I made a(nother) thing, in a bit of a frantic attempt to get my amygdala to STFU.

I really need a consistent strategy for the correct application of alt text to the emphatically non-representational, I have neither the spoons nor the character length for a similar flavor of chaotic abstracti-DAMMIT

Theoretically, I'm off hiatus. Maybe.

Massive, partially unhinged, coalescing and also thoroughly redacted rant about digital tools [REDACTED].

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I will not be robbed of enthusiasm again. I POINTEDLY REFUSE TO NOT HAVE FUN WITH THIS.

#glitchart
#digitalcollage
#proceduralart
#desertphotography

YET AGAIN,
O H N O D E C I S I O N P A R A L Y S I S S S S S Z Z T

Softer focus and a modicum of subtlety, or EXXXXTRA CRRRRRRRRRUNCHY?

Option $n is more artifacts from the “Peeps Chili but with way too many teeth” bizarro-bucket.

I am a Serious Artist yessiree art art art arf WOOF oof

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I'm... not really sure what happened here, but I think The Robot might be getting sick of my bullshit.

Oh yes. 50% pork butt, 50% selfie, 111% OMFG yikes.

This is one of the *LEAST* disturbing entries for “Portrait of the Artist as Three Pounds of Shrink-Wrapped Frozen Pork Shoulder”.

(The Big Brundle Business is over in the “please explain what that nipple is screaming and WHY” permutation bucket)

No disrespect to Ansel Adams, but(t)…

This is going to be a Problem. I typically treat ML crap like John Cage treated pianos, and “Dada Bullshit” in the alt text adds plenty of “context” but ummmm haha NOPE, DEFINITELY LACKS A CERTAIN SEMIOTIC SPECIFICITY FOR MINIMUM VIABILITY OF COMMS.

There’s no dopamine left in my skeletal artifacts scattered around the muskhole suck horizon.

Alternate theory: I have become bored with being Publicly Clever.

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