDS WHEREVER
UNLEASH THE DARKNESS WHICH SLEEPS IN THE VAULT OF THE SACRED ANACONDA
THE SEAL HAS BEEN RENT ASUNDER
A NEW CALLIPYGIAN ERA HAS SLOUCHED TOWARDS WHEREVER
UNLEASH THE DARKNESS WHICH SLEEPS IN THE VAULT OF THE SACRED ANACONDA
butts
August 5, 2023 at 8:52 PM
*knucklecrack* oh boy oh boy oh boy
THE SEAL HAS BEEN RENT ASUNDER
A NEW CALLIPYGIAN ERA HAS SLOUCHED TOWARDS WHEREVER
UNLEASH THE DARKNESS WHICH SLEEPS IN THE VAULT OF THE SACRED ANACONDA
THE SEAL HAS BEEN RENT ASUNDER
A NEW CALLIPYGIAN ERA HAS SLOUCHED TOWARDS WHEREVER
UNLEASH THE DARKNESS WHICH SLEEPS IN THE VAULT OF THE SACRED ANACONDA
Well… I’m not too old to ham-fistedly decontextualize for funsies; this is a few syllables short of a hideously beautiful haiku.
An Unstoppable Heuristic vs. the Immovable Complexity of, well, everything.
Existence isn’t suffering, per se; it’s just magenta all the way (down the concept of) down.
An Unstoppable Heuristic vs. the Immovable Complexity of, well, everything.
Existence isn’t suffering, per se; it’s just magenta all the way (down the concept of) down.
Aren’t you a little old to still believe in lungs?
August 1, 2023 at 2:14 PM
Well… I’m not too old to ham-fistedly decontextualize for funsies; this is a few syllables short of a hideously beautiful haiku.
An Unstoppable Heuristic vs. the Immovable Complexity of, well, everything.
Existence isn’t suffering, per se; it’s just magenta all the way (down the concept of) down.
An Unstoppable Heuristic vs. the Immovable Complexity of, well, everything.
Existence isn’t suffering, per se; it’s just magenta all the way (down the concept of) down.
X is… Gonna Give it to Me. Indefinitely. 24/7.
Everything is fine. I’ve been through worse; I got at least a few days before my soul is imprisoned in the Salt and Pepper Diner Zone.
SWEET JESUS, HELP ME
SEND GERIATRIC MILLENIAL EARWORMS ASAP
Everything is fine. I’ve been through worse; I got at least a few days before my soul is imprisoned in the Salt and Pepper Diner Zone.
SWEET JESUS, HELP ME
SEND GERIATRIC MILLENIAL EARWORMS ASAP
July 24, 2023 at 2:18 PM
X is… Gonna Give it to Me. Indefinitely. 24/7.
Everything is fine. I’ve been through worse; I got at least a few days before my soul is imprisoned in the Salt and Pepper Diner Zone.
SWEET JESUS, HELP ME
SEND GERIATRIC MILLENIAL EARWORMS ASAP
Everything is fine. I’ve been through worse; I got at least a few days before my soul is imprisoned in the Salt and Pepper Diner Zone.
SWEET JESUS, HELP ME
SEND GERIATRIC MILLENIAL EARWORMS ASAP
This is going to be a Problem. I typically treat ML crap like John Cage treated pianos, and “Dada Bullshit” in the alt text adds plenty of “context” but ummmm haha NOPE, DEFINITELY LACKS A CERTAIN SEMIOTIC SPECIFICITY FOR MINIMUM VIABILITY OF COMMS.
July 23, 2023 at 2:45 PM
This is going to be a Problem. I typically treat ML crap like John Cage treated pianos, and “Dada Bullshit” in the alt text adds plenty of “context” but ummmm haha NOPE, DEFINITELY LACKS A CERTAIN SEMIOTIC SPECIFICITY FOR MINIMUM VIABILITY OF COMMS.
There’s no dopamine left in my skeletal artifacts scattered around the muskhole suck horizon.
Alternate theory: I have become bored with being Publicly Clever.
…
💡!
Alternate theory: I have become bored with being Publicly Clever.
…
💡!
July 23, 2023 at 2:07 PM
There’s no dopamine left in my skeletal artifacts scattered around the muskhole suck horizon.
Alternate theory: I have become bored with being Publicly Clever.
…
💡!
Alternate theory: I have become bored with being Publicly Clever.
…
💡!
Update on my ongoing evaluation of this latest Fresh New Flavor of Blue Hell: I just lost AT LEAST half an hour failing to workshop a joke about Geriatric Millenial Pirate Axolotls.
PHONEMES ARE HARD. MY SHITPOST GLAND IS IN NEED OF REVITALIZATION.
PHONEMES ARE HARD. MY SHITPOST GLAND IS IN NEED OF REVITALIZATION.
July 13, 2023 at 1:04 PM
Update on my ongoing evaluation of this latest Fresh New Flavor of Blue Hell: I just lost AT LEAST half an hour failing to workshop a joke about Geriatric Millenial Pirate Axolotls.
PHONEMES ARE HARD. MY SHITPOST GLAND IS IN NEED OF REVITALIZATION.
PHONEMES ARE HARD. MY SHITPOST GLAND IS IN NEED OF REVITALIZATION.
It’s a glorious new day on a glorious new hecksite!
I’m the middle of a very nice cup of oolong so I’ll need a minute to remap my Capslock keeEEYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH DOPAMINE MORE LIKE DOPA-NOTYOURS AMIRITE WHEEEEE BLOOP WOULD YOU LIKE SOME RANDOM UNGULATE FACTS
Okay! I think I can work with this.
I’m the middle of a very nice cup of oolong so I’ll need a minute to remap my Capslock keeEEYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH DOPAMINE MORE LIKE DOPA-NOTYOURS AMIRITE WHEEEEE BLOOP WOULD YOU LIKE SOME RANDOM UNGULATE FACTS
Okay! I think I can work with this.
July 8, 2023 at 11:39 PM
It’s a glorious new day on a glorious new hecksite!
I’m the middle of a very nice cup of oolong so I’ll need a minute to remap my Capslock keeEEYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH DOPAMINE MORE LIKE DOPA-NOTYOURS AMIRITE WHEEEEE BLOOP WOULD YOU LIKE SOME RANDOM UNGULATE FACTS
Okay! I think I can work with this.
I’m the middle of a very nice cup of oolong so I’ll need a minute to remap my Capslock keeEEYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH DOPAMINE MORE LIKE DOPA-NOTYOURS AMIRITE WHEEEEE BLOOP WOULD YOU LIKE SOME RANDOM UNGULATE FACTS
Okay! I think I can work with this.